Star Wars Club
Join
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gator walked into a Republic officer's club. He looked upset.

Gator: *Sits at the bar*
Waiter: Your usual Captain?
Gator: Yes.
Michael: *Walks over to Gator* Hey, how did it go?
Gator: Our attack run?
Michael: Yeah, did you kill lots of Tie Pilots?
Gator: I did, but we lost Honday.
Michael: What happened to him? Where is he?
Gator: In the middle of space, floating lifelessly around the galaxy.

Another Republic officer started playing a song on a piano: link

Michael: I don't understand. What happened to him?
Gator: He put his mask on, and his oxygen tank when his cockpit was shot open, but he wasn't able to eject in time.
Michael: Oh, that's a shame. Honday and I have seen each other through lots of tough times. He was even one of your best mates.
Gator: Look, he was a great officer, but we don't need to talk about him over and over again. So will you please shut up about it?
Waiter: *Arrives* Here you go Captain.
Gator: Thanks.
Michael: So when do you think we're going to Champalla?
Gator: I don't know, and I don't care. Send me out there within an hour. Half an hour! Fifteen minutes! Even five! I want to go out there now! *Looks at his drink, then smiles* I mean, as soon as I finish this beer.
Michael: *Smiling at Gator*

Meanwhile on Naboo.

Captain Needa: *Walking towards two Imperial Troopers* Have you got him on the phone yet?
Imperial 53: Yes Captain, but he's in a rather foul mood.
Captain Needa: He won't be when I speak with him. *Grabs the phone* Corporal Goode, I hope you're feeling good.
Warek: Yeah, thanks for the wisecracks.
Captain Needa: I heard you were giving some of my men a little bit of trouble.
Warek: I asked politely for more missiles, more pilots, more Tie Fighters, but all I have is Kamen, and those two crates with limited fuel, and missiles.
Captain Needa: You'll get what you need when the time is right. Until then, stay alert.
Warek: If the weather clears up. I highly doubt that'll happen however.
Captain Needa: Just wait for my call. *Hangs up*
Taylor: *Walks up from a bed* Can't anyone get some sleep around here?
Warek: Still haven't received our supplies yet, but we will soon.

2 B Continued
Jeremy Clarkson as Gator O' Donnell
Jeremy Clarkson as Gator O' Donnell
Richard Hammond as Michael Rustay
Richard Hammond as Michael Rustay
Jeffery Itov as Warek Goode
Jeffery Itov as Warek Goode
Michael Schumacher as Taylor Kamen
Michael Schumacher as Taylor Kamen
@IcePhoenix2
video
star wars
country roads
music video
tribute
fanvid
@JJ Edits
video
the bad batch
crosshair
queen of mean
descendants
@JJ Edits
video
the bad batch
tech
zero
imagine dragons
star wars
tribute
fanvid
added by rakshasa
@ineedanap
video
darth vader
star wars
tribute
fanvid
anakin skywalker
added by rakshasa
@voordeel
video
obi-wan kenobi
dirty work
star wars
tribute
fanvid
ewan mcgregor
added by rakshasa
@𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐎𝐧𝐞
video
anakin skywalker
sonne
star wars
tribute
fanvid
ahsoka
disney plus
added by rakshasa
@t.rexyboy
video
anakin skywalker
ahsoka
shadows
tribute
fanvid
disney plus
added by rakshasa
@LouellaWilla: xennial-sw-fan
video
boba fett
tribute
star wars
fanvid
disney plus
On February 14, new adventures arrive! New episodes of Star Wars: Young Jedi Adventures are coming to Disney+ and Disney Junior.
video
new adventures arrive
kids series
animated series
february 14
star wars: young jedi adventures
disney plus
@wizyedits
video
anakin skywalker
the fallen angel
washing machine heart
star wars
tribute
fanvid
added by rakshasa
@Kilian Productions
video
anakin skywalker
darth vader
star wars
tribute
fanvid
added by bdaly
Source: Bill Daly
added by layla_14
added by jango112
added by jango112
added by jango112
added by rakshasa
Source: Disney - Lucasfilm Ltd.
added by rakshasa
Source: caroldcnvers@tumblr.com
added by bouncybunny3
Source: hardyness.tumblr.com