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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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The tank was still in front of the bank. The driver thought the coast was clear, until this happened.

Kelly: *Walks out onto the street from one of the buildings to the left*
Big Joe: *Walks in from the right*
Oddball: *Following Big Joe*
Imperial 57: *Turns the turret towards the three Rebels*
Kelly: *Holding an A280C*
Big Joe: *Holding an A280C*
Oddball: *Moves back part of his coat, revealing a holster carrying an SE14C*

The three of them started to walk slowly towards the tank. The driver still had the tank's big gun pointed at them, but was curious to see what they had planned.

Kelly: *Stops with Big Joe, and Oddball, directly in front of the tank*

Stop the song

Imperial 57: *Opens the hatch, and comes out of the tank. She moves her blonde hair back with her right hand* You don't want me dead, otherwise you'd have attacked me by now.
Big Joe: *Nods* Smart girl. Then again, girls are always smart.
Imperial 57: Why would you let me live though? You are Rebels.
Oddball: Nah.
Kelly: We wear their uniforms, but we're not entirely with the Rebels.
Big Joe: We are soldiers, just like you. We have orders like you, but we all want this war to end, and go home.
Imperial 57: My orders are to guard that bank with my life. You three cannot stop me.
Kelly: Do you even know what's in that bank? One of your Colonel's told me that there's 14,000 bars of gold in there. That's worth 16,000,000 credits. 16,000,000. You see we're just a group of men that have no interest in you, or the rest of the Empire. We just want the gold. You can have some if you want. All you gotta do is turn your tank around, and blow a hole into the front so that we can go in and get what we want.
Imperial 57: Very well. 20 bars are mine if I help you get the gold.
Kelly: It's a deal.

With one blast from her tank, the Imperial knocked the doors down, allowing Kelly and the others into the bank. Inside was a mess. There were green blankets covering stuff up, and lots of dust.

Kelly: *Looking around the bank*
Big Joe: Move those blankets.
Kelly: *Moves the blankets out of the way, and looks at a pile of crates*
Little Joe: *Runs in with Cowboy, Crapgame, Babra, Mordecai, Fisher, and Merner*
Babra: Well?
Kelly: *Picks up a crate, and drops it. Gold falls out*

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People: *Waving Rebel flags around* The 2nd Death Star has been destroyed!! The war's over!
Kelly: *Picks up a golden bar*
Cowboy: Wooh boy.
Oddball: *Beeps like an Astro droid twice*
Big Joe: *Opens another crate* It's all here!!
Fisher: Yeah-hahaha! Oh it's beautiful!!
Babra: Pass me a crate!!
Gungans: *Dancing with the humans as they celebrate the end of the Galactic Civil War*

Kelly and everyone else began loading the gold onto an Imperial Troop Transport.

Babra: What are you going to do with your share Kelly?
Kelly: *Puts a crate of gold into the Transport* Buy a fancy ship with a hyperdrive, and build myself a mansion on an isolated planet. I'll live the rest of my life in solitude, and relax.
Cowboy: I'm gonna buy myself another farm! *Laughing*

Later, Oddball and Mordecai were having a discussion of their own.

Oddball: *With several children on the Mobile Artillery Hovertank*
Mordecai: Now look Oddball, these E11's, and the uniforms are a nice touch, and I also appreciate the fact that you bought us more wine, but to buy this tank? You're absolutely nuts!
Oddball: It's a beautiful tank Mordecai!
Mordecai: It's a terrible tank! It stinks! The fuel system leaks all over, and there's barely any room for the both of us.
Oddball: *Disgusted* Always with them negative waves. Let's go! *Drives the tank*
Mordecai: *Sitting on top of the tank*
Merner: *Running towards the others* Guys, there's a Metra coming with a General!
Gungan: On behalfa the entire planet of Naboo, weesa want to thank you all for your bravery.
Big Joe: That's very kind of you, there's a General coming. We gotta go!

The gungans ran towards General Rancor, and blocked the path of his Metra. There was also too many of them. Because of the big amount of gungans, General Rancor, Major Colwin, and their driver could not see Kelly or the others leaving with all of the gold in the Imperial Troop Transport.

General Rancor: *Smiling* Thank you all for your warm welcome.
Gungan 56: Are you Luke Skywalker?
General Rancor: *Laughing* Look at these guys, they think I'm Luke Skywalker! Major, go look for the others, and bring them over here.
Major Colwin: Yes General. *Gets out, and walks towards the bank*
Gungans: Yousa our heroes!
Major Colwin: Thank you, thanks. *Looks at the bank, and slowly walks in*

Song (Start at 0:09): link

Major Colwin: *Looks around as he slowly walks in. He makes it towards a wall, and looks at a message*

The Rebel Alliance logo was drawn on the wall. On it was a short message that said, Up Yours Colwin.

Far away, Big Joe was driving the others down a dirt road, away from Empyra, and towards a sunset.

Cast

Sean Bodine as Kelly
Louis Bodine as Big Joe
Craig Becker as Crapgame
and Jerry Meyers as Oddball

Also starring everyone else in alphabetical order

Andrea Libman as Colonel Allandra
Alec Baldwin as Major Colwin
Brett Dejneka as Little Joe
Cody Wengryn as Rancher
Eminem as Corporal Baledin
Ian Lafferty as General Rancor
James Arnold Taylor as Lieutenant Olara
Jeff Bodine as Cowboy
Joey Timpano as Babra
Kilmer Varela as Corporal Ramn
Michael Luxich as Fisher
Mordecai the Sullustan as himself
Wes Bentley as Merner

Songs used for fan fiction

Burning Bridges - Mike Curb Congregation Band
Sherman Hotel - Lalo Schifrin
Kelly's Heroes - Lalo Schifrin
Young Love - Sonny James
All For The Love Of Sunshine - Lalo Schifrin
30 Seconds To Tokyo - Hans Zimmer
Courage - Hans Zimmer
Battle Hymn Of The Republic - Carmen Dragon
Danger Plan - Sam Spence
Quick Draw Kelly - Lalo Schifrin
National Anthem - France
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A shipping yard was being run by the Imperials. There were a few Victory 2 Class Frigates being loaded with supplies from boats. Oddball, and his group were in a tunnel nearby with their three AAC-1's.

Oddball: Take it easy now, take it easy. *Stops* Okay hold it. Hold it! *Looks at the shipping yard* Okay, it looks like we arrived at the enemy base. We're gonna go for attack formation 3, and make a triangle. I'll take down the infantry, Mordecai you fire missiles at the frigates. Don't worry about the boats, those'll be taken out from the exploding frigates. Okay let's move.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Big Joe returned to the stone building with the films. As he returned, he noticed the two ATC's, and the two Metra's with the weapons, and fuel. He knew exactly what was going on, and rushed into the building.

Big Joe: *Looks at the others, then at Kelly* I thought I told you not to let anyone in on this.
Kelly: Look Joe, we need all the help we can get on retrieving that gold.
Big Joe: You look. That Colonel was drunk. We don't know if the gold will be there. You're raising their hopes up over nothing.
Merner: That's what Major Colwin's doing to us for fifty credits a month.
Rancher: We don't have...
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


It was a dark and stormy night in Naboo. Rain was falling down hard as lightning strikes flashed nearby, followed with the sounds of thunder.

Imperial Officer: *Slowly walking back and forth, making sure the Stormtroopers load everything onto the Star Destroyers* Not long now, just keep it moving!

What the Imperials didn't notice was that a Metra, was parked next to two AT-ST's. Inside was a female officer being held hostage by two Rebel's.

Their Metra is the one on the bottom: link

The driver was Kelly....
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General Capta: Kenobi, you're free to return to Tatooine. Those Imperials won't be giving us anymore trouble.
Mary: They will, but we can handle it from here.
Obi-Wan: Good. Although I'm leaving, the force will be with you. Always.*Walks away*

Ten Star Destroyers were approaching the planet. They were joined by fifteen Victory 2-Class Frigates.

Lieutenant Von Hapen: Okay everyone, for General Kar! He's back on Chevrelium with Alaine, and the Colonel. Don't disappoint them.
Imperial Trooper: Launching all fighters! Press the attack!

Tie Fighters were joined by Bombers, Reapers, Strikers and Landing...
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With that comment Oron advanced on the mayor's daughter. Tyran pulled the trigger putting the bullet firmly into the knave's shoulder joint."You would do well to remember in whose house you are in. Rose please get this boy a napkin, his blood is getting on the good rug. On his way out of course and the gifts, will be sent back." Oron's face that had been beet red moments before went pale white. Tyran sighed. "Come boy no one is that stupid. When a woman says something like that you know its over." Rose took the opportunity to dig the cloth napkin deep into Oron's wound. Receiving a satisfactory...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
General Kar held a meeting. Over 50 pilots attended the meeting.

General Kar: Here is the new plan to take over Coruscant. We will have three frigates enter the planet in an area where they won't be spotted. Fifteen pilots will parachute out of the frigates, and walk to the enemy air base. You will sabotage their ships, kill some of their pilots, then steal some of their ships to get back. That way, they won't be prepared for the next wave of frigates that come in.
Pilots: Yes sir. *Walking away to the frigates*
Alaine: *Walks into the room*
General Kar: Any word on Max?
Alaine: He's heading back...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 1:17): link

Endor, the main headquarters for The Empire.

Imperial Officers: *Walking side by side*
Officer 2: Is this pilot as good as they say he is?
Officer 86: The best. He could shoot down an entire squadron of fighters in his sleep. Let's hope he is assigned to us, and the Republic will quickly be wiped out.
Officer 2: Then Coruscant will be ours.
Max: *Sitting on a bench*
Officer 2: Lieutenant Ruger, Lord Vader will see you now. Follow us.
Max: *Following the two Imperial Officers*

The song fades away as we are now in Etti IV. At a big house.

Maid: *Looks at Max as he walks in* My...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Naboo, one year before the events of A New Hope.

In one section of the planet, it was littered with destroyed vehicles, ranging from tanks, speeder bikes, and even a few AT-ST's. Not far away, was a damaged Tie Fighter, next to an old Arc-170. The radio was still on in the 170.

Announcer: This is the Coruscant Broadcasting Service. Here is the news. In an isolated part of the planet, a group of Generals said, with Naboo falling into the hands of the Imperials, The Battle of Coruscant, is about to begin....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lady by the name of Ess R' Tee was with other women. They were in a house when they heard a knock on the door.

Ess R' Tee: I'll get it. *Goes to the door, and opens it. He sees Meghan with Logan, Major Delgado, and his army* This is a nice surprise. Everyone, come in.
Meghan: *Walks in with his friends*
Ess R' Tee: *Hugs Meghan, putting her hands on Meghan's butt*
Logan: *Looks at Ess R' Tee grabbing Meghan's butt, and takes a step back*
Meghan: *Takes off her nun outfit*
Major Delgado: What kind of nun are you?
Meghan: Oh I'm not a nun. In fact I live here. This is a whore house.
Logan: *Angry,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 0:05): link

On their way to Soudera, Logan and Meghan stopped at the town of Beebee. Soldier's from Naboo's army were all over the town.

Logan: *Stops behind a rock*

Stop the song

Logan: I'll stay out of sight here while you go save the prisoners, and get more info about that convoy.
Meghan: Okay.
Logan: Remember, if you need my help, transmit two green lights on your wrist communicator.
Meghan: I got it. *Walks down the mountain*
Logan: *Sits down, and smokes a cigarette*
Meghan: *Reaches a Geonosian wearing a necklace with a triangle made out of carbonite* I'm here.
Geonosian: Where...
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“I don’t know where you get your delusions laser brain” Princess Leia: Empire Strikes Back

A Rogue Resistance warning: Rogue One spoilers lie ahead! Do not get lured by the dark side…see the movie before you read on!

It is always a traumatic time when a major movie franchise loses one its crown jewels upon the screen, but when that loss transcends to reality the passing is always a bitter pill to swallow. This loss was profound, one I have never quite experienced before in the fandom of Star Wars. The loss of Kenny Baker was a body blow to us all, especially in the aftermath of Star Wars...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Star Wars Fan Fiction

Starring Louis Bodine as John Smith

Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer

Emma Watson as Mary in

Where Eagles Dare

An Imperial Landing Craft was flying through a planet covered in snow, 18 inches thick.

Also starring Keith Wickham as Colonel Turner and Simon Greenall as Admiral Roland

And Rob Rackstraw as Colonel Kramer

The Landing Craft continued to fly as it was getting towards some mountains.

Tom Kane as General Rosemeyer
Jesse Neighbour...
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I finally saw Rogue One! And did I think it was better than The Force Awakens? YES. Was it better than The Empire Strikes Back? NOPE.

Any longtime fan of Star Wars knows what the story is about. A small band of rebel spies infiltrate the Empire's deadly battle station "The Death Star" on a mission to steal the Death Star schematics and deliver it back to the Rebellion so they can find out how to destroy it, leading up to the events of A New Hope. That's pretty much the gist of it.

Let's count off what I did enjoy about this movie-

1. The action scenes are fantastic and like in the teasers and...
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