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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While Kelly was with Crapgame, and Oddball, Big Joe and the rest of the rebels were waiting by a stone building, awaiting orders from Major Colwin.

Major Colwin: Now we'll only be here for a few days. Once I get back, we'll be moving towards enemy lines. *Walking towards two Rebel Transports*
Big Joe: Where are you going?
Major Colwin: To Theed. I'm getting my boat prepared to go back to my home planet, and then I'll be in a meeting with General Rancor. *Runs towards the transports*
Little Joe: *Watching the major board a transport, then watches the two ships take off* Where does he get these ideas?
Corporal Baledin: From thin air. Where his brain oughta be.
Merner: Yes, but, just how does he get away with it?
Big Joe: Simple. He's the General's father. Now we only got three days of R&R until we get sent back out to the front lines. We're going to turn this wretched shanty into a palace. We need wallpaper, and paint, and some decorations. You got that Barbara?
Babra: Babra.
Big Joe: Shut up. Merner, you Rancher, and Cowboy are in charge of the bar.
Cowboy: But we ain't got no booze.
Big Joe: *Mimicking Cowboy* We ain't got no booze. We're gonna get some! Now I heard some of you making threats towards Major Colwin, and his son. If I here anymore talk about you guys going down to headquarters, and killing the General, or raping the nurses, and snipers, I'll beat you to a pulp! Now I'm gonna go a few miles west out of town, to buy some dirty films. *Climbs into a Metra* I want this place to be nice and clean when I get back. *Drives away*
Little Joe: I hope he's also getting the booze.

Back to Kelly.

Kelly: *Helps Crapgame load the blasters into his Metra* We'll get the Metra's loaded onto a trailer, and have them towed towards the rest of our squadron by the ATC's. That way we don't have to keep going back and forth.
Crapgame: The fuel's already loaded in the back of the ATC's, and the second Metra.
Kelly: Alright. Looks like we're good to go.

Crapgame, and Kelly climbed into their ATC's, and drove to the building where Little Joe, and the rest of the Rebels were waiting.

2 B Continued
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Kelly and Colonel Allandra were all alone.

Colonel Allandra: Why are we alone?
Kelly: That way we can make some actual progress with our interrogation. *Pulls out a bottle of cognac with two cups* But first, I want you to have a drink.
Colonel Allandra: I am not thirsty.
Kelly: *Opens the bottle, and pours cognac in both cups* That's what they all say. This is real cognac, it won't kill you. I want you to have a drink. *Pushes a cup towards the colonel while pulling out a DH17* Drink.
Colonel Allandra: *Staring at the DH17. She nervously drinks the cognac*
Kelly: There, you see? *Puts his blaster...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nighttime came, and with it, a rain storm with lightning, and thunder. Kelly and the others were waiting for Oddball and his squad to arrive. Soon, they heard a song (Start at 2:16): link

Crapgame: What is that?
Merner: *Looks at the road, and sees Oddball arriving* Hey, it's Oddball and his AAC's!
Oddball: *Standing on the top of his AAC, waving to Kelly and the others with a big smile on his face*

Behind Oddball and his three AAC-1's were a convoy of ATC's, Metra's, and other Rebel land speeders. Some were carrying equipment to make a bridge.

Big Joe: I thought you said he had three AAC's. He's...
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