Logan: *Riding his speeder bike up a mountain*
Meghan: *Looking at more mountains to the right*
Song: link
Suddenly, a bullet hit Logan's shoulder.
Logan: Ah! *Falls off the speeder bike*
Meghan: *Gets down next to Logan, then looks up* Sand people.
Logan: What are you talking about?
Meghan: They're not like the sand people in Tatooine.
Logan: Yeah, well I can tell that they don't use sticks, but what else is different about these sand people?
Meghan: Besides using antique blasters, *Holds out her cross* They are superstitious.
Logan: *Holding his KH70 blaster* That's not going to help sister.
Meghan: Put your blaster away brother Logan. I know what I'm doing.
Sand People: *Looking at the cross*
Sand Person 43: *Pointing his gun at Meghan*
Sand Person 56: *Pushes the gun* Let them pass. They do no harm. Pala leekee tarma!!!!!! *Leaves with the other Geonosian sand people*
Stop the song
Meghan: Can you get up?
Logan: If you give me a hand, sure.
Meghan: *Helps Logan stand up* See how powerful the lord is brother Logan?
Logan: *Gets on the speeder bike* Yeah, sure. Stop calling me brother.
Meghan: *Gets on behind Logan, angry* Sorry.
They rode towards a small abandoned shed. A big pile of wood was outside. Logan was leaning on it while Meghan was inside, trying to find a way to get the bullet out of her friend.
Logan: *Singing a song while carrying a bottle of whiskey* I've been to Aargonar, Abafar, Abednedo, Abhean, Abregado-Rae, Absanz, Adumar, Aeten, Affa, Agamar, Agaris, Agarian, Ahakista, Ahch-To, Ai'ken Prime, Akiva, Akuria, Alderaan, Aleen, Algarian, Alpheridies, and Alpinn. See what I mean? Yeah.
Meghan: *Walks outside, listening to Logan's song*
Logan: I've been everywhere man, I crossed the outer rim man, I breathed the mountain air man, I traveled & done my share man. I've been everywhere.
Meghan: There's no way you've been to all those planets.
Logan: No, it's just a song. It's a long one too, but it doesn't feature every single planet. That would be a pain in the ass to sing about.
Meghan: Well, I found something that might help us with your bullet. *Holding a small magnetic pole* Stick this into your wound, and pull out the bullet.
Logan: Then get to it. *Drinking more whiskey*
Meghan: You shouldn't drink all that. You could get drunk.
Logan: Too late. I'm drunk. *Continues his song* I've been to Balamak, Balmorra, Balosar, Balnab, Bamayar, Bardotta, Bastatha, Basteel, Bastion, Bavva, what the hell is that other planet?
Meghan: *Pulls out the bullet*
Logan: Ooh. *Looks at the bullet on Meghan's magnetic pole* Good work sister.
Meghan: Thank you Logan.
Logan: You know. You're really beautiful. *Hugs Meghan* You smell like bantha fodder, but you're still fun to be with.
Meghan: I'm sure if you weren't drunk, you wouldn't say things like that. I'm going to forgive you, and pretend it never happened.
Logan: No no. *Leans his head on her shoulder* It did happen. Take your clothes off sister. Take your- *Falls down*
2 B Continued
Meghan: *Looking at more mountains to the right*
Song: link
Suddenly, a bullet hit Logan's shoulder.
Logan: Ah! *Falls off the speeder bike*
Meghan: *Gets down next to Logan, then looks up* Sand people.
Logan: What are you talking about?
Meghan: They're not like the sand people in Tatooine.
Logan: Yeah, well I can tell that they don't use sticks, but what else is different about these sand people?
Meghan: Besides using antique blasters, *Holds out her cross* They are superstitious.
Logan: *Holding his KH70 blaster* That's not going to help sister.
Meghan: Put your blaster away brother Logan. I know what I'm doing.
Sand People: *Looking at the cross*
Sand Person 43: *Pointing his gun at Meghan*
Sand Person 56: *Pushes the gun* Let them pass. They do no harm. Pala leekee tarma!!!!!! *Leaves with the other Geonosian sand people*
Stop the song
Meghan: Can you get up?
Logan: If you give me a hand, sure.
Meghan: *Helps Logan stand up* See how powerful the lord is brother Logan?
Logan: *Gets on the speeder bike* Yeah, sure. Stop calling me brother.
Meghan: *Gets on behind Logan, angry* Sorry.
They rode towards a small abandoned shed. A big pile of wood was outside. Logan was leaning on it while Meghan was inside, trying to find a way to get the bullet out of her friend.
Logan: *Singing a song while carrying a bottle of whiskey* I've been to Aargonar, Abafar, Abednedo, Abhean, Abregado-Rae, Absanz, Adumar, Aeten, Affa, Agamar, Agaris, Agarian, Ahakista, Ahch-To, Ai'ken Prime, Akiva, Akuria, Alderaan, Aleen, Algarian, Alpheridies, and Alpinn. See what I mean? Yeah.
Meghan: *Walks outside, listening to Logan's song*
Logan: I've been everywhere man, I crossed the outer rim man, I breathed the mountain air man, I traveled & done my share man. I've been everywhere.
Meghan: There's no way you've been to all those planets.
Logan: No, it's just a song. It's a long one too, but it doesn't feature every single planet. That would be a pain in the ass to sing about.
Meghan: Well, I found something that might help us with your bullet. *Holding a small magnetic pole* Stick this into your wound, and pull out the bullet.
Logan: Then get to it. *Drinking more whiskey*
Meghan: You shouldn't drink all that. You could get drunk.
Logan: Too late. I'm drunk. *Continues his song* I've been to Balamak, Balmorra, Balosar, Balnab, Bamayar, Bardotta, Bastatha, Basteel, Bastion, Bavva, what the hell is that other planet?
Meghan: *Pulls out the bullet*
Logan: Ooh. *Looks at the bullet on Meghan's magnetic pole* Good work sister.
Meghan: Thank you Logan.
Logan: You know. You're really beautiful. *Hugs Meghan* You smell like bantha fodder, but you're still fun to be with.
Meghan: I'm sure if you weren't drunk, you wouldn't say things like that. I'm going to forgive you, and pretend it never happened.
Logan: No no. *Leans his head on her shoulder* It did happen. Take your clothes off sister. Take your- *Falls down*
2 B Continued
