Republic Pilot: *Flying the Imperial Landing Craft above several mountains*
Heidi: *Watching Colonel Turner look at some books John gave to him. She switches her seat, moving from the left side of the ship to the right*
Colonel Turner: *Looking at the names in the book* Barkley wrote these names?
John: Yes. It's a list of Imperial agents in Coruscant.
Colonel Turner: That Barkley.
John: And Thomas, and Christianson.
Colonel Turner: *Looks at John with a look of amazement* All three of them? Incredible.
John: But not as incredible as the one name on the top of the list.
Colonel Turner: What name is that Major?
John: I have it in this book. *Pulls it out of his pocket* I think you'll be interested to see what it says. *Gives it to Colonel Turner*
Colonel Turner: *Opens the book, and looks at his own name*
John: It's your name Colonel. You don't look so shocked. Surely you suspected it. Otherwise, why would you come here to meet us? In case you were found out?
Colonel Turner: *Takes out a DC-15 blaster from his backpack* Go on.
John: You see you underestimated Admiral Roland. He had you, and the others under suspicion for some time. He contacted me, and Mary when we were on vacation in Velmor, and told us about what was really going on.
Colonel Turner: Fascinating.
John: Mary was brought into this operation because I needed her help into getting into the castle. The Lieutenant being a member of the Rebel Alliance, and having no relation with the Republic was the only member of the group I could trust. I had my doubts about Harrod, and Jott, until the other three killed him. You chose me for this operation, because you thought I was also a spy for the Imperials. Admiral Roland knew I was not.
Colonel Turner: *Points the DC-15 at John* Now you're guessing Smith.
John: Your pointing that blaster at me is sufficient evidence as it is. You are pointing it at me, aren't you?
Colonel Turner: *Nods* Outstanding. Unfortunately this is the end for you, and your friends.
John: Admiral Roland saw you to the shuttle himself, didn't he? He also made sure you were carrying that blaster, because he removed the firing pin.
Colonel Turner: *Pulls the trigger, but nothing happens*
John: Why don't you put it down Colonel?
Colonel Turner: *Drops his blaster*
Morris: *Grabs his E-11, and points it at Colonel Turner*
John: Not so hasty Lieutenant. We must keep him alive.
Colonel Turner: *Sweating* What now Major?
John: You'll be tried for treason, may end up getting 20 years of prison.
Colonel Turner: Public Trial would be embarrassing Major. For you, and for Admiral Roland. Assuming that-
John: You're finished Colonel.
Colonel Turner: *Stares at John* I seem to have no more cards to play then. Is there an alternative?
John: There is. Only one though.
Colonel Turner: Well, it could make things worse for you.
John: Yes, but it's not as painful as that long drop to the end of the rope.
Colonel Turner: I see. *Stands up*
John: May I have those books?
Colonel Turner: *Looks back* Certainly. *Gives John his books back, then walks to a control panel. He hits a button that opens the back door, showing the snowy landscape that they are flying over. He looks back one more time, and gives everyone a dirty look*
John: *Watching Colonel Turner*
Morris: *Watches the Colonel jump off, and walks up to the control panel. He hits the button, and watches the door close. Once it's fully closed, he sits down across from John* Is that it Major?
John: Yes, I think so.
Morris: Do me a favor will you? Next time you have one of these things, keep it an all Republic operation.
John: I'll try Lieutenant.
Morris: *Smiles*

Ending Theme: link

John: *Goes to sleep, and leans his head back on the wall*
Mary: *Moves closer to John, and looks at his wounded hand*
Morris: *Also falls asleep*
Republic Pilot: *Flying over more mountains*

Cast of characters

Louis Bodine as John Smith
Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer
Emma Watson as Mary
Keith Wickham as Colonel Turner
Simon Greenall as Admiral Roland
Rob Rackstraw as Colonel Kramer
Tom Kane as General Rosemeyer
Jesse Neighbour as Major Von Hapen
Scarlett Johansson as Lieutenant Schwartz
Jordan Carver as Heidi
Brian Connery as Jott McPherson
Kevin Shoemaker as Barkley
Kevin Meizanis as Thomas
RJ Shoemaker as Christianson
Matthew Broderick as Harrod
Hugh Laurie as Cartwright Jones


If you enjoyed Where Eagles Dare, here are some previews to other fan fictions you may enjoy, from SeanTheHedgehog.

Six Shooters

Announcer: Good morning New Jersey. We hope you're having a pleasant day as we get some Rock N' Roll playing.

Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog & Windwakerguy430 Present

Six Shooters

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
Windwakerguy430 as Harry Penn
John Pankow as Captain Ford
Kristen Bell as Amy
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn Jones

Also starring

Robert Pine as Andrew McLaren
Oscar Isaac as Daniel Astrachan

Harry: *Wakes up in his bed, and gets up*
Amy: *Downstairs making eggs with bacon* Are you up yet honey?
Harry: Yeah. I'll be right there. *Turns off the radio, and puts on a pair of slippers*

Cape May, 1963

Harry: *Walks downstairs*
Amy: Good morning.
Harry: Morning honey. *Sits down at the table* Almost done? I gotta get to the station in 20 minutes.
Amy: You have plenty of time.

Alan was wearing a dark blue suit, with black shoes. He was with three other men in similar outfits, walking over a bridge crossing the Delaware River.

Man 3: Now that we told Pennsylvania about the guys, what do we do?
Alan: We head back to the cafe. If they leave before we get back, they'll get 'em. If we get there before they leave, they're ours.
Man 2: Just a simple bust.
Man 1: I don't like it.
Alan: You think it's a trap?
Man 1: Yeah.

The four of them entered the cafe. Inside, a jukebox was playing this song: link

Alan: *Pulls out a .38 Snub nose* Okay you five, you're coming with us.
Man 63: What makes you say that?
Alan: You wanna eat a bullet? Come with me, and you, and your friends are gonna go up to a lovely place called Jail.
Man 63: I don't think you understand-
Alan: No, you don't understand. You've pulled off a lot of crazy stunts before, but this is the end of the line for you. You crazy cock sucker.
Man 63: Boys, waste these cops.
Men: *Standing up, and pointing pistols at Alan, and his three men*
Man 63: You got a lot of nerve trying to shut us down.
Alan: *Looking at his men* Run!! *Leaves the cafe*
Men: *Shooting Alan's partners*
Alan: *Runs out to the parking lot, taking cover behind a Mercury*
Man 95: *Comes out with a Tommygun* Come back Alan! We want to see you, and your tiny six shooter.
Alan: Okay asshole! Here I am!! *Stands up, and shoots the man in the head*
Man 95: *Falls down*
Alan: *Shoots three more of the bad guys through a window*
Man 56: Over there!! *Shooting at Alan with a shotgun*
Alan: *Shoots him, and another guy. He reloads while heading back to the cafe*
Man 63: He's killing everyone with one shot.
Man 76: Sir, we should leave!
Man 63: No we're not. We gotta protect the dope.
Alan: *Steps back in* I'll protect it for you.
Man 63: Shit!
Alan: *Shoots both men*

As Alan was collecting the dope, a police car pulled up. On the door was a New Jersey State Police logo.

Alan: *Looks at the car, then at the men he just killed. Then he looks at his dead partners*
People: *Staring at Alan, with fear*
Alan: *Looking at the other people* What the hell are you staring at me for? Get back to your business.

1960

Karl: I got a decent car for free. *Laughs to himself*
Cop: Attention all units, be on the lookout for a 1957 Ford Fairlane stolen from a Hertz rental place just outside of L.A.
Cop 4: Ten-4, we'll keep an eye out for the car.
Cop: The rental company doesn't want any damage on this car. Understood?
Cop 4: Roger.
Karl: *Yawns* Why do I feel so... sleepy? *Falls asleep*

Song: link

Karl: *Swerving to the left, and right*
Ponies: *Honking their horns*
Karl: *Hits the brakes, and turns left. He goes faster*
Cop 4: That car is speeding.
Cop 3: Might also be the stolen car we're looking for.
Cop 4: *Drives after Karl*

The police turned on their sirens, but Karl was still asleep.

Karl: *Turns left, then right*
Pony: *In a station wagon, swerves to prevent herself from hitting Karl*
Cop 4: *Stops. The station wagon is blocking their path*
Karl: *Turns left into a parking garage*
Ponies: *Staring at Karl*
Pony 4: He's asleep.
Karl: *Leans on the horn, but that still doesn't wake him up. He lifts his head up, leans it on the window to his left, then turns right to go up*
Pony 7: *In another car, about to move forward until she sees Karl*
Karl: *Turns around, and starts to drive out of the parking garage*
Ponies: Look, he's coming back.
Karl: *Turns left after exiting the parking garage*
Garbage Ponies: *Accidentally spill garbage on the road*
Karl: *Swerves left to avoid the garbage, then gets on the right side of the road*

A corvette was slowing down in front of him to stop at a intersection.

Karl: *Passes the Corvette*
Ponies: *Stop to avoid hitting Karl*
Karl: *Slowly opening his eyes, but closes them again staying asleep. He starts going up a hill*
Pony 18: *Driving a truck towing a flat trailer carrying boxes that contain air conditioners*
Karl: *Having a dream, and honks the horn twice* Get outta the way, and learn how to drive.
Pony 18: *Hears Karl honking his horn, and moves out of the way*
Karl: *Passes the truck, then goes downhill*
Police Pony: *Sees Karl pass him* That guy's asleep behind the wheel! *Follows him, and turns on his siren*
Karl: *Goes into a racing stadium*
Racing Ponies: *Racing around a figure 8. They are on the 100th lap, and won't stop until they hit 300 laps, or when all cars are destroyed*
Racing Pony 53: *Crashes into another car, and drives off the track*
Racing Pony 0593: *Pushes another racer off the track*
Karl: *Drives his car onto the track, and passes a few race cars*
Racers: *Crash into each other to avoid hitting Karl's car*

Another race car crashed into the wall, making this noise for five seconds: link

Karl: *Drives around the track, then turns off, and heads for the exit*
Police Pony: *Waiting for Karl at the entrance*
Karl: *Passes the police pony. The left front tire hits a rock, and the car is close to flipping over, but leans all of the way to the right*
Police Pony: *Staring at Karl, and continues to chase him*
Karl: *Having another dream as he goes up the hill again* No Leslie, you can't drive. I'm better at it then you are.
Pony 90: *Sees Karl driving his car on two wheels, gets scared, and spins out of control in his Desoto. He hits another car*
Pony 87: *Goes down an embankment, and crashes into a boulder*
Police Pony: *Stops to see if everyone is okay*
Karl: *Passing a Cadillac, nearly getting the left side on the car*
Cadillac Pony: *Stops*
Karl: *Goes down the hill*
Ponies: *Looking at Karl's car*
Karl: *Gets the left side of his car down, and slowly wakes up* Where am I? What happened? *Stops*
Pony: Sir, are you okay?!
Karl: Yeah, where am I?
Pony: Bakersfield. Are you sure you're okay?!
Karl: Yeah, thanks, you've been a real help. *Drives away*
Pony 35: What was that all about?
Pony: *Shrugs*

Sonic In St. Louis

Sonic: You trying to kill me?
Robotnik: Whaat? No *Throws gun away*
Sean: Do you even know where you sent us?
Robotnik: It says we are in the planet earth
Sean: Be more specific dumbass
Robotnik: St. Louis, Missouri
Knuckles: If you didn't have the thing you're in, you wouldn't know
Sean: He would probably find out anyway

Then Sean starts having a thought about what would happen if Robotnik found out by asking someone

Robotnik: Where am I?
Hat guy: First of all you should know where you are, and second, you have a huge mustache!
Robotnik: The bigger the better :D
Hat guy: I'm gonna go now
Robotnik: *leaves St. Louis then goes back in* It says I'm in Missouri! YES! I KNOW WHERE I AM NOW!!
tall guy: It just says welcome to Missouri, calm down

Back at Reality

Robotnik: I'm going now *leaves*
Tails: I think we all know whats going to happen next.

An explosion is heard

Robotnik: Hello everyone of uuh, *reads screen* St. Louis, Missouri! I am really interested in your city, and that is why I want to take it over!
Sean: There is no way he's taking this city.
Espio: Lets go and stop him.

By the time Sonic and his friends arrive at Robotnik's location, he killed seven people, and destroyed two cars.

Robotnik: Give me this city now!
Police captain: Shoot him!
Police officers: *Shoots Robotnik*
Robotnik: Ach! Watch what you do with those things! *fires back*

All this and more from SeanTheHedgehog. Making good fan fictions since 2012.