Squidward Tentacles

Yeah so this is a list of the ages I think some of the guys on S.B. are. You may have different opinions,but this is what I think:

Spongebob-17
Patrick-18
Sandy-26
Mrs. Puff-32
Mr. Krabs-48
Gary-idk Like 5 in snail years
Old Man Jenkins-80s or 90s
Squidward-28

So yeah I may be missing someone....I don't know if I am tell me but this article was made at midnight so I'm sleepy. And friends shouldn't let friends write articles drunk.
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Oh! I forgot Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
*ahem*
Mermaid Man-80s or 90s
Barncle Boy-70s or 80s