ME:HI I'M SIERRA BEAST
VALERIA:EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR SIERRA.
SAURICE:HEY BOSS HOW COME WE'RE NOT IN THE STORY? AND WHY DOES SIERRA GET TO WRITE HER OWN STORY?
VALERIA:BECAUSE I'M TIRED AS HELL FROM WRITING ALL OF MY STORIES,AND I'M GIVING HER THE EQUAL OPPERTUNITY TO DO HER OWN THING IN HER OWN WAY AND DON'T WORRY YOUR TIME WILL COME AND THE REASON WHY WE'RE NOT INCLUEDED TO THE STORY IS BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT OUR LINES WAS GONNA BE IF WE WERE IN THIS STORY.
SAURICE:OKAY ,THANKS BOSS.
VALERIA:NO PROB SO WHERE THEY AT?
ME:WHO?
VALERIA:THE GANG SPONGEBOB,PATRICK,SANDY AND THE ICE AGE GANG. WHERE. ARE. THEY. AT?
ME:OH THER'LL BE HERE FOR A SHORT WHILE.
SO SAURICE YOU WANNA DO THE DISCLAMIER?
SAURICE:SURE SIERRA BEAST DOSEN'T OWN SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS OR ICE AGE.
VALERIA:I GUESS THIS IS MY CUE, ON WITH THE STORY.
CHAPTER 1.SEA CREATURES TO THE RESCUES AND FAMILY MOMENTS.
the french narretor
"ah bikini bottom a tredmendus place to be until PREHISTORIC ANIMALS FELL FROM THE SKY RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
manny and the gang landed on the sand unharmed but was unable to breath under water ,so they decided to walk on the sand till they held their breaths for a minute longer.
sid pointed to a tree land-like home with a dome around it.
everybody swarm quickly to get inside of the dome.
sandy who was showing patrick and spongebob her new karate , then they prehistoric mammles who were floating towards her home almost running out of air spongebob and patrick gasped while sandy went to her lab to get a vaccum-like invention .she used her invention to help suck in all the ice age group to her home.this is because for two mammoths their size cannot fit into sandy's little dome door.
the ice age group got inside the dome just in time
spongebob ,sandy and patrick went to see of they were alright. they notice that their all soaked up and wet that sandy went to her home and got fire matches,blankets,wood. then she started the matches to built a fire while the boys stayed there making sure they were alright.
the ice age group gasp begining to breath again realeaved that there no longer on the water but in the fact that the water is around them being protected by a humongus dome and they also felt warm and cozy to the hot fire next to them.
"hey is everbody alright?" manny ask his "family"
everybody nodded .
"mommy ,daddy where awe we?" asked a 5-years-old peaches.
"well i don't know sweetie", "what do you think manny?"
"who knows" manny said to his wife ellie we're
proberly in a short time forest or stuff."
"man that was a nasty fall up there". diego said as he shook all the water out wetting the brother possums
"hey!" crash yelled
"watch where your dripping!" eddie yelled
"well sor-ry" ,"i didn't know" diego said sartistiacly
"mommy","daddy where's shane?" asked diana diego's and shira's daughter.
"i don't know sweetheart", "don't worry i'll find your brother now where could he be?" diego thought to himself
"HEY DAD!"
huh?diego looked up and saw that his son shane was on the tree trying to reach for the apple.
"SHANE DON'T MOVE! I'M COMING FOR YOU!"diego shouted as he started to climb on sandy's tree (he is a cat sorta)he went to the top of the branch where is son is
"no it's okay i'm just gonna get this apple to feed the rest of us shane said trying to grab the apple.
then the tree branches started to break
"DAD HELP!" shane shouted hanging onto the branch (you know from the lion king wilderbeast scene)
"hang on son i'm comming".diego calmly climb onto the branch lightly so he and his son wouldn't fall off.
"shane it's okay i'm here", "don't worry it's gonna be alright now reach my paw" diego and shane tried to reach each other's paws but it was too late
the branch crack leaving the two sabers falling
"DADDDDDYYYYYY!!!!!!!!" shane cried
"NNNNNNOOOOO!!!!" "SSSSHHAAAAAAANNNNE!!!!" diego yelled
the whole herd eye wided as shira and diana screamed "NOOOOOOOO!!!!"
as the saber father and son were about to hit the ground .they were caught by a yellow well-dressed sponge and a trunk wearing pink starfish
"are you alright" "little guy?" the yellow sponge said
"yeah thanks mister uhh".. "square". the saber cub said
"dya-ya-ya-ya-ya!" "i'm not mr square" "i'm spongebob squarepants hello".
"hello mr. spongebob squarepants" "i'm shane"
"OH MY GOODNESS!" "shane are you all right?" shira said as she nuzzled her son who was now safe.
"yeah i'm alright mom" .shane replied
"wow that was some fall you made", "are you alright shane?" diana asked her brother
"yeah", "but where's dad?" the saber cub looked around despeartely for his father "dad?" "dad?"
"diego?","diego where are you?" the female tigress wondered
"wait there he is he was save by that pink star" diana pointed out "daddy your save!"
"yes princess i'm saved" diego said who was save in the star fishes arms
"dad!" said shane who went over to his father
"diego!" said shira "your all right".
"nine lives babe!" diego replied "uh thanks for saving me".
"nice," "nice very" ,"very nice" kitty patrick said googling eyes on diego.
"um can you put me down now" diego said feeling uncomfortable by patrick
"okay", "oh and by the way i'm patrick star but my friends call patrick star"
"what's your name?"
"the name's diego friend".
shane went over to his father and nuzzle him
"dad" "i'm so sorry for climbing up in the tree i was trying to provide food for the whole herd and i'm very very sorry it's all my fault"
"sh" ,"sh it's okay shane", "it isn't your fault i know what you were doing was right and i just want to let you know that your mother and i are proud of you and your sister for growing up".
"thanks dad i love you" shane said nuzzling diego
"i love you too son" said diego nuzzling shane.
"but next time let your old man do the work okay?"
"okay". the cub promised
"group hug" .sid said unexpecting hugging diego and shane
"don't push it" sid .diego said moody ."uncle sid" shane whined squishing out of the sloth's grip.
"sorry" the sloth said letting go the saber cub.
"sid!" "why did you have to ruin father and son moments?" wendy asked
"aww c,mon""wendy i was just getting into the moment" sid said still hugging diego
diego started to get annoying. "sid stop hugging me and i mean it" he said angerly
"okay ,okay shesshs". the sloth said as he let go of the saber.
the whole ice age group started to indroduce their selves to spongebob and patrick.
"don't worry folks we'll help you find your way back home".
spongebob said
"yeah". patrick aggred even though he was stupid enough to know what was going on
"maybe i can help y'll" said a female southern voice.
ME:OH MY FIRST CLIFF HANGIE YAY.
SAURICE:GOTTA GIVE HER CREDIT BOSS SHE DID A REALLY GOOD JOB WITH THIS STORY.
VALERIA:I'M IMPRESSED
(THE ICE AGE GANG COMES IN)
VALERIA:WHAT TOOK Y'LL-
WENDY AND SID:(CHANTING IT'S NOT IT'S TO)
MANNY:ARGH KNOCK IT OFF I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE.
ELLIE:SID,WENDY PLEASE STOP FIGHTING PEACHES IS TRYING TO SLEEP.
MADISON:SERIOUSLY YOUR TRYING TO BLOW OUR EARS TO BITS.
SHANE:THIS WILL NEVER END WILL IT MOM?
SHIRA:NO I'M AFRAID NOT SWEETIE.
DIANA:DADDY MY EARS HURT.
DIEGO:DON'T WORRY SWEETHEART I'M SURE WE'LL FIND A WAY TO GET UNCLE SID AND AUNT WENDY TO STOP FIGHTING.
CRASH:HOW?
EDDIE:YEAH HOW?
VALERIA:WILL YOU TWO JUST SHUT THE HELL UP! JEEZ!
SID AND WENDY:....
EVERYBODY:FINALLY.
VALERIA:SO AGAIN ,WHAT TOOK Y'LL SO LONG?
EVERYBODY:(SAYS DIFFENT EXPLAINMENTS).
SAURICE:HEY,HEY! ONE AT THE TIME.
ME:MAYBE YOU ALL SHOULD TELL US WHEN I'M WORKING ON MY NEXT CHAPTER CALLED INTRODUCTIONS
SID:SO WHAT YOUR SAYING IS THAT WE'RE INTRODUCTIONING OUR SLEVES TO SANDY,SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK?
ME:YUP THAT'S THE PLAN.
DIEGO:UH GUYS?,SHOULDN'T WE BE GETTIN BACK TO THE STORY.
ME:OH YEAH SAURICE DISCLAMIER
SAURICE:OKAY SIERRA BEAST DOSEN'T OWN SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS OR ICE AGE .
VALERIA:ON WITH THE STORY.
CHAPTER 2.INTRODUCTIONS
"so squirrel " ,"where are we?" asked manny "well we're on my tree dome where all land creatures are able to breath like you and me" sandy explained
"why would a piece of land be doing under water in the first place?" ellie woundered
"well this is my home". the squireel explained
"rriight.crash said as he and eddie got off of ellie and apoarched sandy "hey sandy what's up with them?" he says pointing to spongebob and patrick.
"there sea critters it's impossible for them to breathe here so they need water".
"which explains those glass things filled with water over their heads" diego stated.
"HA HA HA!" patrick guffaws. "your funny"
"so what are your names?" sandy asked
"well i'm manny and this is my wife ellie and our daughter peaches and my brothers-in-law crash and eddie."
"okay" sandy said "what about you?" she ask pointing to the saber family.
"well i'm diego and this is wife shira and our son shane and our daughter diana."
"please to meet y'll".
"and you?" she ask pointing to the two sloths and bird.
"and i'm sid and this is my girlfriend wendy and our friend madison."
"well hi so"... "is that everybody?"
the ice age family/herd nodded.
"okay ,i'm sandy cheeks and i own this here tree dome as you can see and i'm from texas and i'm a sciencetist and i"-"uh sandy how about introducing us now?" spongebob cut her off.
"oh right i almost forgot", "everybody i want y'll to meet my buddy spongebob squarepants" "hi" said spongebob
the ice age family/herd said "we know".
"whoa y'll met him already?" "well that's good" .sandy coutinued and this here is my other buddy patrick.
"hi" said the pink starfish with a dumb look
everybody looked at patrick as he were some alien from outer space.then sid said "we know"
okay that was a little awkward sandy thought.
spongebob's watch started to beep "holly scallops!" "i'm almost late for work" ,uh sorry for visiting you in a short time sandy but i gotta get back to the krusty krab", "krabby patties don't cook themselves you know?" "oh and nice to meet you guys" he waved good bye to the ice age family/herd "coming patrick?"
"bye", "see you later folks" patrick said following his yellow friend to the krusty krab
ME:HOW WAS IT ? WAS IT GOOD?
VALERIA:IT WAS GREAT NOW KEEP ON WRITING AND YOU'LL GET IT STRAIGHT.
SAURICE:Y'LL BE A PROFESSIONAL IN NO TIME.
SPONGEBOB:SORRY WE'RE LATE GIRLS DYA-YA-YA-YA
WENDY:UH SPONGEBOB DON'T YOU NEED A WATER HELMET TO BREATHE OR SOMETHING?
SPONGEBOB:OH YEAH I FORGOT (GASPS FOR AIR).
VALERIA:ANIMAL UNCOUNSIOUS 911! EMERGANCY!
SAURICE:WE GOTTA TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL.
VAlERIA:WELL THEN LET'S GO
(VALERIA AND SAURICE TAKES SPONGEBOB TO AN UNDER SEA HOSPITAL)
ME:POOR SPONGEBOB ANYWAYS WE ARE GOING BACK TO THE STORY.
MANNY:I'LL DO THE DISCLAMIER SIERRA BEAST DOSEN'T OWN SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS OR ICE AGE
JUST HERSELF AND HER FRIENDS
SID:ON WITH THE STORY.
CHAPTER 3.SUITING UP AND MYSTERIOUS THOUGHTS.
"now what do we do now?" crash asked
"i know" sid said then he thought of
asking sandy.
"hey sandy what do we do now?" sid said repeating crash's question.
"well" ,"since this is the only place y'll breath and live in than i'm sure i can whip up extra suits and helmets so y'll be able to see bikini bottom and meet my other friends."
"hey that's a great idea!" sid exclamied
so after the ice age gang agreed to take a tour around bikini bottom. sandy first gave them water-proof suits for them to breathe air (of course) they each get suits that fits their sides
manny and ellie got the biggest helmet bowl because of their tusks
crash and eddie got the tinest helmet bowls because of their tinest heads
shane and diana has the small helmet bowls
peaches is the only one with a big-small helmet bowl.
and diego,shira,sid,wendy and madison got medium helmet bowls.
before the land creatures could get outside and see the sea world.
sandy wondered why would prehistoric animals fall from the surface in the first place. but she was thinking she could ask them after the tour.
after everybody got suited up they went out to bikini bottom to explore the world of the undersea.
ME:WOW I DID IT I GOT THIS, I GOT THIS I CAN RIGHT EVEN THOUGH IT WAS SHORT.
(SAURICE,VALERIA,SPONGEBOB RETURNS)
ME:OH GOOD YOUR HERE JUST IN TIME LOOK AT THIS (SHOWS CHAPTER) ISN'T IT AMAZING?
SAURICE:IT WAS SHORT BUT I LIKED IT.
VALERIA:NOT BAD NOT BAD AT ALL, SHORT BUT NOT BAD ,NOW LET'S GET COOKIN.
SID:WAIT A MINUTE. THERE'S NO FOOD AROUND HERE.
VALERIA:IT'S JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH STUPID!
WENDY:HEY! WHO GAVE YOU THE AUTORITY TO CALL MY HUBBY THAT? I CALL MY HUBBY THAT!
VALERIA:WHO ASK YOU!?
WENDY AND VALERIA:(GLARING AT EACH OTHER)
SAURICE:UHH BOSS.....WENDY SHOULDN'T WE GET BACK TO THE STORY.
ME:YEAH I'M READY FOR MY NEXT CHAPTER (GIGGLES)
WENDY AND VALERIA:GO AHEAD! WE DON'T MIND!(RESUMES TO GLARE AT EACHOTHER)
SAURICE:O-KAY WHILE THE BOSS AND WENDY HAVING THERE LITTLE "STARING" CONTAST WE'RE GONNA MOVE ON WITH THE STORY.
MANNY:YEAH WE ARE OKAY SIEERA BEAST DOSEN'T OWN SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS OR ICE AGE JUST HERSELF AND HER FRIENDS.
SID:ON WITH THE STORY.
CHAPTER 4.MEETING BIKINI BOTTOM.
SANDY AND THE ICE AGE GANG WENT OVER TO THE KRUSTY KRAB TO INTRODUCE THE ICE AGE GANG TO MR.KRABS AMD SQUIDWARD(ESPECIALLY SQUIDWARD)
SANDY WALK FIRST THEN SHANE,DIANA ,PEACHES,CRASH AND EDDIE(SINCE THERE THE SMALLEST AND THEY NEEDED TO BE FIRST)AFTER THE KIDS WAS SID,WENDY,MADISON, THE MEDIUM ONES AFTER THE SECOND MEDIUM ONE'S WERE DIEGO AND SHIRA SINCE THEY BIG MEDIUM AFTER THE SABER PARENTS WERE THE BIG MAMMOTHS WHO WENT LAST(SORRY MANNY&ELLIE)
"HEY SQUIDWARD" SANDY SAID GREETTING THE GRUMPY BORING BIG NOSED OCTOPUS.
"HMM?" "OH HEY SAN-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
(sorry about the caps)
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" "MONSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!" "mr.krabs!","mr. krabs!" "there are monsters trying take over the world"! squidward shouted.
after hearing the squids insaneable screaming mr krabs dashed out of his office.
"what's the meaning of this mr.squidward!" (gasp) "monsters in me restraunt!" "over board", "sweep the floors",change the cash register","change your underwear","bring out the happy snacks!" "monsters are taking over the world!" the ice age group looked at the panicking krab with a confused glance. sandy (who knew what was really going on)
"oh chucks"" mr.krabs they aren't monsters they're land critters like me". sandy explained. "oh well" "whenever you want to eat here you can" "as long as you pay for it". "okay". sid said the whole herd agreed.
"but mr.krabs money was never born in their time there prehistoric which means they came from a long time when the dinosaurs walk the earth". sandy explained." then why are they here?" mr krabs asked sandy. "because they fell from the sky (water) and they already met spongebob and patrick so why not introduce them to everyone in bikini bottom?"
"well alright then" mr.krabs said walking towards his office.
"c'mon squidward the're not monsters" sandy told squidward. "if you say so" squidward said walking towards the cash register on the boat.
"but squidward don't you want to say hi?"
squidward stopped in his tracks and "hi" he said flaty. then he went to his place.
"o-kay c'mon y'll we got more friends coming your way."
then the land creatures went around bikini bottom meeting the whole citizens of bikini bottom they met pearl,planktom,gary,karen,mrs.puff and larry.
the ice age group toke a breather in the tree dome and decided to call it a night.
ME:SORRY I COULDN'T GET EVEYBODY TO SAY HI IT'LL BE TOO LONG.
SAURICE:IT'S OKAY.
SPONGEBOB:WHO WANTS A KRABBY PATTY?
ME & SAURICE:(RAISES THEIR HAND) I DO, I DO ,I DO!!!!
SPONGEBOB:(MAKES KRABBY PATTY)HERE YOU TWO GO(HANDS IT TO SIERRA & SAURICE).
ME:YUMMY(EATS KRABBY PATTY).
SAURICE:DELIS(CHOMPS ON KRABBY PATTY)
VALERIA:PSST JUNK FOOD.
SPONGEBOB:DO YOU WANT ONE VALERIA?
VALERIA:(NODDS HEAD)HELL..TO...THE...NO.
SID:AWW C'MON VALERIA PLLEEAASSEE.
ME:YEAH PPPPWWWEEAAASEEE.
VALERIA:WELL ALRIGHT (MUMBLES IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT TO EAT THIS BURGER)(CHOMPS ON FOOD)MMM THIS IS TASTY!!!!!(CHOMPS ON MORE KRABBY PATTIES)
SPONGEBOB:WOW SHE REALLY LOVES THEM DYA-YA-YA-YA.
WENDY:I BET I CAN EAT FASTER THAN HER (STARTS TO EAT KRABBY PATTIES)
SHIRA:THIS FIGHT WON'T LAST LONG WILL IT?
ELLIE:OH BOY
MADISON:UM BEFORE THIS FIGHT GET'S ANY HEISTY LET'S COUNTINUE WITH THE STORY.
SAURICE:I'M STILL DOING THE DISCLAMIER SIERRA BEAST DOSEN'T OWN SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS OR ICE AGE JUST HERSELF AND HER SELF.
DIEGO:ON WITH THE STORY.
CHAPTER 5.SURVIVAL OF THE IDIOTS
in the next day at sandy's tree dome
crasha and eddie woke up to the sight of snow flakes touching their fur "brrrr" crash shuddered "we're home already? eddie asked looking at the snow falling from sandy's treedome."hey guys" "wake up", "we're home!!" the herds eyes opened and saw snow everywhere however realizing that they saw no other pehistoric animals around they figured that they were still on bikini bottom , on sandy's tree dome.
"nice try", boys but we're still in sandy's treedome".ellie
"aw man"crash whined "i was sure that we were home" ," i mean look at all this snow" he shouted."hey your right" "it's like a reminder of back home ,don't you think?
"hey" "yeah he's right". manny saidlooking around the now snow covered tree dome.
"speaking of sandy",where is she?" ellie asked looking around as well.
"i'm right here y'll" sandy said.
"wow for a second there ii thought we be home be now" sid chuckled "but we're not" he frowned "aww chucks guys don't worry" sandy tap on sid's shoulder. "i'm sure we get you guys home" she said "really?" crash asked "YAAAYYY!!!!" eddie cheered.
to be countiuned