I love the episode about the "Hash Slinging Slasher". It was hilarious, especially the part when Squidward and Spongebob are standing in the Crusty Crab and the bus pulls up and drops the dude off, and Spongebob says:
"Awww, Squidward I'm so touched that you would go through all this trouble for little ole' me."
Then Squidward says:
"Spongebob there are two things wrong about that statement. First, I don't like you. Secondly, how can I be standing out there, when I'm standing right here."
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