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Chapter 1: Douchebag the Thief

"Deep in the lands of Zaron, the humans of Kupa Keep struggle to stay alive as they are attacked by the wicked Drow Elves of Larnion.

Darkness falls… as the humans beg their King to save them; a noble King, known only as the Grand Wizard.

For a thousand years the battle has been waged, with only the bravery of the Grand Wizard to protect his human followers.

But even though the Wizard King is so undeniably cool, the Drow Elf armies continue their attacks. They seek the humans' most treasured relic – The Stick of Truth.

But the tides of war are soon to change,...

Lunch Time In School
Cartman:Mmmmmm! i love chicken *Bites of piece of chicken skin*
Kyle:*Eating chicken*mmmm yes it is...*swallows*
Kenny:Mm mmmm!!!(So good!!!)
And A Chicken is sitting at the window watching them eating chicken.
Chicken:REVENGE YOU ASSHOLES!!

School Ends
Cartman:Ahhh!!!! Need to shit need da SHIT!!
Stan:just go in that bush over there
Cartman:whew! thanks!
Cartman goes int bushes
Cartman:Ahhhh!!!
Chicken Pops Up
Cartman:WOW!!!
Chicken:You must die!!!
Cartman:O.O
Chicken:Fight!!!!!
Cartman:ummm not to be a buzz kill or anythin'...but can you see me craping?
Chicken:Oh....well take your time...Then...

SFG- Hey guys!
Cartman- Hey Micks!
Kyle-...
Kenny-...
Butters-...Hi?
SFG- Today's question is...Lady Gaga or Brittany Spears?
Cartman- I thought you were going to say Lady Gaga or Cartman!
Kyle- if it WAS that question, I would pick Lady Gaga!
Cartman- You little lying bastard! I'll kill you!
Kyle- Oh My God! You killed Kenny! You bastard!
Kenny-?!?!? mememem (I'm still alive!)
Butters- OH MY GOD!
Cartman- WHAT?!?
Butters- Coffee...
SFG- ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!
Cartman- Alright, alright, calm down. I pick Lady Gaga, 'cause she's better than that annoying voice of Brittany Spears...
Kyle- What the hell?!?!...