It's simple, just follow the directions, put it together, and post it for all to laugh hysterically (or chuckle mildly amused) at.


The hour on the computer clock:

1h AM/PM --> I punched
2h AM/PM --> I dated
3h AM/PM --> I called
4h AM/PM --> I hugged
5h AM/PM --> I seduced
6h AM/PM --> I killed
7h AM/PM --> I kicked
8h AM/PM --> I asked out
9h AM/PM --> I charmed
10h AM/PM --> I danced with
11h AM/PM --> I slept with
12h AM/PM --> I kissed


Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → Soul
02 or 32 min → Maka
03 or 33 min → Black★Star
04 or 34 min → Tsubaki
05 or 35 min → Death the Kid
06 or 36 min → Liz
07 or 37 min → Patty
08 or 38 min → Shinigami-sama
09 or 39 min → Spirit
10 or 40 min → Sid
11 or 41 min → Stein
12 or 42 min → Medusa
13 or 43 min → Crona
14 or 44 min → Ragnarok
15 or 45 min → Blair
16 or 46 min → Eruka
17 or 47 min → Mizune
18 or 48 min → Mifune
19 or 49 min → Angela
20 or 50 min → Justin
21 or 51 min → Azusa
22 or 52 min → Marie
23 or 53 min → Arachne
24 or 54 min → Giriko
25 or 55 min → Mosquito
26 or 56 min → Free
27 or 57 min → Asura
28 or 58 min → Excalibur
29 or 59 min → Eibon
30 or 00 min → User's Choice!


The color of your shirt:

White / Because I'm in love
Black / Because I was drunk
Pink / Because I’m nuts
Red / Because the voices told me to do
Blue / Because I cant control myself
Green / Because I hate myself
Purple / Because I'm depressed
Gray / because I wanted to
Yellow / Because someone offered me $1,000,000
Orange / Because I hate Him/Her/It
Other / Because I love myself

My example: I slept with Death the Kid because I'm in love.