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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog...

It seems like a regular day, but then someone runs by at 500 miles an hour.

Sonic: Tails, you read me?
Tails: Loud and clear, whats up?
Sonic: We should be getting towards Robotnik's army base.
Sean: I'm already there.
Tails: I see you.
Sean: Any word on Knuckles?
Sonic: No.
Sean: What about the others?

Inside the base

Knuckles: I can't believe they destroyed our intercom
Espio: Are there any other ways we can talk to them?
Rouge: No
badnik: I've spotted them
Espio: *jumps on badnik*
Knuckles: Nice work *runs into room*
Sean: Nice to see you guys
Espio: Great to see you to...

Roger returned from talking to the actors.

Roger: Okay. *Sits down next to the Casting Director* I told them to come in one by one.
Casting Director: Good. You can read the lines when necessary, right?
Roger: Of course.
Melissa: *Walks in with her acting coach*
Coach: Good pace. Nice and casual, now go in for the handshake.
Melissa: *Shakes the Casting Director's hand* Hi. My name is Melissa. I'm here to audition for the part of Juliet.
Coach: A little forceful, but keep going.
Casting Director: I'm sorry, who are you?
Coach: I'm Melissa's acting coach. Here for moral support, but ignore me.
Casting...

After Josh left, the Casting Director had a headache.

Casting Director: This has been awful so far. Should we take a 5 minute break before seeing the other actors?
Roger: That was the last actor.
Casting Director: It was?! We only saw 9 actors. I was supposed to cast this thing, and now it's ruined.
Roger: *Looking at his phone* My girlfriend just got here. Can I leave early?
Casting Director: No!!
Roger: *Sad* But, we have a pizza date...
Casting Director: I don't care about your pizza date! We're not leaving until we get our two leads! I'm calling Avery! *Calls Avery on her phone*
Roger: You know...

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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog Fan Fiction

Bad Auditions By Bad Actors

Starring Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's Acting Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine
1970's Erik Estrada as Mark
Vanilla as Charlize
Vector, Espio, & Charmy as Charlize's Agents
Sean The Hedgehog as Josh
And Blaze The Cat as Amy

One day at a building for plays.

Joe: *Parks his Chrysler in the parking lot*
Coach: *Parks his Escalade* Okay Melissa. Are you...

Catherine crawled onto the stage on all fours. She is dressed as a cat.

Casting Director: Uh, hello. Are you-
Catherine: Meow.
Casting Director: Excuse me?
Catherine: Meow. *Stretching*
Roger: Is this a method actor too?
Casting Director: I don't know what she's doing. *Stands up, and walks to Catherine* Excuse me miss.
Catherine: *Tries to scratch the C.D* Hisssssssss!!!
Casting Director: *Backs up, saving herself from getting scratched* Okay then.
Catherine: *Goes around in a circle. She stretches once more* Meow. *Sees the C.D* Hiss!!!
Casting Director: *Goes to her seat* Do you want to do a monologue,...

Martin arrives, dressed in the costume Romeo wore in the 1968 film, Romeo & Juliet.

Casting Director: Wow. Nice costume.
Martin: Forsooth, these simple garments for which you surmise have no mood or color to them. They are neither cheerful, nor melancholy as thus doth proclaim.
Roger: What did he say?
Casting Director: I think what we have here is a method actor. He stays in character all of the time, and thinks that the play is real life.
Martin: Alas! A man of the stage I cannot claim to be. Character one may find in these meek, and feeble bones, but-
Casting Director: I don't care. Look, if...