The following is a SeanTheHedgehog Production
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A Sonic The Hedgehog Fan Fiction
Bad Auditions By Bad Actors
Starring Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's Acting Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine
1970's Erik Estrada as Mark
Vanilla as Charlize
Vector, Espio, & Charmy as Charlize's Agents
Sean The Hedgehog as Josh
And Blaze The Cat as Amy
One day at a building for plays.
Joe: *Parks his Chrysler in the parking lot*
Coach: *Parks his Escalade* Okay Melissa. Are you ready?
Melissa: You bet.
Coach: Now I want you to take a deep breath. As soon as you're ready. We'll go inside.
Josh: *Driving a Sierra towards the entrance of the parking lot*
Maria: *Drifts her Toyota in front of Josh's truck*
Josh: *Stops, while honking his horn* Hey!!
Maria: *Looks back at Josh*
Josh: You could have caused an accident!!
Inside the building
Roger: *On his phone, texting Amy. He is sitting on a chair leaning onto a wall, on the stage*
Casting Director: *Walks onto the stage, talking to someone on the phone* Well don't worry. You can trust me. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. No, no, no, by the end of the day, we'll be completely cast. *Sees Roger* Excuse me. Can I call you back? *Hangs up, and puts her phone in her pocket* ROGER!!!!
Roger: *Stands up putting his hands into the air* I DIDN'T DO IT!!
Casting Director: What are you doing?!
Roger: *Sweating* Texting my girlfriend... about... pizza?
Casting Director: Is that what you're supposed to be doing?
Roger: *Scared, as he closes his eyes, shaking* God I hope so.
Casting Director: It isn't! You're supposed to set up the table and chairs, and get the stage set up, so that we can have the actors come in to audition for the play.
Roger: Oh. *Goes to a door, opens it, and sees the actors waiting while talking to each other. He closes the door, and looks at the Casting Director* They're here.
Casting Director: What do you mean they're here?
Roger: I mean, they're here.
Casting Director: They're not supposed to be here yet.
Roger: But you told me to have them come in at 1.
Casting Director: No! We get here at 1, and they get here at 1:30!
Roger: Okay. We're just going to have to chalk this one up as a miscommunication. *Sits back down, and continues texting Amy*
Casting Director: Roger!!!
Roger: Yes? *Stands up*
Casting Director: Set everything up already!!
Roger: Okay. *Drags his chair to the other side of the stage* I don't see what the big deal is.
Casting Director: The big deal is that Avery Stern, artistic director of The Red Barn Theater, a legend, has put me in charge of this year's production, of Romeo & Juliet. God help me Roger, if your laziness, and stupid phone mess this up for me-
Roger: First of all. *Gets another chair, walking towards the one he was sitting in* The Red Barn Theater is not a legend. *Puts the chair next to his, and goes to get the table* It's one of three theaters in Hoxley, and by far, the worst. Second, Avery Stern is nuts, not artistic. *Grabs the table, and walks towards the chairs* Third, the Red Barn Theater has put on a play of Romeo & Juliet every year, for 40 years. It's actor proof. Just find two decent actors, and you're fine. *Puts the table in front of the chairs* Finally. *Pulls out his phone* This is not stupid. It's smart. That's why it's called a smartphone. It can get you dressed, brush your teeth, and cook your breakfast, all while playing Angry Birds.
Casting Director: Just bring in the first actor.
Roger: *Salutes* Yes ma'am!! *Goes to the actors*
Casting Director: *Sits in her chair, calling Avery* Yes, it's me again. We're starting auditions now. I can assure you, everything will be set up ahead of schedule.
2 B Continued
