He was suddenly transported. He still had his cool clothes on, though. He was walking. It was pitch black. "That could've been cool." He said to himself. "NESS.... NEEESSSSSS.......NNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS....... Oh, wait, I be doin' it wrong. ZIM....ZIMMMM.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMM....." He heard. It was echoey. It sounded like Gir. He started to hear strange music, no, not the giygas theme. Instead he heard "Levan Polka." He suddenly saw a red mist swirling all around him. He saw a slightly blurred Gir's face in it. "Gir?" He said. "I AM GIRGAS!! Girgas.... feels..... tehe... I dunno." he said. "Well, take the form of this statue of you so you can follow me." Zim said. "OKEY-DOKEY!" Girgas said, and possessed the statue and followed Zim. Zim and Gir kept walking. They saw a white sheet with Tak sitting in front of it. "And HOW FREAKING DARE ANYONE TAKE ZIM OF THE AIR AFTER ALL HE'S BEEN THROUGH!!" She said. "Not another parody of an internet meme... Well, come with me, Tak." He said, and Tak followed. He saw a door. It was shaking. He opened it. He saw possessed Mef sitting on a bed. Things were flying everywhere. The three walked in. Mef's head spun towards them. She tried to vomit on Zim, but he dodged it. "LEAVE ZIM ALONE! Please! *Sob*" Tak said. "Uhhh.... tie her down, Gir." Zim said. Ropes shout out of Gir's head and tied Mef to the bed. "KINDLY UNDO THESE STRAPS!" Mef said. She suddenly started to float to the top of the ceiling. Zim pulled out some Irken water. "THE POWER OF IRK COMPELS YOU!" He chanted while striking Mef with the water. She floated down. "Gir! Get her tied down while I use the bathroom!" Zim said and walked out the door. Gir tied her down again. "So... What's your favorite game?" Gir asked. "Scary Maze Game." She responded. LATER... "I'm finished!" Zim said and walked in. He saw Tak laying on the floor, dead. He saw Gir in a corner shaking. He saw Mef sitting on the bed looking with her straps undone. "See, I sorta started a conversation about how ugly she looked possessed, and she got mad and killed Tak. Sorry!" Gir said. Awkward Silence. "GNYAH!" Zim shouted, and ran out the door. Gir kicked Mef off the bed and said, "TAKE ME!" His face got deformed and Mef was unpossessed. "You look funny." She said, and poked Gir's face. Gir flew out of the window and fell down a flight of stairs. He was dead. Zim walked over and saw him. "Ah Crap. Captain Howdy, that's not very nice!" he said. He walked out. Mef saw him and said, "What are you doing here, Zim?" Zim ignored. He walked through the dark alley again. The "Forever Alone" face popped up. They popped up everywhere. "ENOUGH WITH THE INTERNT MEMES!" Zim shouted Suddenly, a giant Shadow popped up and started singing Chocolate Rain. "NNNNNNNNNNNONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Zim shouted.
End of Dream
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~He woke up in the cool suit he was wearing. "That was... weird!" He said.
End of Chapter 6
Chapter 7 coming soon!
Zim's got a new look!
End of Dream
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~He woke up in the cool suit he was wearing. "That was... weird!" He said.
End of Chapter 6
Chapter 7 coming soon!
Zim's got a new look!
Name: slicer
Race: wolf
Sex: male
Age: 20
Aligment: hero
Powers: aura, and speed
speed: with sword 400-700mhp, with out sword 700-1000mhp.
fighting style: he fights with a 900lb sword with a combo of speed and aura.
Attack and special:
Signature: aura force, aura blast, aura exploshin
aura cool down time 1 to 3 hours
Specials: aura sences, aura boost, aura sheal, healing aura, and his hiden power call chaos summons it use three chaos emeralds to let slicer go super and only works when he is in danger
Commend attacks: spin blade, speed blade, dash blade, homeing blade, aura spin dash, aura dash punch, aura slash, speed punch, speed kick, speed slash, claw slash and combo attacks
Chaos power:
3 emerald-super form
7 emerald-chaos form (note this is his hyper form)
7 emeralds+master emerald-nova form (note this is a new form that goes beyone the hyper form)
Race: wolf
Sex: male
Age: 20
Aligment: hero
Powers: aura, and speed
speed: with sword 400-700mhp, with out sword 700-1000mhp.
fighting style: he fights with a 900lb sword with a combo of speed and aura.
Attack and special:
Signature: aura force, aura blast, aura exploshin
aura cool down time 1 to 3 hours
Specials: aura sences, aura boost, aura sheal, healing aura, and his hiden power call chaos summons it use three chaos emeralds to let slicer go super and only works when he is in danger
Commend attacks: spin blade, speed blade, dash blade, homeing blade, aura spin dash, aura dash punch, aura slash, speed punch, speed kick, speed slash, claw slash and combo attacks
Chaos power:
3 emerald-super form
7 emerald-chaos form (note this is his hyper form)
7 emeralds+master emerald-nova form (note this is a new form that goes beyone the hyper form)
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt peach preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now or i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT ASS BITCH OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that bitch now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now or i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT ASS BITCH OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that bitch now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
This is actually inspired by an old article I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt Or Dull Object While Eating Apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return Home From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An Apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked Or Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt Or Dull Object While Eating Apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return Home From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An Apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked Or Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, YOU LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” Said HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
By then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, YOU LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” Said HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
By then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/