Time for Adventures in Candy Land with Thetacoman!
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My name is Maccabre de Angelo, the Angel of Horror. I am a black fox with yellow eyes.
I'm traveling with Merci de Angelo, the Angel of Mercy. He's a white wolf with black eyes.
He saved me from the slavemaster my parents sold me to so they could buy things.
And we're about to deleiver some horror.
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I feel the child on my back.
I feel the wisps of his breath quietly parting my fur.
Most of all, I feel companionship. For the first time since I was born, I feel happiness.
And I also feel anticipation.
We are about to take vengence on the people who hurt us.
First, the family of pitch-black foxes.
Then the snow-white wolf father.
Then, the ultimate act of mercy.
We save the city.
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I slipped through the crack in the door.
My fur matched perfectly with the smoggy night.
I planted bombs around the four corners of the appartment.
Then I saved the young that would just eventually be sold.
I jumped on my Gaurdian's back, and we sped into the darkness as a beautiful geyser of light spurted out into the night sky...
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YAAAY! CANDY LAND!
*angry face*
NUU! CHOCOLATE AND CANDYCORN ARE THE BUILDING BLOCKS OF THE UNIVERSE!
AND SODA!