Our Professor, the one and only Severus Snape or should I say Snap. 

They're the crazy ones XD

Haha so true!! xD

My thoughts exactly. Hogwarts isn't the same without him flapping around like an overgrown bat. Oops, did I just say that. I just quoted the books.

^ XD

...Overgrown bat??? In what way do I...?

Sure. "They're the crazy ones."

Sorry Professor. But it is somewhat true… and there I go again. If I do it again, Levicorpus me.

Levicorpus might get you now...

Over grown bat I love that part XDXD

It's from the books. Can't pinpoint the exact location. Probably #3.

Oh, the BOOKS written by the stalker of JK Rowling. Sure. Now I forgive you.

Haha xD

Snap you are just as bad. You stalked lily when you were a kid. XD

OMG! O_O :D

That's worse than Rowling.

At least Rowling can create wonderful stories from all that stalking.

Joanne Rowling is nothing comparing to Rita Skeeter. Now that's what I call a real stalker.

True, Narcissa...

And I never STALKED Lily. I might have followed her around without her noticing, a little, but I didn't stalk her.

Maybe I'll shut up. It seems I've brought up a very touchy subject around here. So, great weather we're having, isn't it. It's raining where I am.

Snap could be worse if he was given Mad-Eye's Eye. I bet he followed Harry around. He always seem to know when he was up to something.

Very true.

Hmm.... Yeah, 'cause that's perfectly normal, Professor. O_O

I never followed Harry. Honestly, I wanted to see him as least as I possibly could.

Right....

That's what they always say.

So true.

Busted Snap XDXD

Haha xD

Exactly. If you didn't want to see him that much, why'd you keep saving his life? Why'd you keep giving him detention?

Very true.

I saved his life because Dumbledore made me and because his mother was Lily Evans. I don't want to suffer in the afterlife if I didn't protect Harry.

I kept giving him detention because I truly and downright hate him and it was so amusing to watch him forced to wash my potions supplies with only a toothbrush.

Dumbledore did not force you to save Harry, you were the one who was begging to get Lily back. Dumbledore just did what he had to do. But there's a reason for my hate to Albus Dumbledore. He manipulated people and played them like a pieces of chess. He was the one who knew everything all time along, but he didn't say anything. Many of great wizards died because of it.

Both of you speak nothing but the truth.

Yes. I was summing was KWcat said.

I'm brilliant.

Summing? Yeah, right. All I heard was " Dumbledore's an old fool. I love Lily. I don't want get my butt kicked in the afterlife. I hate Harry Potter. I'm the best and who does think the either way, you're wrong". That was what you actually ment, wasn't it?

You are NOT that brilliant Snap lol.

That's a good break down of what he said, Mr. Malfoy.

I agree with Lucy. Raising Harry like a pig for slaughter? Not one of your more brilliant quotes.

Yup

So very very true.