1. Make a Sasuke fangirl squeel while he is sleeping.

2. Take an airlplaine and write "Naruto is a sexy god" in the clouds while Shikamaru is watching them.

3. Shove him towards the sand village and say "go get her, Tiger."

4. .. ah what the heck. Put his hand in warm water :3

5. Tell his mother that Shikamaru thinks she is a bad cook.

6. Laugh at him while his mother is yelling at him for what she 'thought' he said.

7. Pull on his earings and call him a woman.

8. Follow Shikamaru everywhere asking him if you can braid his hair.

9. When he finally says yes so you will shut up, give him a mohawk instead.

10. If your a girl, ask him for a sparring match and call him a wimp when he says no.

11. Draw a picture of Shikamaru sliding down a rainbow. Then show it to him after.

12. Attempt to play shogi with him and yell "checkmate!" everytime it is your turn.

13. Ask him if he wants to play shadow tag

14. Ask him if he can transform into a deer :3

15. Turn into a Shikamaru fangirl and stalk him 24/7 :D It is actually really fun :D

Authors note: EEEK SHIKAMRU! I love ya, but i had to think of ways to annoy you ;P