GRAND THEFT AUTO IV

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION,...

I am a cuddler.
I am a morning person.
I am an only child.
I am currently in my pajamas.
I am currently pregnant.
I am left handed.
I am a little shy around the opposite gender at first.
I bite my nails.
I can be paranoid at times.
I enjoy country music.
I enjoy smoothies.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I have a car.
I have/had a hard time paying attention at school.
I have a hidden talent.
I have a pet.
I have a tendency to fall for the “wrong” guy/girl.
I have all my grandparents.
I have been to another country.
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
I have or had broken a bone.
I have caller...

If it's in BOLD, I've done it. c:

1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

3 Swim with a dolphin.

4 Skydive.

5 Have your portrait painted.

6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure you use it.

7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

8 Watch the launch of the space shuttle.

9 Spend a whole day eating junk food without feeling guilty.

10 Be an extra in a film.

11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

12 Make love on a forest floor.

13 Make love on...

Ah, fanpop, it's been so long since I had a nice rant.

Recently due to personal experiences I've been looking up people's opinions of cutting, as in, self-harm. Which got me thinking about how other people think in relation to this issue.

The most common thoughts in regard to cutting is 'It's weak and pathetic,' although there are some dumbfucks out there who seem to think 'eet's just a way 4 deprezive ppl 2 tak out how der feelin.'

Wanna know what really fucking PISSES ME OFF about these two groups? In the majority, NEITHER OF THEM CUTS. They might know cutters, but they've never put a fucking...

Character Chart
Character's full name: H7BITLZ99
Reason or meaning of name: It's his serial code from his project number.
Character's nickname: Light.
Reason for nickname: That was what he was called by the Scientists working on him.
Birth date: 31st Dec.
Theme: Average Man by Obie Trice.

Physical appearance
Age: A little under 7 months.
How old does he/she appear: 15.
Weight: It depends. Generally about 45 pounds.
Height: 3"4.
Body build: Anorexic, but he has a slight, lean muscle on him.
Shape of face: n/a.
Eye colour: Sickly, glowing yellow.
Glasses or contacts: None.
Skin tone: Light grey.
Distinguishing...