Words or "Pet names" you'd like to here Severus say?

My friend and I are having a moviethon, and we've spent the last 15 or so minutes dying at the prospect of hearing Alan Rickman (as Severus Snape, of course)saying our names, or nicknames, or just funny words.

For example, hearing him say the words "Kitten" or "Darling" to anyone in any way, condescendingly or sweetly or even sexily would probably make me explode, and my friend has claimed that she would most likely die of laughter hearing him say a word as funny as Collywobbles.

So, do you have any words, phrases or pet names you'd like to hear?