Going The Distance - Blowjob Supper Scene

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Gordon: *Stops next to Mily* What are you doing here?! You're not supposed to make an appearance until Episode 6.
Mily: I thought I'd make a cameo appearance. After all, my show Trainz is starting soon.
Thomas: *Next to Sean* Well, I see your eyes are where your windshields should be.
Sean: I like this look better. I never really liked that grey face I had when I was in your show. No offense.
Mr. Baldwin: Everyone is very excited for Trainz.
Gordon: Not me! I want Ponies On The Rails to be on!
Tim: Shut up Gordon.
Mr. Baldwin: The back to back episodes are beginning now.

Theme Song: link...

Sean: We designed seven logos for other people. Here they are.

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Sean: Some logos like Jade's don't have any music for them. Actually, the only other one that doesn't have any music for it is Izfankirby's.

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Sean: And since we were merging with Aqua, we decided to create this logo for her.

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Sean: Izfankirby's logo only appeared in the Grand Theft Ponies fan fictions, since he never wrote any, except for those four.



Sean: Next up, Triq267.

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Sean: That was a new version of a logo made for him. His original can be viewed on his...

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Thomas: And now, we're at the back to back episodes of Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Captain Jefferson: Adventures?! They're boring.
Thomas: You won't think so after seeing this!

Episode 2: Snowy Path

One night at Tidmouth Sheds, the engines gathered around Sean to hear his story.

"I can't wait to hear what your railroad is like." Duck said.

"Yes." Exclaimed James, "It would sound interesting."

"Alright. If you all insist, I'll tell you my story." Said Sean, so everyone listened.

"Once upon a time," began Sean,

I was working for a big railroad in the United States. One part of...

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Hawkeye: I'm taking the special!
Gordon: No! I am!
Hawkeye: I am!
Thomas: Neither of you are. *Passes between them pulling five hopper cars* I am.
Tom: Hey, there's another Tom here.
Master Sword: His name is Thomas.
Tom: Close enough. Now get ready for our skit.
Orion: *Walks onto a stage*
Audience: *Cheering*
Orion: Welcome everyone to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, also known as S.S.S.S for short. My name is Orion Stardust, and I'm hosting this week. First up, we got

Ponies On The Rails - Rated TV-MA for Mature Audiences

Orion: Followed by

Adventures Of Thomas & Friends - Rated...

Frank & Martha: Whoa!!!!
Sean: *Enjoying the ride down the slide*

At last, we reach a long corridor. Ponies, and Sonic characters walk pass each other, along with a few other characters from other fan fictions.

Pierce Hawkins: *Passes Sonic* How's it going Sonic?
Sonic: Good, good.
Frank & Martha: *Staring in amazement*
Sean: What you're looking at are characters from my fan fictions.
George: *Passes between Larry Wilcox, and Knuckles*
Knuckles: How come you're a pony with a curly blonde mane, and glasses?
Larry: How come that human we passed was in Black & White?
George: I'm from a fan fiction...

Announcer: The city of Townsville, is being searched on Google by Sean, in order to help the Powerpuff Girls get home.
Sean: *Searches Townsville in Google Images* Is this it?
Buttercup: That's in Australia!
Sean: Well it's called Townsville, isn't it?!
Blossom: I didn't know Australia had a Townsville.
Sean: Yeah, there's also one in North Carolina. *Finds a folder called, Powerpuff Girls* What the?
Bubbles: Did you find it?
Sean: It says Powerpuff Girls, so I guess so. *Clicks on it*
Bubbles: *Sees a picture of Townsville* Yay!! He found it!! Now we just need to find out how to get there.
Sean: I'm...

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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns...

Sean is driving his Chrysler 300 with Blossom

Blossom: So, why are we leaving the school? Are you done for the day?
Sean: Not quite. There's one more class I have to take.
Blossom: What's that?
Sean: Employment Transitions.
Blossom: What kind of a class is that?
Sean: It's only available for post-grads like me. After graduating, you can take an extra year of high school, and it helps you prepare for being an adult.
Blossom: What's the job you're going to do?
Sean: Work at a child care center in Health Quest.
Blossom: That's cool. *Looks at an intersection* But you didn't put on your left blinker.
Sean:...

This is a list of cars that are going to be featured in the new Grand Theft Ponies 3 Roleplay. This takes place in 1995.

1974 Canterlot 705: link

1976 Canterlot 705: link

1995 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1995 Chevronet Calvary 2 door: link

1995 Chevronet Calvary 4 door: link

1991 Chevronet Camareo: link

1995 Chevronet Capri (Also available as a taxi): link

1995 Chevronet Corvette: link

1995 Chevonet Pearla (Also available as a police car): link

1995 Dodge Cobra: link

1995 Dodge Towtruck: link

1995 Dodge Truck: link

1989 EMW P3: link

1994 Flam Lightningbird: link

1975 Flam Tornado: link

1988 Flam Wrestler: link...

Charleston, South Carolina. Johnny Lightning's favorite vacation spot that didn't involve any cold weather.

Johnny: *Driving down Interstate 95 in his Alfa Romeo*
People: *Driving past Johnny as they continue going south*
Johnny: *Gets off at the exit*

He was now travelling on Interstate 26, and had 10 miles left in his journey.

Thug: *Driving a Toyota Highlander at 80 miles an hour*
Johnny: *Sees the Toyota behind him going too fast*
Thug: *Getting closer to Johnny's car*
Johnny: *Swerves into the left lane*
Thug: *Crashes into a fuel truck, and creates a big explosion*
Johnny: What next? A helicopter?...

Episode 17: Love & War

Johnny: *Arrives at the hotel*

Special guest stars

Daniel Craig as Discord
Jazlin Colon as Rebecca Goldman
Louis Bodine as Silver

Johnny: *Enters his room, and places his bags on the ground* Wonderful. *Looks out the window*

In an unknown location, Discord was looking at one of his soldiers working on a computer.

Discord: You're doing good, but we must work harder. The men I sent were killed. This one agent is harder to kill than I was hoping for. Search for reservations in hotels located in Charleston.
Computer Soldier: Yes sir.

Johnny walked downstairs in a black tuxedo to...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.

Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter Wrap Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a tree stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. You look very adorable. I gotta take you to meet some friends....

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.

Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* Hey asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash are best friends. This is how they first met.

Rainbow Dash: *Walking along the streets of Pornstarville*
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag!
Rainbow Dash: Hi there.
Pinkie Pie: Would you like to be my friend?
Rainbow Dash: Of course.
Twilight: *Appears* Man, this...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin.

Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two horses with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely by their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and horn acted...

SWORD:

1:

Mastersword as an interviewer: Hey princess Twilight. Good having you here.

Twilight: Sure.

Sword: First off. How dose it feel being the forth princess ever?

Twilight: (barely even lessoning) Yes. I wouldn't be here without my friends.

Sword: That's nice. But the question is, how dose it make 'you' feel. YOU!?

Twilight: (still barely lessoning) Yes. That is diffently a question being asked. And I'm confident in my friends. And getting it done.

Sword: Okay.. Have to be honest with you. I feel like this interview. Is going absolutely nowhere. You answered 'none' of my questions. You kinda...

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Derek: Spring's almost here!
Orion: Finally, now we don't have to freeze.
Stephanie: Now we just need to decide what our show's lineup is for tonight.
Fat Pat: I got it! Three episodes of The Nut House. Pronto!

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 20: Another Star

While having lunch in The Nut House...

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Johnny: *Fighting a guy in a green hoodie* And who are you supposed to be?!
Guy: I am WindWakerGuy430, and I'm jealous! Your success will be mine!
Johnny: Not if I have anything to say about it! *Grabs a remote, and hits the play button* Enjoy Six Shooters 5 everyone!
Guy: No! Now the screen will turn black and I'll fade away!

The screen turns black as the fan fiction begins.

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Johnny: Whoa. It actually worked. See you next Saturday.

Cape May, 1971

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A WindWakerGuy430 Fan Fiction

Six Shooters 5

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
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