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Episode 17: Love & War

Johnny: *Arrives at the hotel*

Special guest stars

Daniel Craig as Discord
Jazlin Colon as Rebecca Goldman
Louis Bodine as Silver

Johnny: *Enters his room, and places his bags on the ground* Wonderful. *Looks out the window*

In an unknown location, Discord was looking at one of his soldiers working on a computer.

Discord: You're doing good, but we must work harder. The men I sent were killed. This one agent is harder to kill than I was hoping for. Search for reservations in hotels located in Charleston.
Computer Soldier: Yes sir.

Johnny walked downstairs in a black tuxedo to the casino. The table he went to had some sunshine coming from one of the windows as the sun was setting.

Johnny: May I join?
Dealer: Yes sir.
Johnny: *Sits down*
Rebecca: What about me?
Dealer: Of course. Buy in is $100.

All 6 contestants placed their buy-ins in the middle of the table.

Dealer: *Giving the 6 players 5 cards*
Rebecca: *Scoots her stool closer to Johnny*
Johnny: Is there something you want?
Rebecca: Why else would I come closer?
Johnny: *Gives the dealer 2 cards*
Dealer: *Gives Johnny another pair of cards*
Rebecca: *Gives the dealer 1 card*
Dealer: *Gives another card to Rebecca*
Johnny: Does it have anything to do with money?
Rebecca: I'll let you know if you win.
Johnny: And if I lose?
Rebecca: I'll continue to win.
Dealer: Will you call the $200 bet?
Johnny: Yes. *Puts $200 in the middle*
Rebecca: I call too. *Puts in $200*
Gambler 1: *Shows off 3 sixes*
Gambler 2: *Smirks while showing off a full house of nines, and tens*
Gambler 3: *Angry as he folds*
Gambler 4: *Shows a full house of jacks, and eights*
Johnny: Time for the moment of truth. *Shows off a straight flush*
Rebecca: *Puts her cards down* I only had four of a kind.
Dealer: Congratulations sir. You won $1,800.
Johnny: *Accepts the money* So, what do you want?
Rebecca: Sex.
Johnny: You waited this long to tell me that?
Rebecca: I waited for you to win.

In Johnny's room, the two were laying in bed naked.

Rebecca: Tight enough for you?
Johnny: Best time of my life.
Rebecca: *Chuckles* If I had a nickel every time someone told me that.
Johnny: You do this to every stranger you meet?
Rebecca: Well you see, I work for someone that you might know.
Johnny: Discord?
Rebecca: How did you know?
Johnny: You're obviously not an ally, otherwise my Commander would've told me.
Rebecca: I was only planning on joining him in order to sabotage his Anti-European Intelligence Service.
Johnny: And why should I trust you?
Rebecca: *Gets up, and puts her clothes on* If I wanted you dead, I wouldn't be riding your cock. *Pulls her pants up, and slaps her butt with both her hands* You want to gain my trust? Join me at the airport tomorrow morning. *Leaves the room*

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Jazlin Colon as Rebecca Goldman
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Hilary was walking along the beach, wearing a pink bikini. A 1955 Chevy was on the road next to her, moving slowly.

Man 54: What's with that guy in the black car?
Man 69: *Looks at Hilary* Miss? I think someone's stalking you.
Hilary: Stalking me? *Looks at the driver of the Chevy*

She only saw a brief glimpse of the driver, before he pulled out a gun, and shot her twice. The first bullet hit her head, and the second went into her right breast. The car took off, leaving some smoke as it took off at high speed.

Alan: *In his car with Harry* Nothing's happening. Let's get some hot dogs.
Dispatch: Attention...
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At first, the attack seemed successful. Johnny, and Bill watched as their five helicopters attacked Discord's army.

Johnny: I found the planes! Turn left!
Bill: *Watches the helicopters turn left* How do we stop them?
Johnny: We can either drop grenades, or shoot missiles. If these choppers have any.
Bill: Let's try the grenades first. We may need the missiles for enemy aircraft.
Rok Gunner: *Shooting Discord's soldiers with his machine gun* We better be careful with those cannons. They could shoot us down with one shot!
Rok Pilot: Not if we keep moving!
AEIS Gunner: *Fires four shots from his cannon*...
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The following day, five helicopters were seen landing in the town of Yaruu. They would be used by Discord to destroy Poland.

Tolo: *Walking with Discord* Johnny was not with me when I woke up.
Discord: I'm not concerned. Whoever found him will not be able to help him stop my plan.
Tolo: So, we take off at 9 O' Clock as planned?
Discord: Precisely. Make sure all planes have their helicopters on board. I have more planes, and tanks on standby to team up with us once we get to Poland.
Tolo: Where are they coming from?
Discord: Belarus. There's a town in that country near the Polish, and Ukranian borders...
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James: *Singing along to the song* One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock. Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock. Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock. We're gonna rock around the clock tonight.
Duck, Oliver, & Henry: AH!!!!!
Tom: Make it stop!
Hawkeye: *Leaving with a freight train* It's a good thing I got in the cab of this freight train in time. Now I don't have to hear his terrible singing, unlike the others.
Master Sword: Hawkeye got lucky!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Gordon: James, stop singing!
James: When the clock strikes two, three and...
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Baccara sounds wonderful in this song.
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Johnny sat down in a cell while two NS guards stared at him.

NS Guard: If you will not answer questions, you will stay here! *Leaving the cell to secure the hallway*
Johnny: *Looks at his shoes while sitting on a bed*
Gorom: *Sitting at a table with Ivan* Perhaps Texas is good for something after all. *Puts down his five cards* Texas Hold 'Em has been my favorite game to play all day.
Ivan: Alright, but you won't be so lucky in the next round.
NS Guard: *Enters the room* Excuse me.
Gorom: Yes Corporal?
NS Guard: Johnny Lightning is refusing to cooperate.
Ivan: Well, let's go interrogate him.
Gorom:...
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A game of checkers was being played by Ted Esler, and Johnny Lightning.

Ted: I only have 3 guys left.
Johnny: *Looking at his 5 red pieces. One of them is a king. He takes out a black piece behind him* I think you meant to say 2.
Ted: Well how about this? *Takes out two red pieces in one move*
Johnny: Not bad, but not as good as this. *Takes out the remaining two pieces with his king*
Ted: Uuuuuuh....here's your $500.
Johnny: *Takes the money* Thank you. *Leaving the table* We need to do this again sometime.

Johnny then walked to Commander Kane's office. He had to wait for another agent to leave first....
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