Sean the hedgehog Article: Dirty Harry Parody: Frank Sinatra

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, showing Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

Song: link

Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 Magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing his gun at the bank robber as he begins to sing* I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots? Or only five? Well to tell you the truth I kinda lost track myself. After all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world. And it could blow your head clean off. *Waits a few seconds* You gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do you punk? Do you punk?

The song fades away as the bank robber grabs his shotgun

Bank Robber: Fuck this. *Shoots himself in the mouth*
Irvin Kershner: Perfect. Now you go to Chicago, and get ambushed by a guy in a black suit.
Frank Sinatra: Wrong film. That doesn't happen until 1980.
Irvin Kershner: Well, uh...then you go to Florida. Then meet a midget in a swamp who teaches you how to carry...rocks. With your mind!
Frank Sinatra: That also doesn't happen until 1980. You know what? I'm just gonna go get shitfaced and kill Scorpio with a bottle of scotch.

And there you have it. With a lot of singing, and drunk action scenes, this is what Dirty Harry would have been if Frank Sinatra was the star, instead of Clint Eastwood. Goodbye everyone.

Sexy The Hedgehog

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Here's Sexy

Sean The Hedgehog presents

a fanfic starring Sexy The Hedgehog

It was a sunny day in Mobius. Sexy was with her friends, Sean, Shadow, and Sonic. The four hedgehogs were having a picnic at the park

Sexy: *sets up blanket*
Sean: *sets up chairs*
Sonic: *carrying basket of food*
Shadow: *doing nothing*
Sean: Hey Shadow? Do you mind helping us out here?
Shadow: Yes. Get to work my slaves.
Sean: *rolls eyes*
Sexy: Ok, everything is all set up.
Sonic: Sweet. I'm having a chili dog.
Sean: Me too.
Sexy: Same here.
Shadow: I'm not. I just came to see you set up. Chaos control *leaves*
Sonic: Wow. Shadow...

Robotnik's New Army

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, in Sonic In St. Louis

Robotnik: We were so close to taking St. Louis!
Snively: What shall we do now sir?
Robotnik: Get Decoe & Bocoe over here. I have a plan to go to Germany. They have really good mechanics, which I could use for my machines.

The following takes place between....

Why the hell am I saying that?

Tails: *goes to Sonic* I just got some important news you might wanna hear.
Sonic: Go for it.
Tails: Robotnik is planning on going to Germany to get new mechanics.
Sean: *arrives* This can't be good.
Knuckles: What should we do?
Tails: Stop him obviously.
Sonic: Right....

Sonic In St. Louis

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It seems like a regular day, but then someone runs by at 500 miles an hour.

Sonic: Tails, you read me?
Tails: Loud and clear, whats up?
Sonic: We should be getting towards Robotnik's army base.
Sean: I'm already there.
Tails: I see you.
Sean: Any word on Knuckles?
Sonic: No.
Sean: What about the others?

Inside the base

Knuckles: I can't believe they destroyed our intercom
Espio: Are there any other ways we can talk to them?
Rouge: No
badnik: I've spotted them
Espio: *jumps on badnik*
Knuckles: Nice work *runs into room*
Sean: Nice to see you guys
Espio: Great to see you to
Knuckles: Lets go...

Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean The Hedgehog presents

Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)

In case you are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a street to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the orange stallion asked. "Our next target...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 85 Part 2/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song (Start at 0:07): link

Sean: Ah, they didn't start yet.
Mike: Come on.
Jerry: There we go.
Shayne: Yeah!!
Jesse: *Arrives with Jeff, and Bryce* Why did you tell us on Instagram to come here?
Sean: Because of this.
Jeff: *Hears the music*
Bryce: Now we're talking!
Sean: While we enjoy this music, enjoy The Seven Ups.

Seanthehedgehog Presents

A ponified fanfiction based off a 70's movie

The Seven Up's

Near Grand Central Station in Manehattan

Buddy: *walking along street*
Ponies: *driving cars*
other ponies: *walking down street*
Buddy: *sees window washer* (He's above a building I have to go into)
Police:...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 84 Part 2/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Ethan: Nice piano.
Liam: Wait until you hear the lyrics.
Ethan: Oh dear lord. *Laughing*
Metal Gloss: Everyone ready for the back to back episodes of The REAL Powerpuff Girls?
Liam: Yeah.
Ethan: I am.
Metal Gloss: Alright. We'll enjoy the rest of this music while you enjoy the two episodes.

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 84 Part 1/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Ethan: *Waiting in a siding*
Liam: *Sitting in a chair*
Metal Gloss: *Walking around the two* What are we doing again?
Liam: Deciding who to host tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Metal Gloss: None of us have done it before.
Ethan: Yeah. Let's take turns. Metal Gloss can go first, then for the next show in May, Liam can do it.
Liam: Sounds like a plan.
Metal Gloss: In that case, here's tonight's lineup.

8 PM

Ponies On The Rails
Adventures of Thomas & Friends

8:30 PM

The REAL Powerpuff Girls - Bak2Bak

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring...

1

Peaceful music, Relaxing music, Instrumental music "Cozy Winter Cabin" by Tim Janis

added by whatsupbugs

video

music

1

Old GTA story of mine.. [originally written 2011, I got better sense than]

posted by Canada24

Roman's car parks at Maisonette 9.

"Lets go" Roman told Niko.

"Remind me again why I allowed you to drag me here?" Niko asked with a complaint.

"Trust me cousin, it'll be fine" Roman said. He got out revealing the fancy suit he had at his wedding, and at the times he appears in TBOGT (The ballad of gay tony).

Niko revealed wearing the black suit and red tie, and black shoes, that can be found at Pursues.

"Stop, members only" Daises told the two of them.

"Come on man, It's me Roman Bellic" Roman said. "Not on the list, mister Bellic. "I come here everyday" Roman said.

Daises repeated himself. Niko...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 77 Part 2/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Thousands of people were waiting in a big line, stretching down two blocks.

Person 434: How much longer until we can go in?!
Person 234: I'm freezing!
Liam: The 2nd half of our show will now begin. Please make yourselves comfortable.
People: Finally! *Running into the building*
Liam: Our back to back episodes of Trainz will now begin.

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run by five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Episode 35: The Importance...

Johnny Lightning Episode 10 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

While drinking Coca-Cola, Johnny and Karen talked about a possible threat to the American society.

Karen: She just asked if I wanted a job, so I didn't know what it was at the time.
Johnny: And you two go, way back.
Karen: We've been friends since pre-school.
Johnny: Prior to the job offer, when was the last time you talked to her?
Karen: A week. More like, eight days ago.
Johnny: Did you notice anything strange with her at that time?
Karen: No. Probably because things were going well for her until now. She needs someone to help deliver the weapons to customers. Once she told me about her operation,...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 60 Part 1/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Carter: Nice. Who chose this song?
Eddie: I did.
Shayne: Time for another question. Who's hosting?
Sean: *Stops next to the other diesels* I am.
Others: *Cheering*
Sean: I didn't know I was that popular. Anyway, we got two fan fictions for you tonight. They are, Con Mane: Casino Of Solace and The Seven-Ups.

This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting animals to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain pony that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did you find her yet?
Hungry: No. I...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 58 Part 1/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

S.B: *Playing guitar*
Sean: Sounds like he keeps getting better and better.
Tim: I'll say.
Derek: He looks exactly like Johnny Lightning.
Mark: Maybe it is Johnny Lightning.
Lewis: And I am the host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Welcome everyone, here's our lineup tonight.

8 PM - Now

Sean Meets The PPG - TV-G
Trainz - TV-PG

8:30 PM

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime - TV-MA
Johnny Lightning - TV-PG

Lewis: Let's get cracking.

Sean is driving his Chrysler 300 with Blossom

Blossom: So, why are we leaving the school? Are you done for the day?
Sean: Not quite. There's one more class I have to...

SeanTheHedgehog's Wonderful World Of Fan Fiction 2 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian, and the others with a passenger train*
Jeff: *Passes Bryce. The both of them...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 50 Part 1/2

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Song: link

Saten Twist: Season 2 is over. I shall be the host.
S.B: No you're not. *Pushes Saten Twist off a cliff* Someone good is gonna be the host, and that someone is me. I'm from Trainz, and welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Now in case you're wondering, S does stand for Sean, and I am the one who wrote these stories. Everything we're showing this night is from The Adventures of Thomas & Friends.

Episode 18

The Stolen Coaches

The narrow gauge engines on Mr. Percival's Railway, enjoy Market Day. They get lots of passengers, and lots of visitors.

Today was Market Day, and...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 44 Part 1/2

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Song: link

S.B: *Relaxing in a bed, outside in someone's backyard* Our first show of February, and this is how you want to start it off.
Liam: Yep. In you go. *Lowers S.B into a cannon*
Percy: *Fires the cannon*
S.B: *Flies past Mily, Andrew, and Carter* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Lands in front of a tree* I survived. What do I win?
Kevin: You're the host.
S.B: Oh, wonderful. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories everyone. I am S.B from Trainz, and here is the schedule for tonight's lineup.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails
Games Ponies Play

8:30 PM - Later

Six Shooters 2

S.B: More ponies, and...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 40 Part 2/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Carter: Now this is an awesome song.
Jerry: Couldn't agree more.
David: *Dancing with Liz*
Mr. Nut: Care to take things away Stylo?
Stylo: Yes sir. Welcome back everyone. For those of you just tuning in, my name is Stylo, and I'm your host for this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. We have back to back episodes of Ponies On The Rails. Take it away.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 40 Part 1/2

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Song: link

Kevin: *Looking at his watch* It's not 8 O' Clock. What are we doing here so early?
Shayne: Play a song, and let's explain to our fans.
Kevin: On it. *Kicks a jukebox, and listens to the song*
Hawkeye: *Walks with Stylo over to Kevin*
Mr. Wright: *Sticks his megaphone out of a building* What's happenin'?
Kevin: I'm sorry guys, but we gotta do our show today at 12, instead of 8.
Stylo: Could have told us earlier.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I got dinner on the stove.
Kevin: Well, who's the host? Let's get this show on the road so Hawkeye can get his dinner.
Stylo: Oh, right, that's me. Welcome to Sean's...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 37 Part 2/2

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Song: link

Everyone was sitting at their homes, minding their own business, when suddenly, Twilight Sparkle used her magic to make them all appear in front of her.

Twilight: Yer watching my movie, and you're gonna love it!
People: No!!!! *Running away*
Jack: Ugh.....I see I'm not the only one forced to watch this garbage. Anyway, my name is Jack, and I am from Trainz, and I am your host. Or, was. Apparently, Twilight's the host now, since she's destroying everything.
Twilight: Play the movie!!!!!
Jack: Fine!!!!

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 36 Part 2/2

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Song: link

Hawkeye & Metal Gloss: *Dancing*
Jerry: Summer is over. Why are we playing this song?
Annie: Come on, the weather is still nice. Anyway, my name is Annie, and I'm your hostess for tonight. It's time for back to back episodes of Ponies On The Rails.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog...