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This is a story about talking boats. It is intended for children, so grab some popcorn, sit down near a fireplace with your loved ones, and enjoy the story.

In San Francisco, six speed boats were waiting together at a dock.

William: *Looking at Alcatraz*
Piña Jr: Can we get going now?
Piña: Not yet Piña Jr. We must wait for Dylan, and Casey.
G.O.O.H: I hope it doesn't take too long, otherwise I'm leaving with, or without them.
Dylan: *Arrives with Casey*
Jackson: What took you two so long?
Dylan: We had a hard time downloading our route onto the GPS.
Casey: We were trying to find a place that had a decent connection.
William: Well at least you got it. Who has the GPS?
Casey: I do.
Perfection: Perfect. When can we get going?
Dylan: Right now. Follow me everyone. *Leaving the dock*
William: Want the music on?
Dylan: Yeah. Full blast.

Song (Start at 10:05): link

Jackson: *Following Dylan with the others* So where are we going?
Dylan: It's a surprise.

The eight boats took off at high speed after passing the Golden Gate Bridge, their engines were making a lot of noise as they took off.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Dylan: *Watching his friends to the left, and right of his side*

The Speed Boats

Pictures of the characters

Dylan: link
William: link
G.O.O.H: link
Jackson: link
Piña: link
Piña Jr: link
Perfection: link
Casey: link

Perfection: So you won't tell any of us where we're off to?
Dylan: Nope.
Perfection: That doesn't sound perfect, but okay.
Dylan: You'll like it.

Other speedboats of various, and similar designs were passing them heading the opposite direction.

Speedboat 3: Hey, where are you guys off to?
Dylan: Los Angeles!
Speedboat 5: Okay, but I heard the Pacific Ocean Police Department won't take too kindly to speeders.
Dylan: We'll be careful.
G.O.O.H: So that's where we're heading? Los Angeles?
Dylan: Oops. You weren't supposed to hear that.
William: *Laughing*
Piña: Are we going to L.A because you were born there, or is it another reason?
Dylan: You guys seemed pretty bored, so I thought we'd take a trip, and have fun.
Jackson: Good thinking.
Perfection: I always did want to go see L.A.
Piña Jr: I have not been there in a long time.
Piña: Neither have I.

As the eight boats continued onto Los Angeles, the song they were playing could be heard far away in the distance.

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Featuring season 2 music.
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This was also featured in Gran Turismo 6.
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The day after Celestia's funeral, Tirek arrived at the town's courthouse.

Court Pony: Good morning Tirek. I have the papers for you. *Hands Tirek several papers stapled together. The first page says how to rule Equestria nicely*
Tirek: Thank you sir. *Leaves the courthouse, while looking at the papers*

Song: link

Five months, and eight days later, it was new years day, 1969. Since Tirek has been the new prince of Pontiac, things did not go well. Unlike Celestia, Tirek was very mean. He made frequent visits to Pornstarville, and was disgusted with the population of mares. Slowly, stallions have...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.

Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the street with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten by parasprites, and now you want me to buy you a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are you in a bad mood? Christmas is coming soon....
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I don't speak German.
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I like honey.
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Barney from The Andy Griffith Show is on the icon
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Originally, this is what I had planned for the first chase, but I thought of something else, and was more happier with that.

Applebloom: Howdy Sweetie Belle. Why are all of the students standing outside? Shouldn't we be in the school?
Sweetie Belle: Oh Applebloom! It's terrible! Cheerilee got fired!
Applebloom: What? Who would do that to Cheerilee?
Sweetie Belle: Some stallion that drives an orange car. Not only did he fire Cheerilee, but he also took Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon away. No one has seen them since.
Applebloom: We might be next.
Sweetie Belle: We were told to stay here until...
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Rainbow Dash drove her car out of Pontiac.

Pinkie Pie: Do you zhink anyone is following us?
Rainbow Dash: I hope not. Keep an eye out for anyone that you think is working for Tirek.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich.
Rainbow Dash: As much as I'm glad I saved you, please speak English.
Pinkie Pie: Okay. *Sees an orange car behind her* Remember seeing an orange Chevrolet Nova?
Rainbow Dash: What? *Looks behind her* Oh no, that's one of Tirek's ponies! *Floors it*
Stallion: *Follows Rainbow Dash*
Pinkie Pie: Zhere's not much he can do.
Stallion: *Opens a window on his car, and grabs a revolver*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a beautiful day in Equestria. A quarry opened, and all the ponies that worked there were stallions. They would collect stone, to make statues, buildings, sidewalks, and many other things.

One day, Rainbow Dash met with Celestia at her cloudhouse.

Celestia: The quarry needs a pegasus to help out for a few days. The manager, and I agreed that you would be the best option. I will find others to take over your work until you get back.
Rainbow Dash: I won't let you down. *Flies to the quarry*

By the time she arrived, Rainbow Dash met an earth pony named Michael. He was not happy to meet Rainbow...
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The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, or chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motorcycles on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle next to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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Nopony noticed that the Irish ponies stole the Golden Spike.

Mayor: As mayor of Promontory Utah, I give you permission, to put the Golden Spike in it's rightful place.
Connor: Yes sir. Get the spike.
Mercury: *Goes to boxcar*
Ponies: *Excited to see Golden Spike*
Connor: What's taking so long?
Mercury: *returns* Connor, some of the workers are gone, and the spike is gone.
Connor: What?! Excuse us mayor, the spike has been stolen. We need to find it.
Mayor: Oh, alright. We'll stay here until you find it.
Connor: Thank you. Let's go Mercury.

Up north, the Irish ponies stopped to get water.

Irish...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with Applejack in Sweet Apple Acres.

Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Applejack was at Sweet Apple Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work...
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EPISODE 1:
Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).
Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweat pants) Hey. Nice car man.
Man: Jee. Thanks mister..
Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a random magazine).
Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I suppose to do with this!? 
Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's suppose to distract you as I steal your car.
Audience: (laughs and claps),
Man: (angrily) Hey! 
Trevor: (driving off) You just been T-Jacked, bitch! 
Audience: (cheers at this)  

Trevor: (still...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Rainbow Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy:...
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