| Who told you you could have a baby here tonight?... |
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Who told you you could have a baby here tonight? – Grace's Mom
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| Obviously, I&# 39; m as upset as anyone about this. -... |
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Obviously, I'm as upset as anyone about this. - Bathtub Mother
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| I am not missing ‘ Waterfalls’ for this.... |
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I am not missing ‘Waterfalls’ for this. ‘Waterfalls’ is my jam.
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| Do you think you like to munch box because your... |
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Do you think you like to munch box because your last name is Munsch, or is....
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| I could actually handle that you&# 39; re built like a... |
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I could actually handle that you're built like a Thai lady boy but what I can't..
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| Ok someone turn me into Jada Pinkett Smith – ex... |
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Ok someone turn me into Jada Pinkett Smith – ex Kappa president
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| And I know you think sororities are some kind of... |
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And I know you think sororities are some kind of like, magical sisterhood, but...
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| Predatory Lez. Real name: Mac or Butch or... |
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Predatory Lez. Real name: Mac or Butch or something. - Chanel
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| And I need you to stay popular, &# 39; cause if you want... |
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And I need you to stay popular, 'cause if you want to stay at the top of the...
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| It stands for sexually transmitted diseases which... |
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It stands for sexually transmitted diseases which means it's transmitted sexually
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| Does it look like the 4 of us are about to have... |
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Does it look like the 4 of us are about to have sex right now Chanel #5? - Chanel
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| “ Ok, Pissy Spacek.” – Chanel to Grace |
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“Ok, Pissy Spacek.” – Chanel to Grace
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| You guys, what do you think Taylor Swift is doing... |
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You guys, what do you think Taylor Swift is doing right now? - Deaf Taylor Swift
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| I&# 39; m going to ask one more time, will you please... |
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I'm going to ask one more time, will you please speak up? - Deaf Taylor Swift
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| Are you screaming or singing? - Deaf Taylor Swift |
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Are you screaming or singing? - Deaf Taylor Swift
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| It’ ll be fun, like a Friends episode… but... |
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It’ll be fun, like a Friends episode… but someone’s trying to murder all
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| Is this scotch? It’ s 10AM? – Wes |
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Is this scotch? It’s 10AM? – Wes
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| Maybe we can drop the baby off in front of the... |
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Maybe we can drop the baby off in front of the emergency room, and then run away,
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| You don’ t have to go back 20yrs to find someone... |
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You don’t have to go back 20yrs to find someone the sisters here pissed off....
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| He&# 39; s your gay bro who who has a big old broner for... |
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He's your gay bro who who has a big old broner for you! - Chanel to Chad
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| Private like the parts of a man that you like... |
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Private like the parts of a man that you like puting in your mouth? – Chanel
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| Accepting a gay will hurt the house, and he&# 39; s... |
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Accepting a gay will hurt the house, and he's gonna steal all of our expensive...
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| Sorry, you&# 39; re just like, super attractive. - Gigi... |
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Sorry, you're just like, super attractive. - Gigi meeting Wes
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| I was just hanging with your daughter in there. I... |
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I was just hanging with your daughter in there. I was like “What’s he doing?"
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| I&# 39; m about to smack you so hard, your tampon&# 39; s... |
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I'm about to smack you so hard, your tampon's going to pop out. - Zayday
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| I&# 39; m gonna go to my room for a sec to fetch some... |
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I'm gonna go to my room for a sec to fetch some white eyeliner so I can write....
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| You just said that you think that the killer is up... |
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You just said that you think that the killer is up there, and that's where you...
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| &# 34; SLUTS WILL DIE&# 34; - written on wall as message from... |
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"SLUTS WILL DIE" - written on wall as message from killer to Kappas
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| Shondell, why you got a knife in your throat?! –... |
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Shondell, why you got a knife in your throat?! – Denise
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| Chanel, ever since I broke up with you, I banged,... |
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Chanel, ever since I broke up with you, I banged, like, 50 chicks. – Chad
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| If any of you die while protecting a sister, you... |
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If any of you die while protecting a sister, you get to skip the rest of hell wee
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