How do you think I’m feeling, Chanel? My best friend in the world, who used to compliment me all the time, was murdered, so news flash. I’m super sad. – Chad ; I want to be the one who tells you how awesome you are all the time. – Chanel ; Well, uh, you had your chance, Chanel, and you ruined it when you started freaking out when I said I want to have sex with your corpse. – Chad ; I know, okay, and I am so sorry. I just… I want us to be together. I mean, all I ask, is maybe you have sex with a smaller amount of people? – Chanel ; What? Do you understand how controlling that is, Chanel? Okay, I know you’re not a psych major, so you’re not gonna really process what I’m telling you right now, but what you just said is literally pathological. Okay, why do you even care how many people I sleep with? Okay? I always wear protection, and it’s not like I love these chicks. – Chad

And are you sure she's not hiding out in your house somewhere and you haven't found her because your house is so damn big? – Denise ; (chuckles) That's impossible. - Chanel #2’s Dad

If our daughter is missing, you have to find her. - Chanel #2's Mom ; You have to find her and make sure that she never comes home again. - Chanel #2's Dad

And what do you do with the clothes from last year? – Chanel #6 ; Burn them. I once thought about donating them to charity, but there is something so depressing about a poor person walking around in couture. – Chanel

And, uh, do yourself a favor. Stay away from my man. Wes and I are kind of an item, and I call dibs. – Dean Munsch ; You can't call dibs on a person. – Gigi

We'll be alibi buddies. Alibibuddies. Alibib- Chanel #3 ; Uh, I think alibuddies. – Predatory Lez

Um, we've been doing some snooping about Chanel 2. Did you know she secretly dated Chad Radwell last year? – Grace ; What?! – Chanel #5 ; I know, shocking. Can you believe she'd do something like that to Chanel? – Zayday ; Uh, well, Chanel's a bitch who deserves whatever's coming to her. I just can't believe that Chad didn't tell me. I mean, we were dating, too. – Chanel #5 ; Chad Radwell? I dated him, too, last year. – Chanel #3 ; Okay, wait, you both went out with your friend's boyfriend behind her back? – Grace ; Well, to be fair, we only went on one date, and it was really weird, like, he made me just watch him play with his knife collection the whole time. I mean, I still slept with him. But my heart wasn't totally in it. – Chanel #5

We're going to play a game called Cocaine or Dildo. – Chanel ; Ooh, that sounds fun but also kind of like hazing and illegal in, like, what, six different ways. – Dean Munsch ; But I brought Trivial Pursuit: '90s Edition! – Gigi

Well, I heard that he killed himself because he was gay. – Dickie Dollar twin ; There's no way Boone was gay. He didn't seem gay at all.
You know, one time we were talking about boobs and how much I love them, and he was like, "Yeah, dude, I love boobs, too." So, like, what am I supposed to do with that? – Dickie Dollar dude ; Guys, Boone was gay. He told me. – Chad

Guys, Boone's throat was sliced open, which, A, is an unusual way to kill yourself, and, B, when the cops let me into the dining room to get my Iliad CliffNotes, I saw footprints leading away from the body. This pair of bloody footprints led downstairs to the bathroom, stopped in front of the toilet, and then led back to the body, which means that if Boone did kill himself, he slit his own throat, laid down to die, realized he had to use the bathroom, so he walked downstairs, urinated, and then walked back to the exact place he was lying before and then died. – Chad

I say we get 'roided up, find a bunch of baseball bats, roam around the streets yelling the Red Devil's name until he comes out and fights us. – Chad You really reckon that will work? – Dickie Dollar dude ; Dude, in the ghetto, if you run around the streets with baseball bats, yelling the Red Devil's name, they have to come out and fight you. There's a whole code; believe me, I know. – Chad

Are you crazy? I'm gonna be late for dinner. – Zayday ; But you're gonna be right on time for justice. - Denise