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Scream Queens (Fox) Which do you think was the best one-liner of the premiere?

5 fans picked:
Shondell, why you got a knife in your throat?! –...
Shondell, why you got a knife in your throat?! – Denise
   60%
And I need you to stay popular, &# 39; cause if you want...
And I need you to stay popular, 'cause if you want to stay at the top of the...
   20%
You guys, what do you think Taylor Swift is doing...
You guys, what do you think Taylor Swift is doing right now? - Deaf Taylor Swift
   20%
Who told you you could have a baby here tonight?...
Who told you you could have a baby here tonight? – Grace's Mom
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Obviously, I&# 39; m as upset as anyone about this. -...
Obviously, I'm as upset as anyone about this. - Bathtub Mother
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I am not missing ‘ Waterfalls’ for this....
I am not missing ‘Waterfalls’ for this. ‘Waterfalls’ is my jam.
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Do you think you like to munch box because your...
Do you think you like to munch box because your last name is Munsch, or is....
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I could actually handle that you&# 39; re built like a...
I could actually handle that you're built like a Thai lady boy but what I can't..
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Ok someone turn me into Jada Pinkett Smith – ex...
Ok someone turn me into Jada Pinkett Smith – ex Kappa president
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And I know you think sororities are some kind of...
And I know you think sororities are some kind of like, magical sisterhood, but...
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Predatory Lez. Real name: Mac or Butch or...
Predatory Lez. Real name: Mac or Butch or something. - Chanel
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It stands for sexually transmitted diseases which...
It stands for sexually transmitted diseases which means it's transmitted sexually
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Does it look like the 4 of us are about to have...
Does it look like the 4 of us are about to have sex right now Chanel #5? - Chanel
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“ Ok, Pissy Spacek.” – Chanel to Grace
“Ok, Pissy Spacek.” – Chanel to Grace
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I&# 39; m going to ask one more time, will you please...
I'm going to ask one more time, will you please speak up? - Deaf Taylor Swift
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Are you screaming or singing? - Deaf Taylor Swift
Are you screaming or singing? - Deaf Taylor Swift
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It’ ll be fun, like a Friends episode… but...
It’ll be fun, like a Friends episode… but someone’s trying to murder all
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Is this scotch? It’ s 10AM? – Wes
Is this scotch? It’s 10AM? – Wes
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Maybe we can drop the baby off in front of the...
Maybe we can drop the baby off in front of the emergency room, and then run away,
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You don’ t have to go back 20yrs to find someone...
You don’t have to go back 20yrs to find someone the sisters here pissed off....
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He&# 39; s your gay bro who who has a big old broner for...
He's your gay bro who who has a big old broner for you! - Chanel to Chad
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Private like the parts of a man that you like...
Private like the parts of a man that you like puting in your mouth? – Chanel
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Accepting a gay will hurt the house, and he&# 39; s...
Accepting a gay will hurt the house, and he's gonna steal all of our expensive...
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Sorry, you&# 39; re just like, super attractive. - Gigi...
Sorry, you're just like, super attractive. - Gigi meeting Wes
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I was just hanging with your daughter in there. I...
I was just hanging with your daughter in there. I was like “What’s he doing?"
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I&# 39; m about to smack you so hard, your tampon&# 39; s...
I'm about to smack you so hard, your tampon's going to pop out. - Zayday
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I&# 39; m gonna go to my room for a sec to fetch some...
I'm gonna go to my room for a sec to fetch some white eyeliner so I can write....
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You just said that you think that the killer is up...
You just said that you think that the killer is up there, and that's where you...
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&# 34; SLUTS WILL DIE&# 34; - written on wall as message from...
"SLUTS WILL DIE" - written on wall as message from killer to Kappas
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Chanel, ever since I broke up with you, I banged,...
Chanel, ever since I broke up with you, I banged, like, 50 chicks. – Chad
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If any of you die while protecting a sister, you...
If any of you die while protecting a sister, you get to skip the rest of hell wee
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 laylastepford posted over a year ago
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Shondell, why you got a knife...
laylastepford picked Shondell, why you got a knife in your throat?! – Denise:
Completed quotes from above:
Do you think you like to munch box because your last name is Munsch, or is.... that just a coincidence?” – Chanel to Dean Munsch

I could actually handle that you're built like a Thai lady boy but what I can't... stand is that you think you're my heir apparent. - ex Kappa president to Chanel

And I know you think sororities are some kind of like, magical sisterhood, but... it's actually Game of Thrones once you pull back the veneer. - Wes to Grace

And I need you to stay popular, 'cause if you want to stay at the top of the... pieces of a** I'm getting, there's a criteria. - Chad to Chanel

It stands for sexually transmitted diseases which means it's transmitted sexually. - Chanel #5 to Chanel

It’ll be fun, like a Friends episode… but someone’s trying to murder all the friends. - Gigi

Maybe we can drop the baby off in front of the emergency room, and then run away,... and then we can just act like what’s-her-name died of natural causes. - Mandy

You don’t have to go back 20yrs to find someone the sisters here pissed off.... enough to go homicidal on us. – Chanel to Grace

Accepting a gay will hurt the house, and he's gonna steal all of our expensive... makeup and toiletries. - Chanel #5 about Boone

I was just hanging with your daughter in there. I was like “What’s he doing?" - Gigi to Wes

I'm gonna go to my room for a sec to fetch some white eyeliner so I can write.... legibly here on Zayday. – Chanel

You just said that you think that the killer is up there, and that's where you... want to go? – Denise to the girls

If any of you die while protecting a sister, you get to skip the rest of hell wee...k. - Chanel
posted over a year ago.
last edited over a year ago
 
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Shondell, why you got a knife...
laylastepford picked Shondell, why you got a knife in your throat?! – Denise:
This and...
"I am not missing ‘Waterfalls’ for this. ‘Waterfalls’ is my jam." - Grace's Mom
and... "And I need you to stay popular, 'cause if you want to stay at the top of the pieces of a** I'm getting, there's a criteria. - Chad to Chanel
and... "You guys, what do you think Taylor Swift is doing right now?" - Deaf Taylor Swift
and... "Private like the parts of a man that you like puting in your mouth?" – Chanel
and... I was just hanging with your daughter in there. I was like “What’s he doing?" - Gigi to Wes

Are my favorites. <3
posted over a year ago.
last edited over a year ago
 
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Shondell, why you got a knife...
nermai picked Shondell, why you got a knife in your throat?! – Denise:
I loved that moment of Denise, I think that it was then when she became one of my favourites! xD!
posted over a year ago.
 
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Shondell, why you got a knife...
laylastepford picked Shondell, why you got a knife in your throat?! – Denise:
^ Oh man, I loved her when she introduced herself and gave the rules.. It was confirmed for me when she said "You just said that you think the killer is up there and that's where you want to go?!" I also loved when Shondell scared her but brought burgers and Denise said something about her knowing she shouldn't do that "But if you do, I am glad you brought that Burger Shack!.... You know I want the double!" By the Shondell/Knife comment, I already thought she was amazing. Additionally, throwing Shondell out of the car made that line even more hilarious. I also loved when she came in out of breath after it happened just to cut off Chad from talking. I love this show<3
posted over a year ago.
 
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And I need you to stay...
ScorpionTDC picked And I need you to stay popular, 'cause if you want to stay at the top of the...:
As said before, Chad makes this show.

Can't believe the Shondell one is winning. That's by far the worst
posted over a year ago.
 
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Shondell, why you got a knife...
laylastepford picked Shondell, why you got a knife in your throat?! – Denise:
^ Wow. By far the worst? Even over "It’ll be fun, like a Friends episode… but someone’s trying to murder all the friends. - Gigi" or "Is this scotch? It’s 10AM? – Wes" or "You don’t have to go back 20yrs to find someone the sisters here pissed off.... enough to go homicidal on us. – Chanel to Grace" or "Sorry, you're just like, super attractive. - Gigi meeting Wes"?
posted over a year ago.