‘Scream Queens’ Premiere Eulogies: Saying Goodbye To Those We Lost 

Wed, September 23, 2015 10:55am EDT by Emily Longeretta

As Ryan Murphy warned, each week we will lose (at least) one of our favorites on ‘Scream Queens.’ So, each week, I’ll be writing my goodbyes to those murdered — and I have a feeling this could get creepy.

, you know that a murderer is on the loose at Kappa Kappa Tau: the red devil is officially taking over. So, who did we lose week one? Well unfortunately, it wasn’t 

Please bow your head for a moment of silence to remember the fallen 

Cause of death: Child birth, we think. Or she was murdered by this b-tch!

Best quote: I didn’t even know I was pregnant… I thought it was freshman 15.”

Best quote: “Someone turn me into Jada Pinkett Smith.”

Cause of death: Chanel burnt her face off in a frier.

Best quote: “I don’t know nothin’ bout birthin’ no babies.”

Cause of death: Live-tweeting. JK, she was stabbed multiple times by the devil in her room after wanting to go home.

Best quote: “I’ll see you ladies in bio. I have a colonic at 10.”

Cause of death: The red devil drove a lawn mower over her face.

There was also Nick Jonas‘ character Boone who the entire house believes is dead… but really, he’s just working with the red devil on this whole scheme. We don’t know how or when we’ll see him again, but he will be back! Which death shocked you the most, HollywoodLifers? Which were you most bummed about? Let us know!

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