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Summary:Sasori felt his head dizzy.There was a Deidara in the doorway,a Deidara in his bed,beside him and another brat...and another...8 Deidaras? What the hell? SasoDei

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After spending the previous night drinking and getting smashed with Deidara(even Sasori had to admit,that was fun),Sasori woke up,naturally, with a hell of a hangover. Oh, that,...

As they fled a large thud could be heard. “SHIT” Sasori gasped collapsing to his knees in mid-jump. A series of kunai were embedded in his back, as a dark figure appeared from the darkness. Deidara was finally coming to his senses, and knew what was going to happen. He knew it all too well. That promise. That one thing that bound him to Sasori, would have to be carried out. And he knew it. As much as it hurt, Deidara knew the outcome of everything.

“Fuck you Pein…” Sasori growled pulling the Kunai from his back, setting the healing blonde on the ground. He was dazed, only able to stare...

DeidaraPov- Sasori handed me a tray with a smile. we got are food and sasori headed to a table i paid for my food and headed towards him, then I heard a smooth but complaintent voice. "Well hellow pretty boy." I turnd around to see a boy with long black hair, with deep red sharingan eyes (that could littarly stare in to your soul) and traced by little stress lines, he was pretty hansome, and not in a gay way, im not gay! "Um he-hi un" i said a little shakily. He tilted his head and gave a little smirk "well arnt u a little girly looking, huh so whats your name pretty boy." Errr i hate when...

Deidara ran into the room giggling fiercely. “What are you doing Deidara?” Sasori asked. Deidara just kept giggling. He ran onto Sasori’s bed and jumped behind him. A screaming Itachi could be heard running in the hall of the Akatsuki hideout. “What did you do to Itachi?”
“All I did was eat some of the mochi that he left out… and the dango and some okonomiyaki. And 3 takoyaki balls un.” Deidara opened his mouth wide and showed this two hands palms open showing Sasori his 3 mouths.
“I see.” Sasori didn’t even look up from the puppet he was working on.
“What are you doing...