Fortunately, that entire site is not meant to be true. "Uncyclopedia" is a site that is meant to be "funny" and "sarcastic." I thought most of that was stupid though. Basically, it's not something to be worried about. It's not a real article.
That really pissed me off too. Especially when they said that she was trying to pass her daughter off as David Boreanaz's. Thats such a cruel thing to write about someone wether you like them or not. :(