theres defo no way russell would have a pad like quagmire,bit more taste.russells body is much better coz woman dont like skinny dudes,quags got muscles like knots in a midgees dingdong. but they must share the only two copies in the universe of the book of every chat-up line going and russell would also hang around with peter n friends to make him more gorge.oh yeah n he would've had meg by now for sure and lois-yes russell!
