Emmett's POV
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'You stupid mutt,' Rose snarled to Jacob. I sighed. Here again.
'Hé, Blondie, do you know how they call a blonde with brain?' Jacob laughed.
'Don't you dare to finish that sentence,' she snapped.
'A golden retriever,' Jacob laughed again.
'Get lost, disgusting dog.'
'Or what?' Jacob said. 'You gonna cry your sad tearless cry?'
'I'll kill you,' Rose shouted.
'Before you get the change I'll kill you,' Jacob winked at her.
'Before you get the change to touch me Emmett will finish you,' she hissed. 'Fido.'
I laughed in myself. We all knew that Jacob didn't have a change against...

Rosalie:"Enjoy Mongruel." Jacob:"Hey do you know what you call a blonde with a brain?" Rosalie:"Don't you finish that sentence!"Jacob:" A Golden Retriever!" Rosalie:" Urg!Don't you have anything better to do than ruin our lives?" Jacob" Nope. My schedule is clear until the day the Golden Retriever dies." Rosalie:"Maybe I should just kill you myself." Jacob:"Renesmee wouldn't like that." Rosalie:"She'll get over it if I tell her you jumped off a cliff." Jacob:"She wouldn't beleive that." Rosalie:"Well then she will just have to get over it." Jacob:"I'd love to see you try." Rosalie:"No you wouldn't...