Roalie Cullen

1. Whenever you get a papercut, and it's bleeding, wave your hand around in Carlisle's face saying, "you know you waaaaaaant some."

2. Sneak into Edward's room and redecorate it, including rearranging his CDs

3. Provoke the Volturi and blame it on Jasper

4. Randomly yell "GODDAMMIT!" and whenever one of them asks what happened, say "nooothhinngg' >> with shifty eyes.

5. Give Emmett a teddy bear for his birthday

6. Invite Jacob Black over....

7....including Quil and Embry

8. Put some fake fangs in your mouth and put ketchup on them (for the blood) and run around going "Rawr Ima vampire! Rawr!...

1) It takes Rosalie a long time to figure out what she wants to make of herself, once she has ceased to be the daughter, socialite, fiancée; perhaps that is why fate has given her an eternity to come to terms with her conflicting desires. In that regard, she remains very human, even when her heart stops beating and lies still inside her chest and her youthful blushes fade forever from her cheeks. She is fickle, petulant, wanting what she cannot have, what always will be just beyond her grasp. She’s had her chance at life, and the thought stings: what did she do that actually mattered, to...

3: Cry Little Sister

Rosalie and Alice had finished hunting and were slowly walking through the forest, a good 100, 150 miles from home. Alice turned her head to the darkening sky and tilted it carefully, listening almost. “It’s going to rain soon” she said, looking at Rosalie.
“What a surprise” she muttered, keeping her eyes forward. Alice sighed and Rosalie untied and retied her long blonde hair for what had to be the millionth time that day. “Ready?” she asked Alice, stopping and getting ready to run. She nodded and just before they were to take off, they heard a long high...

Emmett's POV
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'Jasper!' Alice shrieked. 'I hate you!' she growled before she lunged for his throat.

'That's enough!' Rosalie suddenly screamed. She walked over towards and Alice and slapped her hard across her face. 'What's wrong with you?'

'Babe, please,' I grabbed Rosalie's hand and pulled her softly towards me. 'Violence is no option. Alice isn't herself.'

'But she's hurting Jasper!' Rosalie whispered. 'I can't stand it when somebody hurts him. We promised each other that we will protect each other no matter what. I'm just trying to protect him.'

'Rosalie's right,' we both looked...