Hope you like it tavettes! I've done everyone single couple i can think of. :)

Telemira on daimon:
Telemira: Yeah, daimons wonderful and all, but whats with the scarf?????
Daimon on telemira:
Daimon: Yep, tina's awesome and all that, but whats with the purple highlights in her hair????

Veevee on pyshimar (To the tune of katy perry's "I kissed a girl":
Veevee (singing): I kissed a tiger! And i liked it! the taste of the chocolate i stole from him!
I kissed a tiger! Just to try it, hope jessie dont mind it!
Pyshimar on veevee:
Veevee: Hey' what ya' doing? (sat down beside him)
Pyshimar: Oh, sueing zade.
Veevee: Your sueing your little brother???
Pyshimar: He copied my mohawk! And i have that copyrighted for £500! And once i sue him, MOHAWK WORLD DOMINATION SHALL BE MINE! Mwhahahaha! :D
Veevee: Ok then.....(Note to self: dump pyshimar.)

Chloe on elvis:
Elvis: Hi chloe! (heart beats out of his chest like in cartoons)
Chloe: ur...you might wanna see a doctor about that.....
Elvis: 0h, im sorry--its a---ur....medical condition! (Leaves)
Elvis on chloe:
Elvis: Hi chloe...I have something to ask you
Chloe: what?
Elvis: Will you go on a d-
Chloe: (Coughs n-n-noooo! coughs!) Sorry, what was that?
Elvis: Um...like i was gonna say, would you like to go on a dat-
Chloe: (Coughs dd-d-dreeem on! coughs) Sorry, cant hear you. Repeat.
Elvis: Ur, maybe if you listened you'll hear me say something important! On friday theres this screening at the movie and i was wondering wheather we coul-
(Discorda passes and: (Hiccup! You wish! hiccup)
Elvis: OH COME ON!!!

Ember on mark:
Ember: So....Your into stupid-evil-mitzi-bullies-now-who-probably-just-leave-you-for-the-next-cute-boy-she-sees. I understand.
Mark on ember:
Mark: Ember, im dumping you!
Ember: How could you mark? Wew were meant to be together!
Mark: Wait a sec! (Reads script marked "Tav script") (Reading) So now im meant to go off ith mitzi and act evil????
Ember: Hey! Thats not in the script! Your meant to say "Mwhahahaha, i shall rule the world, leaving poor ember, sad and lonely" Havnt you been rehearshing?
Mark: This script is beyond me! I was under a spell!
Ember: Yeah well, pandawinx and ember89 decided i'll be better with pyshimar so deal with it!

Ember on pyshimar:
Ember: (Kisses him) Hmm...somehow i think veevee wont be too happy about this.
Veevee: (Right next to her and FUMING with rage)
Pyshimar on ember:
Pyshimar: Really? Im sure veevees cool with it. (veevee: Holding up a sign saying: DARN YOU with an arrow pointing to pyshimar)
Pyshimar: Aw, thanks vee, you made a sign for us! (smiles)

Zakkalise on ittori:
Zakkalise: I first realised i was in love with ittori, when i learnt he had a pet lama! It was love at first sight!
Itori on zakkalise:
Itori: I first realised i was in love with Zal, was when i saw her beautiful, smiling face.

Isabella on flavio:
Isabella: How come we get hardly any action on the roleplay???
Flavio on isabella:
Flavio: (shrugs) Beats me.

Rani on jake:
Rani: (Hugs jake) yyou are so sweet!
Jake: Thats probably just the perfume ive been wearing- i-i mean, thanks...(Goes shifty eyed)
Jake on rani:
Jake: (Stealing her perfume) Dont tell rani!

Miele on ross:
Miele: I hear ross is writing a poem on me! How lovely! I bet its beautiful!
Ross on miele:
Ross: Ive been writing a poem on miele, what do you readers think?:
"You are lovely just like oranges..." (stop) Zac, what rythmes with oranges?
Zac: Shut up! I perparing for my sketch with musera!

Musera on zac:
Musera: Im sorry zac, but i just cant get over jake...we'll have to be friends for now. Your not upset, are you?
zac: (Crying, violins playing around him, wailing woe is me) Nah, im cool with that.
Zac on musera:
Ross: Zac!!! What rythmes with orange? I really need to know!
Zac: Quiet ross! Im doing my sketch now!
Ross: But i really, really, really need to know!
Zac: Aw, great now you wasted all my slot, i hope your happy! And nothing rythmes with orange by the way.
Ross: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buuke on shade:
Shade: Would you like to dance with me, princess buquet?
Buuke: sure! wait a sec! (puts on gloves, puts peg on nose, and puts bar of soap in her pocket) Now we can dance!
Shade: ???
Shade on buquet:
Shade: And i think she has a irrational fear of males! Its like we're evil!
Doctor: I see....So thats why she put a peg on her nose when i asked to dance with her!

Vibbie on pyshimar:
Vibbie: Hello pyshimar. How are things with veevee and ember?
Pyshimar: (Sighes) Just read the sketch "Ember on pyshimar" and you'll find out.
Pyshimar on vibbie:
Pyshimar: whos vibbie again???
Vibbie: Ur...im the girl you got pregnant!
Pyshimar: Oh, i remember you!
Vibbie: (death stare)

Vibbie on cozmos:
Vibbie: Well, i asked for a prince charming- and i got a madman. perfect.
Cozmos on vibbie:
Cozmos: (With a saucepan on his head and a straight jacket on) A lo of people think im crazy...but i dont believe that. now if you excuse me im off to enjoy my redfountain maths classes!
pandawinx: Wow, i really did design him crazy!

The end! hope you enjoyed and please note that these are just joke and no offence should be taken.
thanks, pandawinx. :)