Richard Castle

Kate: Are you here to annoy me?
Castle: I'm here for the story.

Castle: That's too easy. The reader would never buy it.
Kate: This isn't one of your books, Castle. Out here, we find a guy standing over a body with a gun, he's usually the guy who did it.

Esposito: (about Castle) The man's got the Mayor on speed dial. The rich really are different.
Kate: You want him? He's yours.
Esposito: A control freak like you with something you can't control? No, no, that's gonna be more fun than Shark Week.

(Castle asked Beckett for photos of the murders)
Castle: I'm not asking for the bodies. Just the pictures....