Rigby ate Mordecai

"Alright then,prove it.",Mordecai said."What do you mean by that?",Rigby asked cautiously."I mean talk to her.",Mordecai answered."Okay,whatever.",Riggby said carelessly."RIGHT NOW.",Mordecai specified,causing Rigby to freeze and gulp loudly."Come on dude,prove it.Prove it.",Mordecai said.rigby started shaking a bit and he started to sweat."Dude,come on-"Mordecai was interrupted when Rigby passed out and fell out of his chair."RIGBY!"Margaret came rushing over."What happened?"Margaret asked worriedly."Ugh..I don't know what his problem is.He's just faking it,I KNOW he is!",Mordecai said.A canary...

"Oh no! Are you serious!?" HFG said in shock. "Uh huh. It gets cut of tomorrow." Ginger said with a sigh. "So... Your getting your whole tail cut of?" MM asked. "No. It's just the part that's infected. Not my whole tail." Ginger replied sadly. "Oh... Are you scared?" MM asked. "More like sad." Ginger said, her eyes watering. HFG held Ginger's hand. "It's okay. I'll be there for you." HFG said with a smile. "You will?" Ginger said, her tail wagging softly. "I'll totally be there! Anything for you! I won't let you down! I promise!" "Ooooooooooooo!!! Look who's in luvy duvy city over here!" MM...

Mordecai and Rigby sat on the couch playing another video game. They both pressed buttons rapidly, staring at the screen, concentrating. Rigby hits Mordecai with a strong Peacock Kick in the head.
'KNOCKOUT!!' Flashes on the screen.
"Aww, man!" Mordecai says, standing up. "I was soo close that time!" "Yeah," Says Rigby, "so close to LOSING! HA!" He jumps up and does a celebratory dance. "Whatever." Mordecai says. "I let you win anyway." "Yeah right! I SOOO beat you!" Their argument carried on for a few minutes, until Benson walked in with an arm full of papers. "Mail day!" He exclaimed. "Let's...