(Coffee Shop)
"Dude, you smell that!" Rigby said sniffing the air. "By 'that' do you mean you!" Mordecai said smirking, "HEY!" Rigby said, clearly affended. "Haha, just kiddin' but seriously, i dont smell anything." Mordecai said looking around. "Hey guys, whats up?" Margret said as she walked closer to Mordecai and Rigby. "I wanna know whats up with that smell, because it smells- good." He said, still smelling the air, "OH! THAT smell, we ordered waffles because costomers wanted some." Rigby liiked at Mordecai, and Mordecai looked at Rigby. There eyes got really big. "Waffles?" They said in a trance, "Yeah, you guys want some?" The nodded, slowly, as she walked away, they started singing, "What-What-WAFFLES! What-What-What-WAFFLES!" Margret came back carrying two plates and on them, were golden, crispy waffles. Mordecai snd Rigby sat there with a fork in one ghand and a knife in the other.
"Now wait, dude! Everytime we try to due something, it cause chaos." Mordecai said pausing before he ate, "What are you talking about!" Rigby said in shock, Mordecai started counting with his fingers, "Snowballs the Ice Monster, The Pshco Hot Dogs, The Were-Skunk, The Stupid Hat that put you in a coma, The Magic Keyboard, The Flying Baby Dudes, Giant Bearded Face, Benson Blowing a Fuse, and more, but i don't have enough fingers!" He said. "So what are you sayin' that the waffle is gonna be poisoned or something!" Rigby said, he knew Mordecai was right, and, it sucked. "For all we know it could be... But probably not. But go on ahead, eat the waffles. But Im- DUDE!" Rigby had practicly eaten all of his waffle, and he ate Mordecai's, Rigby turned, "GIMME WAFFLES!" He said, his pupils were huge and he was soaked in syrup. "AAAHH! DUDE, what the heck is wrong with you!" Mordecai screamed, "MARGRET! WHAT WAS IN THOSE WAFFLES!" He said, not taking his eyes off the zombie Rigby. "Why do you- Oh My GOD!" Margret saw Rigby and passed out. "Oh no! Gotta fing Skips." Mordecai said and ran to the park.
"SKIPS!" He called, Skips was underneath a golf cart when he got there, "What is it, you didn't blow anything up did ya?" Skips asked. at first, he thought Skips was joking. Then he relized, he was dead serious. "No, no, not really. But Rigby ate a butt-load of waffles-" Skips finished his sentence. "- and turned into a zombie, but instead of brains, he wants waffles." Mordecai thought about how Skips knew, Skips read him mind. "It's all over the News." He turned the T.V. on. A lady spoke, "Crazy zombie attack, but strangly, its not brains this zombie wants, its waffles." He switched the T.V. off. "We need eggs." Skips said, "But Rig-" Mordecai once again was cut off, "I know he's allergic, but the allergic reaction will get him in a coma and turn back into a raccoon again!"
To Be Continued...
"Dude, you smell that!" Rigby said sniffing the air. "By 'that' do you mean you!" Mordecai said smirking, "HEY!" Rigby said, clearly affended. "Haha, just kiddin' but seriously, i dont smell anything." Mordecai said looking around. "Hey guys, whats up?" Margret said as she walked closer to Mordecai and Rigby. "I wanna know whats up with that smell, because it smells- good." He said, still smelling the air, "OH! THAT smell, we ordered waffles because costomers wanted some." Rigby liiked at Mordecai, and Mordecai looked at Rigby. There eyes got really big. "Waffles?" They said in a trance, "Yeah, you guys want some?" The nodded, slowly, as she walked away, they started singing, "What-What-WAFFLES! What-What-What-WAFFLES!" Margret came back carrying two plates and on them, were golden, crispy waffles. Mordecai snd Rigby sat there with a fork in one ghand and a knife in the other.
"Now wait, dude! Everytime we try to due something, it cause chaos." Mordecai said pausing before he ate, "What are you talking about!" Rigby said in shock, Mordecai started counting with his fingers, "Snowballs the Ice Monster, The Pshco Hot Dogs, The Were-Skunk, The Stupid Hat that put you in a coma, The Magic Keyboard, The Flying Baby Dudes, Giant Bearded Face, Benson Blowing a Fuse, and more, but i don't have enough fingers!" He said. "So what are you sayin' that the waffle is gonna be poisoned or something!" Rigby said, he knew Mordecai was right, and, it sucked. "For all we know it could be... But probably not. But go on ahead, eat the waffles. But Im- DUDE!" Rigby had practicly eaten all of his waffle, and he ate Mordecai's, Rigby turned, "GIMME WAFFLES!" He said, his pupils were huge and he was soaked in syrup. "AAAHH! DUDE, what the heck is wrong with you!" Mordecai screamed, "MARGRET! WHAT WAS IN THOSE WAFFLES!" He said, not taking his eyes off the zombie Rigby. "Why do you- Oh My GOD!" Margret saw Rigby and passed out. "Oh no! Gotta fing Skips." Mordecai said and ran to the park.
"SKIPS!" He called, Skips was underneath a golf cart when he got there, "What is it, you didn't blow anything up did ya?" Skips asked. at first, he thought Skips was joking. Then he relized, he was dead serious. "No, no, not really. But Rigby ate a butt-load of waffles-" Skips finished his sentence. "- and turned into a zombie, but instead of brains, he wants waffles." Mordecai thought about how Skips knew, Skips read him mind. "It's all over the News." He turned the T.V. on. A lady spoke, "Crazy zombie attack, but strangly, its not brains this zombie wants, its waffles." He switched the T.V. off. "We need eggs." Skips said, "But Rig-" Mordecai once again was cut off, "I know he's allergic, but the allergic reaction will get him in a coma and turn back into a raccoon again!"
To Be Continued...
After that Mordecai felt great and wanted Margaret to be with him forever. He and Margaret dated for three months so far. When it was around winter Mordecai would lovingly hold her hand and give her a kiss. He opened the door for her and said goodbye. Margaret stopped him and asked him if he would come over for Christmas. "Well why wouldnt I?" Mordecai kissed her and said goodbye.
When Mordecai arrived at the park he felt a sudden chill. He was freezing and as a bird he wouldnt be able to live in the cold climate. He hurried inside and made a fire. Rigby and all the others were drinking hot chocolate. "Hey Margarets husband." said Rigby. "Ugh, stop!" Mordecai yawned. "You tired dude?"asked Rigby."Yeah, I better head off to bed." And he did.
When Mordecai arrived at the park he felt a sudden chill. He was freezing and as a bird he wouldnt be able to live in the cold climate. He hurried inside and made a fire. Rigby and all the others were drinking hot chocolate. "Hey Margarets husband." said Rigby. "Ugh, stop!" Mordecai yawned. "You tired dude?"asked Rigby."Yeah, I better head off to bed." And he did.
