Random A witch has put a lame curse on you for life. What's your curse?

Pick one:
You become a swaggot for life. You lose all your friends and family.
You become the opposite gender and any clothes you wear disintegrates.
Any food you touch becomes the food you hate the most with 10x the taste.
All the bugs within 10 miles around you is attracted to you.
Any thought you have will be said out loud.
Whenever you meet a person, you must always call him/her a noob.
Your mom gets stitched on the side of your head and nags in your ears 24/7
Every animal you meet will hate and bite you (including humans)
You look like your favorite character (no skills), but always stalked by fans.
 EgoMouse posted over a year ago
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