1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.
She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.
The blonde replies "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail"
2.Why did the blond cross the road?
I dont know.
Neither did the blond.
3.A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
4.A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below,...
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