I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, showing Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.
Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 Magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing his gun at the bank robber as he begins to sing* I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots? Or only five? Well to tell you the truth I kinda lost track myself. After all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world. And it could blow your head clean off. *Waits a few seconds* You gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do you punk? Do you punk?
The song fades away as the bank robber grabs his shotgun
Bank Robber: Fuck this. *Shoots himself in the mouth*
Irvin Kershner: Perfect. Now you go to Chicago, and get ambushed by a guy in a black suit.
Frank Sinatra: Wrong film. That doesn't happen until 1980.
Irvin Kershner: Well, uh...then you go to Florida. Then meet a midget in a swamp who teaches you how to carry...rocks. With your mind!
Frank Sinatra: That also doesn't happen until 1980. You know what? I'm just gonna go get shitfaced and kill Scorpio with a bottle of scotch.
And there you have it. With a lot of singing, and drunk action scenes, this is what Dirty Harry would have been if Frank Sinatra was the star, instead of Clint Eastwood. Goodbye everyone.
Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 Magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing his gun at the bank robber as he begins to sing* I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots? Or only five? Well to tell you the truth I kinda lost track myself. After all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world. And it could blow your head clean off. *Waits a few seconds* You gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do you punk? Do you punk?
The song fades away as the bank robber grabs his shotgun
Bank Robber: Fuck this. *Shoots himself in the mouth*
Irvin Kershner: Perfect. Now you go to Chicago, and get ambushed by a guy in a black suit.
Frank Sinatra: Wrong film. That doesn't happen until 1980.
Irvin Kershner: Well, uh...then you go to Florida. Then meet a midget in a swamp who teaches you how to carry...rocks. With your mind!
Frank Sinatra: That also doesn't happen until 1980. You know what? I'm just gonna go get shitfaced and kill Scorpio with a bottle of scotch.
And there you have it. With a lot of singing, and drunk action scenes, this is what Dirty Harry would have been if Frank Sinatra was the star, instead of Clint Eastwood. Goodbye everyone.
Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls show that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little chocolate sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, Rainbow Bitch and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
So today we're talking about the little girls show that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little chocolate sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, Rainbow Bitch and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
Haaaiiii.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but you pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but you pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.