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#10: TRIXIE'S FUNHOUSE:
This is at the bottom of my list, because its not nearly as bad as people say it is.
By this point, I am use to hearing stories about rape.
I review bad Alpha and Omega stories.
And the stories involved have everything from incest to turning cute characters into out of control sluts. MLP fairs no better sadly.
And I usually know what I'm getting myself into.
Truth is, Trixie is kinda attractive for pony, and the pervert side of me would probably 'let' her do such things to me.
But, we can't ALL be freaks like me, so. I guess I would recommend NOT reading this story, ever!

#9: MR HANKY:
It's sad that I have to put South Park on this list. But as Cartmen says "a talking poo is where I draw the line".

#8: THEY PUSHED HER:
I've changed a lot from my childhood, I use to be scared of anything and everything. But as my body matured, so has my scare meter. I am rarely scared of anything, espically creepypastas. But this one marks one of the few to actually get to me..
It tells the story of Carmen Winstead, a drifter who is constantly bullied. But the bullies take things a step to far when they push her down a well, it was meant to just be a prank, but they are shocked to realize that they accidently killed the poor girl.
Anyway, due to being a creepypasta, obviously Carmen's ghost returns to haunt them.
The girls began getting mysterious e mails saying "they pushed her" and it never says who it's from.
It reminds me of the Simpsons Halloween episode, where they accidently run over Flanders and there house gets covered in mysterious messages, all saying "I saw you do it"..
Anyway. The story says that Carmen lives in the sewers, and comes out of the toliet and shit like that, and the bullies died in the most horrible ways you could imagine, and Carmen still lives there, acting like the modern day boogeyman.. "waiting".

#7: BONG GHOST:
Some time ago my friend Nick Crieg (WindWakerGuy430) introduced me to a creepypasta comic.
It didn't at all scare me the first time, guess I didn't read it properly. But the second time.. Wow. That pop out is... Effective.

#6: TWO GIRLS ONE CUP:
I don't know why the fuck I looked this up in the first place, I guess I was just curious about why it's always being mocked by the media. Anyway. Even though I admit I "purposely" watched porn before. But this one still managed to scar me for life..

#5: RAPEPLAY:
Your never believe a game like this excists, but it dose.
The plot of the game is LITERARY to kidnap and rape people. And rape them GOOD.

#4: RING AROUND THE ROSIE:
We all the know the old nursery rhyme.
But the truth of it is is horrible.
As its secretly telling about the WW2 black plage, and the so called 'ring around the Rosie' is the deadly results of the sickness. And there skins become blackened from ashes on the streets while the other stuff is also happening. And, in the end, the victims "all fall down" killed by what was happening to them.

#3: CHILLER:
Both this game and RapePlay are from the time of ANGRYVIDEOGAMENERD So I never personally played either of them.
But your inside a torture room, snd the only goal of the game, is torturing the victim in every way possible.
The worst part of both Chiller and RapePlay, is that it's simply for the players "pleasure".

#2: RIGHT NOW, MUSIC VIDEO:
By now, everyone knows about my amount of enjoyment toward Korn song. Right now is the first I heard from them.
This time I DO remember how I found them, I was watching the video "Gilda wants you to shut up" because I wanted to see more videos from "misterdavie" because I always had enjoyment from his video CUPCAKES/GET READY TO DIE:
And when I watched Gilda Wants you to shut up, I was told the song involved in the video was, you guessed it. KORN-RIGHT NOW, and I was courious about it, so looked it up. And you can probably guess it from there.
Anyway. You ever wonder why I NEVER post the music video.
I'll tell you why.
It's a bunch of scenes from some show called "Loyd's Lunchbox", and there's no plot of either the show or the music video. It's just him finding stomach curling ways of harming himself, I can barely watch the first five seconds of it..

#1: JEFFREY DAHMER:
I could of just as easily put HH Homes or Jacktheripper. But oh well..
The reason this is number one is because. It ain't just some creepypasta. It's a TRUE story.
Being gay is one thing.
But his idea of loving someone is similar to Pinkimena from cupcakes.
Murdering them, and then eating the body so they will "forever be with him".
The man 'was' caught eventually, and, as the show I was givin the death penalty..
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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as you are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let you see us cry, unless we want you to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if you are interested. But we will later deny it or make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot or sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for you (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if you don't like what we wear...
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found this on the web:


10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did you get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...
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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make you tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with you when you're with your friends.

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11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...
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I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask you say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing shirt sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...
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Okay! Hi! I'm AzulaFanboi (A TOTAL NEWB) and thought I would start things off with a BANG and lay out how much of a FREAK I am. I am a pansexual male soooo... yeah this might get a little weird. lol
These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.

P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). You may see some crossovers! XD




100.    Shunsuke...
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We're all familiar with the term damsel in distress and we usually think about a female character that's tied to the train tracks by a villain with a curly-q mustache, and has to be saved by the dashing hero. I wonder where the idea first came from. We've always seen this with female characters because female damsels in distress have been around since the dawn of literature itself. However, during the mid or late 1900's, we've discovered that there are male characters that have to constantly be saved as well. What's the term for male damsel's in distress? There isn't one, even though some people...
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Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him or erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If you want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go forward when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...
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By a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much more successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why Fred and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
14)...
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