1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying or you'll get some action faster than a pit bull on a t-bone.
2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all you want even if she is the kind who will out chug you in beer and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.
3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names you never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.
4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.
5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get you in trouble.
6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" or "Carnation Instant Bitch".
7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.
8. Dummy - girlfriends don't respond well to this name just like they don't respond well to the 3 Stooges. Use this if you want to lose her.
9. Dumpling - is one of those tricky cute names to call your girlfriend since guys will thinks it's fine, but females will think you're making a comment about their weight.
10. Fruit Loop - may sound innocent at first, but the more you call her this, the more she'll take it that you think she's mentally unstable.
11. Gorgeous - most girlfriends will not only be Okay with this, they will not be able to get enough of this.
12. Goobers - do you really want to go there?
13. Honey Bunch - is a name that is sugary but not too much so and can be used on occasion especially at breakfast time.
14. Kitten - some girlfriends will adore this name while other will recoil. It's a judgment call here so if the shoe fits wear it.
15. Lamb Chop - at first glance seems fine, but when you think about it you're comparing your girlfriend to the slaughtering of an innocent little animal. Might as well shoot Bambi while you're at it.
16. Lover Girl - is a decent cute name to call a girlfriend and isn't too sugary to make most recoil.
17. Love Lumps - if you don't want hot soup poured all over your lap then don't use this one.
18. Main Squeeze - this is generally considered a cute name for a girlfriend although you could be unconsciously calling her a Cold Frosty.
19. Monkey Butt - if you know what is good for you, put this one on the shelf and only tell it to your therapist.
20. Sexyness - this one should be reserved for private occasions like a Valentine's Day dinner or her birthday. If you use this you know you'll be getting some later.
There you have it, a top 20 list of cute names to call your girlfriend. Read it and weep. Or read it and laugh. Or at least read it and take it to heart. Using a cute name for your girlfriend can be dangerous territory for a guy. A bad name can send her off crying or it can send her into interrogation mode.
A good cute name however, can send your girlfriend (and you) to the Promised Land. Use this list wisely and please no wagering.
Source:
link]http://www.meaningofnames.biz/cute-names-girlfriend.htm[/url][/url]
2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all you want even if she is the kind who will out chug you in beer and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.
3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names you never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.
4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.
5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get you in trouble.
6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" or "Carnation Instant Bitch".
7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.
8. Dummy - girlfriends don't respond well to this name just like they don't respond well to the 3 Stooges. Use this if you want to lose her.
9. Dumpling - is one of those tricky cute names to call your girlfriend since guys will thinks it's fine, but females will think you're making a comment about their weight.
10. Fruit Loop - may sound innocent at first, but the more you call her this, the more she'll take it that you think she's mentally unstable.
11. Gorgeous - most girlfriends will not only be Okay with this, they will not be able to get enough of this.
12. Goobers - do you really want to go there?
13. Honey Bunch - is a name that is sugary but not too much so and can be used on occasion especially at breakfast time.
14. Kitten - some girlfriends will adore this name while other will recoil. It's a judgment call here so if the shoe fits wear it.
15. Lamb Chop - at first glance seems fine, but when you think about it you're comparing your girlfriend to the slaughtering of an innocent little animal. Might as well shoot Bambi while you're at it.
16. Lover Girl - is a decent cute name to call a girlfriend and isn't too sugary to make most recoil.
17. Love Lumps - if you don't want hot soup poured all over your lap then don't use this one.
18. Main Squeeze - this is generally considered a cute name for a girlfriend although you could be unconsciously calling her a Cold Frosty.
19. Monkey Butt - if you know what is good for you, put this one on the shelf and only tell it to your therapist.
20. Sexyness - this one should be reserved for private occasions like a Valentine's Day dinner or her birthday. If you use this you know you'll be getting some later.
There you have it, a top 20 list of cute names to call your girlfriend. Read it and weep. Or read it and laugh. Or at least read it and take it to heart. Using a cute name for your girlfriend can be dangerous territory for a guy. A bad name can send her off crying or it can send her into interrogation mode.
A good cute name however, can send your girlfriend (and you) to the Promised Land. Use this list wisely and please no wagering.
Source:
link]http://www.meaningofnames.biz/cute-names-girlfriend.htm[/url][/url]
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Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
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Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
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Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you love it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
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Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
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Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And swallow it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And show me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you love it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
Show me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And swallow it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while ago and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask you somethingand i want you to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how you feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi or Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask you somethingand i want you to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how you feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi or Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.