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TheLefteris24 said:
What the fuck did you just fucking ASKED me, you little cuck?
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the University of Kekistan, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret spammings on the Web, and I have over 12,858,051,967,633,865 confirmed kills. I am trained in the ways of Pepe and have become the top God in the entire Heavens through Championship in the Grand Lulz Tournament. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will insult the fuck out of you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with asking me that shit over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Fanpop and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Internet Connection. You’re fucking disconnected, Zippy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can troll you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare typing hands. Not only am I extensively trained in situations where a Meme War occurs, but also, I have access to an entire arsenal of sarcastic comments and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your dignity off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” question was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held yourself back before fucking spouting it out. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn troll in disguise. I will shitpost salt all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking banned, kiddo !!!!
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