When life____?

gives you life kill it with death.

... gives you hard times, you make hard house.

When life gives you Raptor Jesus, make Three Day Old Chinese Food

I used to do that but now I'm pregnant so I can't do anything fun. No coffee, no weed, no shooting, no soft cheese, no cleaning stables, nothing fun

When life gives you boats, sail on them endlessly.....

When life gives you extra time to do something, procrastinate and still leave all that work for the last minute. O.O

Gives you lemons, you suck it the f**k up and deal with whatever life throws at you but life is also full of wonder and surprises!