Tell me your best "Yo Mama joke".

To be honest, I'm not really a fan of these types of Jokes. I rarely find good ones that will actually make me laugh. There are two Pokemon related ones that have managed to crack me up.

Yo Mama's so fat, when she gets in the pool her Splash attacks actually do damage.

Yo Mama's so fat, she fell asleep and blocked Route 12 !!!!

I've got too many:

Yo Mama's so fat...when she was walking down the block she got arrest for carrying 10 pounds of crack!
Yo Mama's so poor...she eats cereal with a fork to save milk!
Yo Mama's so ugly One Direction went the other Direction!
Yo Mama's so stupid...she waited till Winter to get a bowl of chilli !
Yo Mama's so old...when I told her to act her age,she died!
Yo Mama's so ugly...she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Yo Mama's so short...she glides on a Dorito!

I have many. I used to use these on a regular back in middle school.

Yo mama so stupid she brought a bible to Church's Chicken.
Yo mama so hairy AND ugly, she inspired Wiwek to coin the term "jungleterror."

Yo mama so old she lives longer than Ninetales.

Yo mama so fat she evolves from Celesteela.

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama so stupid she gave birth to you.

Yo mama breath so hot its hotter than Azula's fire

Yo mama so fat she couldn't even fit in a Heavy Ball.

Yo mama so fat when she sat on Snorlax, it said "GET OFF ME, BITCH!"

I don't have to make a "yo mama" joke. Your mom's existence is already a joke.

Yo mama so stupid, she went to Emmy Rossum for vocal lessons.

Yo mama so savage, she asked Gerard Butler if Russell Crowe could give him vocal lessons.

Yo mama so fat that when God said 'Let there be light!', he asked her to move

Yo Mama's So Hilarious When She Sees Me Listening to Hip Hop/Rap Music

Your mama so ugly, people go as her for Halloween
Your mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money
Your mama so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone
Your mama so ugly, she makes unions cry
Your mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Your mama so ugly, when she tried to be a stripper, people gave her money to keep her clothes on
Your mama so stupid, she couldn't recognize her own reflection when she got new glasses and thought it was someone who broke into her house
Your mama so loose, she's been under more men than all the toilets in the world have
Your mama so stupid, she thinks STD means "Save the Dogs"
Your mama so old and ugly, she's considered living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the earth
Your mama so stupid, you can hear crickets in her head
Your mama so old, there were so many candles on her last birthday cake that the house burned down
Your mama so stupid, when she took a pregnancy test, she thought if it was blue it meant she was having a boy
Your mama so clumsy, the blind without a cane or a service dog have a better sense of direction than her

yo mama so stupid she decided to keep you

yo mama so obese her bmi is greater than 30

yo mama so blind she can't see why kids love the great taste of cinnamon toast crunch

My joke is:

Am watching you tube . Me - what is This?

" I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have.
Cause shrek is love , Shrek is Life-"
Blank face

No , no,No! Shrek is NOT love, Shrek is Not life !

That is a real Video! Type: shrek is love, Shrek is Life

( sorry, but I don't know what a yo mama joke is)