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By the year 2030 technology wasn't the only thing growing in Equestria, so was the sexism between mares, and stallions. It went so far that the genders of ponies killed each other. One pony however would not let them kill her. That pony was Rainbow Dash, and here's her story.
Hearts & Hooves day, 2030.
Stallion 54: Bring those mares over here.
Stallions: Move it.
Fluttershy: Bye Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash: See ya Fluttershy.
Stallion 54: Allright let's move.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, lets. *kicks Stallion*
Stallion 54: Asshole! Get her!
Stallion 33: Stop. *points gun* Or your dead!
Rainbow Dash: *puts up hooves*
The stallions brought Rainbow Dash into Manehattan where other Mares were being kept until they died. That's when Dash thought of her plan.
Rainbow Dash: I'm getting out of here.
Mare 45: How? There's no way to escape.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah well, ponies with glass ceilings should go fuck theirselves. *flies through ceiling*
Stallion 33: What happened?!
Mare: The ceiling broke.
Stallion 33: *kills mare* All units, we've got a mare that escaped!
Later at another part in Manehattan
Rainbow Dash: *flying fast* Fuck Stallions!
Roseluck: Yeah!
Vinyl Scratch: Go Rainbow Dash!
Bonbon: Kill some for me!
Lyra: And me!
Rainbow Dash: Will do.
Stallions: Shut the fuck up! All of you get back in line! I just saw Rainbow Dash. She's leaving Manehattan.
There was one place in Equestria where no ponies were being sexist. That place was San Franciscolt. Along the way Dash will encounter many ponies that want her dead, and others that will help her out.
It was a nice sunny day. Then Rainbow Dash flew by with two cars following her, while the ponies in the cars were shooting at her.
Stallion 42: Keep firing!
Stallion 88: I'm almost out of ammo!
Rainbow Dash: They've got good aim, but I make great turns.
Stallion 42: Stay on her!
While the stallions were chasing Rainbow Dash a green Mare named Jade saw what was happening.
Stallion 95: She's leaving the road!
Stallion 57: Keep following her!
Jade: *kicks car*
Stallion 95: We're flying. great *hits ground*
Stallion 42: Good thing that wasn't us.
Train engineer: *blows whistle*
Rainbow Dash: *flies past train*
Stallion 88: We're gonna hit the train!!
Stallion 42: *brakes* Oh, SHIT ASS BITCH FUCK BITCH ASS FUCK ASS SHIT FUCK ASS BITCH JUMP!! *hits train*
Rainbow Dash: Too much profanity if you ask me.
After being chased, Rainbow Dash got to Sweet Apple Acres. It was good to see Applejack, and her family. As well as knowing that she would be with ponies she could trust. But later that night.
Stallion 65: You're not even a pony. Why do you want to kill mares?
Griffon 4445: Remember how Rainbow Dash nearly killed our kind?
Stallion 65: I don't blame you.
Big Mac: What do y'all want?
Stallion 65: You got any mares here?
Big Mac: Nope.
Griffon 4445: Are you sure?
Big Mac: Eeyup.
Stallion 65: Let us check *pushes Big Mac*
Big Mac: No one pushes me, and gets away with it.
Griffon 4445: I found Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash: *wakes up* wha?
Big Mac: *kills griffon* Dash run!
Rainbow Dash: Oh jeez *flies off*
Stallion 65: Get back here! *fires gun*
Applejack: *breaks stallion's neck*
Applebloom: What happened here?
Applejack: Someone tried to kill Rainbow Dash sweetie.
Applebloom: Are you guys ok?
Big Mac: Eeyup. Now you go back to bed.
After what happened at Sweet Apple Acres, Rainbow Dash had to continue on her way to San Franciscolt, but tomorrow she would do something unexpected.
After escaping a near death situation Rainbow Dash was taking a nap in a cloud when she heard some ponies talking.
Stallion 43: I found her!
Rainbow Dash: Oh shit
Stallion 35: Get back here Fluttershy!
Fluttershy: I don't want you to kill me.
Stallion 43: Well I'm sorry.
Fluttershy: Someone help!
Stallion 43: *hits Fluttershy* Shut up!
Rainbow Dash: I'll help you.
Dash followed the ponies toward a slaughterhouse which was where the stallions were going to kill Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: Oh my.
Stallion 35: Nice isn't it? Don't worry we'll have one of these nice new machines rip you in half.
Rainbow Dash: Not on my watch. *hides*
Stallion 62: Easy with the box!
Stallion 89: Why don't you carry it if you're worried about the weapons?
Rainbow Dash: Now to save Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: Why do you want to kill all mares?
Stallion 43: Because we can.
Stallion 35: There's more of you then there are of us. We wanna change that.
Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy? Get over here.
Fluttershy: *walks*
Stallion 35: Where are you going?! *breaks Fluttershy's neck*
Rainbow Dash: D:
Stallion 43: Cremate her.
Stallion 35: Yes sir.
With one of her friends dead Rainbow Dash decided to leave the slaughter house.
Rainbow Dash: *opens door*
Stallion 71: I found Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash: But you won't catch me *flies away*
Stallion 71: *chases Rainbow Dash* Come on, I'm not gonna hurt ya.
Rainbow Dash: Then what's with the gun?
Stallion 71: so i can Shoot your head off *shoots gun*
Stallion 62: You almost caused an explosion!!
Stallion 71: Yeah well I'm chasing someone here.
Rainbow Dash: *goes right*
Stallion 71: Oh- *hits barrels*
The explosion not only killed several stallions, but made it easier for Rainbow Dash to escape. Next time however will not be so easy.
The sun was rising in Baltimare, as a few stallions were cleaning their house. Rainbow Dash was asleep in that building, and still is. She got there after Fluttershy was killed. But later on
Stallion 63: Lets go. Move it!
Celestia: You broke our wings. We can't move as fast as you.
Luna: You'll be sorry if you kill us.
Stallion 54: Just keep moving. Wait a minute.
Stallion 63: What is it?
Stallion 54: I just thought I saw Rainbow Crash.
Nice Stallion: uh oh.
Stallion 54: *tries to look through window*
Nerdy pony: Hey! Guess what? I just invented a new thing called Multiplying! It's like adding, but you get more, and it's much easier then-
Stallion 54: Get the fuck out of here!
Stallion 63: Did you find her?
Stallion 54: No, just my imagination.
Rainbow Dash: God that was close.
30 minutes later, Rainbow Dash continued on her journey to San Franciscolt.
Rainbow Dash: So many stallions. I better lay low.
Stallion 71: Can you get me some steal?
Stallion 59: There's some behind you.
Stallion 71: Oh, thanks.
Rainbow Dash: *flying high & slowly*
Stallion 18: I found Rainbow Dash!
Stallion 59: Excellent!
Stallion 71: Get down here!!
Rainbow Dash: No.
Stallion 18: Either you do, or we force you down. What's it going to be?
Rainbow Dash: *flies low*
Stallion 18: *points knife* Any last words?
Wonderbolts: From her? She's got a lot to say after we kill you.
Stallion 59: I am out of here *runs away*
Soarin: *shoots runaway*
Spitfire: *shoots explosive barrels killing other stallions.*
Rainbow Dash: Thanks you guys.
Spitfire: Were just returning the favor. Bye.
After being saved by the wonderbolts Dash tried to hang out with them, but was not able to. They were too busy, and left Rainbow Dash alone to continue her journey to San Franciscolt.
It was very hot in Equestria, and Rainbow Dash was tired. She was only 40 miles from San Franciscolt, but she saw something that made her stop. Half a mile ahead was a roadblock, formed by Snips & Snails.
Snails: No one is getting past.
Snips: And if any mares show up, we'll kill them.
Snails: I think I see Rainbow Dash over there.
Snips: Really? Let me see *looks through binoculars*
Snails: You're looking through them the wrong way.
Snips: I am? Well she just left anyway so I'm not sure what to so now.
Rainbow Dash was flying past the barricade without Snips or Snails noticing. Then she saw her brother.
Shredder: *driving past*
Colin: I don't see why stallions are trying to kill mares.
Ian: They're just sexist pricks.
Rainbow Dash: They're driving pretty fast toward that roadblock. *follows*
Colin: I think I just saw a sign.
Shredder: Oh really? Let's go faster.
Rainbow Dash: They're going too fast!
Ian: Did you hear something?
Shredder: Nope. What's that in front of us?
Ian: Looks like a roadblock with explosive barrels.
Colin: Shit man you better stop!
But when Shredder hit the brakes, nothing happened
Shredder: WE DON'T HAVE ANY BRAKES!!
Rainbow Dash: *slows down car*
Colin: Why are we stopping?
Shredder: Thank god, it's my sister.
Rainbow Dash: *stops car*
Snips: You nearly blew us up!!
Ian: Why did you set up a roadblock in the first place?
Shredder: Forget that dude. My sister just saved our lives. Where ya headin Dash?
Rainbow Dash: San Franciscolt.
Colin: So are we! Why don't we give you a lift?
Rainbow Dash: Aww yeah. A free ride with Green Hay.
After rescuing Shredder, and his band Rainbow Dash earned herself a free ride toward San Franciscolt. Will they make it all the way? I hope so.
It was a warm night in Las Pegasus as the sun was setting with a orange sky, and pink clouds. Shredder was still giving his sister a free ride toward San Franciscolt.
Ian: So why are you heading to San Fran?
Rainbow Dash: It's the only place in Equestria with no sexism.
Shredder: Well we should get there in at least 14 hours. Heck, we can even stop here and play cards.
Colin: How many bits do we have?
Shredder: I don't know like 40?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, lets not gamble.
Shredder: Well at least were in one of the greatest cities in Equestria.
Colin & Ian: true
They kept driving though Las Pegasus, and when they left the car got a flat tire.
Shredder: Well this can't be good.
Rainbow Dash: I should get going.
Colin: Why don't you stay?
Rainbow Dash: If I stay, then all four of us die.
Colin: Allright then.
Ian: Good luck Rainbow Dash
Rainbow Dash: *flies away*
Rainbow Dash was only ten miles from San Franciscolt when she heard the engine of a '69 corvette. Driving it was a hedgehog.
Sean: Hi Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Sean? I thought you weren't going to be here anymore.
Sean: Well Rarity, and Twilight told me that something wrong was happening, and I had to see how you were doing.
Rainbow Dash: Where are the others?
Stallion 56: I still don't know why were doing this.
Stallion 54: We find Rainbow Dash, and bring her to our boss then we get paid 500 bits. Keep looking.
Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy's still alive? I saw another pony break her neck.
Sean: I guess someone brought her back to life after that.
Stallion 54: Hey! Who's car is that? *points at corvette*
Drunk pony: I'm not a car. Piss off!
Stallion 56: It looks like Sean the hedgehog's.
Stallion 54: Hes' dating Rainbow Dash. We gotta kill 'em both.
Sean: We got company. *drives off*
Rainbow Dash: *flies away*
We were being followed by the two stallions, as both of us were doing 180.
Stallion 56: Get Sean first, then grab Dash!
Sean: *shoots gun*
Stallion 54: Return fire! *shoots tires*
Sean: Oh crap! *jumps out of car*
Rainbow Dash: Sean?!
Sean: DASH!!
Stallion 56: *kills me*
Stallion 54: Stupid mare! Give up!!
Rainbow Dash: No. I can fly, and you can't.
Stallion 54: Oh yeah? Well I'll get ponies that can fly!
Stallion 48: We're on it!
Stallion 65: *grabs Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: What the fuck?!
Stallion 48: *K.O's Dash*
The stallions were bringing her back to Manehattan, but they only drove a few miles when this happened.
Stallion 54: Of all the stupid ponies I've encountered. Rainbow Dash is No. 1
Stallion 56: You've said it. She'll never get to San Franciscolt now.
Rainbow Dash: (They think I'm asleep)
Stallion 54: And if she does escape those two pegasi know what to do.
Stallion 48: Yes we do.
Stallion 65: I think I just heard something.
Rainbow Dash: *flies out of trunk*
Stallion 54: She just ruined my Coltillac! Get her!!
Stallion 48 & 65: Yessir!
Rainbow Dash: You'll never get me *flies in a circle*
Stallion 48: What is she doing?
Stallion 54: She's behind us now.
Stallion 56: Slow down, I'm gonna shoot her.
Rainbow Dash: *pushes car*
Stallion 54: What the hell?!?
Stallion 56: STOP THE CAR!
Stallion 54: I'm trying!!
Rainbow Dash: Of all the stupid ponies I've ever encountered, it's you two cunts. *pushes car down cliff*
Stallions 54 & 56: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!! *hits bottom*
Stallion 65: Where are the others?
Stallion 48: Who cares? Stop her. Grab her! Throw her to the ground!
Stallion 65: I'm on it.
Not far away from them
delivery truck driver: I cannot believe I'm delivering 12 foallaris to a dealership.
Stallion 65: I almost got her!
Rainbow Dash: *avoids hooves*
Stallion 48: Try again!!
Stallion 65: *grabs Rainbow Dash*
Stallion 48: Pull her down!
Stallion 65: I can't!
Rainbow Dash: *flies faster*
DTD: What are those ponies doing?
Stallion 48: Pull her down. Do it!!
Stallion 65: She's going lower
Rainbow Dash: *flies over 300 miles an hour*
Stallion 65: *breaks wings* FUCK!
Stallion 48: I have to do everything don't I?
DTD: *honks horn*
Stallion 48: *grabs Rainbow Dash*
Stallion 65: Oh no.
Rainbow Dash: oh boy
DTD: Look out!!
Rainbow Dash: *does sonic rainboom causing a huge explosion blowing up the truck with Foallaris*
Realising she wouldn't win, Rainbow Dash killed herself crashing into the truck. The damage she caused costed nearly 45,000 bits. As the days went on, the sexism increased until Equestria started freezing due to the hatred caused by so many ponies. Then they all realized something, just because someone is a different gender then you doesn't mean you have to hate them. To me it doesn't matter the gender, just their mind.
A day after Dash's suicide
Rainbow Dash: Thanks for bringing us back to life Twilight.
Sean: Yeah, thanks.
Twilight: No problem you guys, but if it weren't for Jade I probably wouldn't have found you.
Rainbow Dash: Wait a minute, I remember you.
Jade: Yeah ah helped kill some ponies that were chasing you.
Sean: And I just finished making a story out of what just happened.
Rainbow Dash: Really? What's it called?
Sean: *shows book* The Pegasus That Wouldn't Quit.
My story became very popular, and ended the sexism between mares, and stallions. Now if you want to go fight someone just because they're a different gender then you, don't. There's no need for it, and it's pointless.
The End.
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