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"Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them." The fans pick: Good. 78% 22%

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not." - Kurt Cobain The fans pick: Good Good 100% Bad 0%

"Nobody cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy." -Cynthia Nelms The fans pick: :) :) 91% :( 9%

Sometimes happiness is a choice that requires effort. The fans pick: :) :) 86% :( 14%

Bushism: "I'm the commander...see, I don't need to explain...I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president." The fans pick: Ha! Ha! 60% Na. 40%

"He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see the good." - Jewish Proverb The fans pick: Good 94% 6%

"A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author." - G. K. Chesterton The fans pick: Good 91% 9%

"Chuck Norris might not know where you live, but he knows where you will die." The fans pick: Good. 54% 46%

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"We all deserve to die!" ~Sweeney Todd The fans pick: =) 85% 15%

"We need to counter the shockwave of the evildoer by having individual rate cuts accelerated and by thinking about tax rebates." -- Bush The fans pick: Na Na 76% Ha 24%

"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." - Groucho Marx The fans pick: Good 82% 18%

"We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, 'Please don't kill me.' Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't believe in magic." The fans pick: Good. 62% 38%

"You're only given a little spark of madness...You mustn't lose it." - Robin Williams The fans pick: Good. 85% 15%

"The grand essentials of happiness are something to do, something to love and something to hope for." -Allan K. Chalmers The fans pick: :) :) 88% :( 12%

Bushism: "Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?" The fans pick: Ha Ha 76% Na 24%

"It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education." - Albert Einstein The fans pick: Good 100% 0%

"Hold a true friend with both hands." - Nigerian Proverb The fans pick: Good 97% 3%

"Time has a wonderful way of showing us what really matters." The fans pick: Good Good 84% Bad 16%

Do you agree with "Imagination is more important than knowledge.''-Albert Einstein? The fans pick: I agree I agree 81% I don&# 39; t agree 19%

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away The fans pick: :) :) 94% :| 6%

Favorite Graffiti quote? Tied! God is not dead but alive and... 44% Is there life before death? 44%

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me . The fans pick: :) 63% 22%

Hard work never killed anybody..but why take a chance ? - Edgar Bergen The fans pick: good 88% 13%

"I would never become a member of a country club that would accept me as a member" -- Groucho Marx The fans pick: :) :) 81% :( 19%

"The darkest hour is that before dawn." - English Proverb The fans pick: Good 88% 13%

Do you think this is good? A girls heart should be so hidden in Gods embrace that a boy must go there to find it. The fans pick: YES 52% NOOOOO 48%

Don’t hit kids seriously they have guns now! The fans pick: :) 48% 32%

"Stars are litthe holes in Heaven's floor" - The Bucket list The fans pick: yay 65% 35%

Love- just like hate but someone gets candy. The fans pick: Yes 65% 35%

It is never too late to wonder what you'll be when you grow up. The fans pick: :) :) 87% :( 13%

"Since when was genius respectable?" -Elizabeth Barrett Browning The fans pick: :) :) 74% :( 26%

Bushism: "You're working hard to put food on your children." The fans pick: Ha. Ha. 77% Na. 23%

"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen." - Albert Einstein The fans pick: Good 97% 3%

"The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials." - Chinese Proverb The fans pick: Good 84% 16%

Everything will be ok in the end, if it's not ok, then it's not the end! The fans pick: good good 87% Bad 13%

A winner listens, a loser just waits untill it is their turn to talk. The fans pick: :) 57% 27%

Knowledge talks, wisdom listens. The fans pick: :) 63% 30%

Falling down is not defeat. Defeat is when your refuse to get up. The fans pick: :) 87% 13%

"If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us." - Hesse Herman. The fans pick: Interesting, but not always true... 55% 21%

Favorite Football Quote? The fans pick: Life is a game. Football is serious. Life is a game. Football is... 28% A great football player is... 14%

Men always want to be a woman’s first love - women like to be a man’s last romance. The fans pick: :) 83% 10%

Don’t look where you fall, but where you slipped. The fans pick: :) 66% 21%

Two paths diverged in a wood, and I- I took the path less traveled, and that has made all the difference. -Robert Frost The fans pick: Great! Great! 93% Not great. 7%

All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon the sand. ~ Ella Wheeler Wilcox The fans pick: :) 83% 17%

Save trees eat beaver The fans pick: not true not true 72% True 28%

"Half our time is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through trying to save." -Will Rogers The fans pick: :) :) 86% :( 14%

Favorite quote/icon out of these? The fans pick: i'd rather suffer in fantasy than live in reality. 29% 18%

Does my being half-naked bother you? The fans pick: Good Good 71% Bad 29%

Bella,would you please stop trying to take your clothes off? The fans pick: Haha...Nice! Haha... Nice! 68% I don&# 39; t like it. 32%

if you thought things couldn´t get worse... think again The fans pick: good 82% OK 14%

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." The fans pick: Good Good 96% Bad 4%

How does the world end? The fans pick: With a whimper With a whimper 61% With a bang 39%

"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." The fans pick: Good Good 75% Bad 25%

Remember, if you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns! The fans pick: :) 46% 39%

"'Parent' is a verb." -Richard G. Capen, Jr. The fans pick: :) :) 64% :( 36%

Favourite love quote? The fans pick: Lovers may die, but true love never dies. Lovers may die, but true love... 37% Love is an irresis- tible desire... 22%

Which quote is the best? The fans pick: In fairy tales, you meet Prince Charming and he's all you ever wanted. And the ba 22% 19%

''Imagination is more important than knowledge.'' The fans pick: Good One! 74% 26%

Lol, Wtf, brb, g2g. The fans pick: the worst the worst 52% The best 22%

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Fred Allen The fans pick: =) 100% 0%

Don't mistake flawless for beautiful The fans pick: So true! So true! 81% Huh? 15%

best friends are like bras, close to your heart and always there for support! The fans pick: true true 96% false 4%

if you live forever, what do you live for? The fans pick: good good 78% bad 22%

"I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence." The fans pick: Good Good 67% Bad 33%

I do not consider myself a marxist- Karl Marx The fans pick: :) :) 63% :( 37%

“We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly” The fans pick: :) 92% 4%

"The past can hurt... you can either run from it, or learn from it." The fans pick: Yay 85% eh 12%

Which Quote do you prefer? Comedy or deep thoughtfull ones. The fans pick: To see the beauty of life you have to experience the hardships To see the beauty of life you... 69% why worry about climate... 31%

"Some may never live, but the crazy never die." - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson The fans pick: Good Good 81% No Good 19%

"The idea is to die young as late as possible." The fans pick: Good Good 92% Bad 8%

You can't spell Slaughter without laughter The fans pick: true but no just no true but no just no 65% True ha like it 35%

Friends are God's way of taking care of us The fans pick: good good 85% bad 15%

"Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." The fans pick: Good Good 69% Bad 31%

When you are up in life, your friends get to know who you are. But when you are down in life, you get to know who your friends are . The fans pick: :) 81% 15%

Silence & smile are two powerful tools. Smile is the way to solve many problems & Silence is the way to avoid many problems. The fans pick: :) 73% 19%

Which quote/motto is better in your opinion? - I'm thinking of changing my motto...please help!!?? The fans pick: "Time flies, minds change, life goes on." 56% 44%

Which quote is better? The fans pick: "May the Force be with you." 60% 40%

Which is the most quotable movie? The fans pick: Mean Girls 68% 32%

Love's an excuse to get hurt, and to hurt. The fans pick: nah nah 76% uhuh. 24%

Do you like ... "Save a tree, eat a beaver!!"?? XD The fans pick: NO D= NO D= 52% YES = D 48%

Do you agree with: ''The important thing is not to stop questioning.'' Albert Einstein The fans pick: yeah yeah 100% 0%

im a baby im a drunk baby! The fans pick: bad bad 84% good 16%

In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back. -Charlie Brown The fans pick: :) 72% 24%

" Your as graceful as a poopy flavored lollipop!" -Dodgeball The fans pick: NAY NAY 80% YAY 20%

Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question. Yes is the Answer. The fans pick: Do not like it. Do not like it. 67% Like it 33%

Cleaning my room: 1% cleaning, 39% texting, 60% playing with stuff I just found. The fans pick: LOL LOL 79% Ehhhhhh- ..... 21%

"It has been said, 'time heals all wounds.' I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting its sanity, covers them with scar tissue and the pain lessens. The fans pick: I like it - and I agree I like it - and I agree 67% hmm... 25%

The greatest happiness of life it the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. - Victor Hugo The fans pick: =) 88% 13%

the world is a tissue and we are the boogers The fans pick: gross but funny gross but funny 54% 33%

"I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it." The fans pick: Good Good 88% Bad 13%

absolute power corrupts absolutely The fans pick: true 75% 25%

When all you have is an axe every problem seems like hours of fun. The fans pick: Yes. 71% 29%

"Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive." The fans pick: Good Good 100% Bad 0%

"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." - Edgar Allen Poe The fans pick: Good Good 96% Bad 4%

Epitaph: I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. The fans pick: Good Good 79% Bad 21%

"Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity" - Nietzsche The fans pick: Good Good 71% Bad 29%

Moving on is simple. It's what you leave behind that makes it so difficult. The fans pick: Good 96% 4%

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway The fans pick: I agree I agree 91% I don&# 39; t agree 9%

"Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes." The fans pick: Yay 70% eh 26%