Blossom: [dressed as Liberty Belle] Heigh ho!
Do you know,
The names of the US residents,
Who then became the Presidents,
And got a view from the White House loo,
Of Pennsylvania Avenue,
Buttercup: [dressed in an American folk outfit] George Washington was the first, you see,
He once chopped down a cherry tree,
Bubbles: [dressed as the Statue of Liberty] President number two would be,
John Adams and then number three,
Blossom: Tom Jefferson stayed up to write,
The Declaration late at night,
So he and his wife had a great big fight,
And she made him sleep on the couch all night,
Buttercup: James Madison never had a son,
And he fought the War of 1812,
Bubbles: James Monroe's colossal nose,
Was bigger than Pinnochio's,
Blossom: John Quincy Adams was number six,
And it's Andrew Jackson's butt he kicks,
So Jackson learns to play politics,
Next time he's the one that the country picks,
Bubbles: Martin Van Buren number eight,
For a one term shot as Chief of State,
Blossom: William Harrisson, how do you praise?
That guy was dead in thirty days!
Buttercup: John Tyler he liked country folk,
Bubbles: And after him came President Polk,
Blossom: Zachary Taylor liked to smoke,
His breath killed friends whenever he spoke,
Buttercup: 1850, really nifty,
Millard Fillmore's in,
Blossom: Young and fierce was Franklin Pierce,
The man without a chin,
Bubbles: Follows next a period spannin'
Four long years with James Buchanan,
Then the South start shootin' cannon,
And we've got a civil war,
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: A war!
A war down south in Dixie!
Blossom: Up to bat comes old Abe Lincoln,
Bubbles: There's a guy who's really thinkin'
Buttercup: Kept the United States from shrinking,
Saved the ship of state from sinking,
Bubbles: Andrew Johnson's next,
He had some slight defects,
Buttercup: Congress each,
Bubbles: And so the country now elects,
Blossom: Ulysees Simpson Grant,
Who would scream and rave and rant,
Buttercup: While drinking whiskey,
Cause he'd spill it on his pants,
Blossom: It's 1877, and the democrats would gloat,
But they're all amazed when Rutherford Hayes,
Wins by just one vote,
Bubbles: James Garfield, someone really hated,
Cause he was assasinated,
Buttercup: Chester Arthur gets instated,
Four years later he was traded,
Bubbles: [dressed as the Statue of Liberty again] For Grover Cleveland, really fat,
Elected twice as a democrat,
Then Benjamin Harrisson, after that,
It's William McKinley up at bat,
Blossom: Teddy Roosevelt charged up San Juan Hill,
Buttercup: And President Taft he got the bill,
Blossom: In 1913 Woodrow
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: Wiiilllllllson...
Takes us into World War One!
Blossom: Warren Harding, next in line,
Bubbles: It's Calvin Coolidge; he does fine,
Buttercup: And then in 1929,
The market crashes and we find,
Blossom: It's Herbert Hoover's big debut,
He gets the blame, and loses to,
Bubbles: Franklin Roosevelt, President who,
Helped us win in World War Two,
Buttercup: [holding Harry Truman's newspaper] Harry Truman, weird little human,
Serves two terms and when he's done,
Blossom: [dressed as a soldier; saluting] It's Eisenhower, who's got the power,
From '53 to '61,
Bubbles: John F. Kennedy, he gets shot,
Then Lyndon Johnson took his spot,
Blossom: Richard Nixon he gets caught,
And Gerald Ford fell down a lot,
Buttercup: [dressed as a pilgrim] Jimmy Carter liked camping trips,
Blossom: And Ronald Reagan's speeches' scripts,
All came from famous movie clips,
And President Bush said "read my lips",
Bubbles: Now in Washington D.C.,
Buttercup: There's democrats and the G.O.P.,
Blossom: But the ones in charge are plain to see,
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: The Clinton's, Bill and Hillary!
Blossom: The next President to lead the way,
Well, it just might be yourself one day,
Then the press'll distort everything you say...
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: So jump in your plane and fly away!