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Blossom: Some people once told us that we look very little,
They think that we are normal girls,
Bubbles: But it is not so long, and that we will prove them wrong,
By flying and doing a twirl,
Buttercup: Well the crimes start coming and they don't stop running,
So we fly in and we beat them stunning,
And when their bodies are very frail,
The cops then come and send them to jail,
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: And you do not want to defeat,
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
So drop that gun and run away,
You'll never come again that day,
Blossom: Hey now, we have powers, get your game on, go play,
Bubbles: Hey now, you're a bad guy, get the crime on, get paid,
Buttercup: And we are stronger than you,
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: And we are always gonna defeat you,
Blossom: I'm the leader, and they say I'm quite nerdy,
I read lots of books and I am very purty,
Bubbles: I'm the cutest one, and how I differ,
I have an octopus and I like the small critters,
Buttercup: And they call me the toughest fighter,
I tend to get mad, like Donald Duck on fire,
And I'm a tomboy, how about you?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Blossom: Hey now, we have powers, get your game on, go play,
Bubbles: Hey now, you're a bad guy, get the crime on, get paid,
Buttercup: And we are stronger than you,
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: And we are always gonna defeat you,
Instrumental break.
Blossom: Hey now, we have powers, get your game on, go play,
Bubbles: Hey now, you're a bad guy, get the crime on, get paid,
Buttercup: And we are stronger than you,
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: And we are always gonna,
Blossom: The people once called us for very little things,
We need to get ourselves away from requests,
Bubbles: We're supposed to save the world,
And not put a newer lightbulb,
Buttercup: So on a cloud, we sat there and slept,
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: Well the crimes start coming and they don't stop running,
So we fly in and we beat them stunning,
And when their bodies are very frail,
The cops then come and send them to jail,
And you do not want to defeat,
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
So drop that gun and run away [go!]
You'll never come again that day,
Blossom: Hey now, we have powers, get your game on, go play,
Bubbles: Hey now, you're a bad guy, get the crime on, get paid,
Buttercup: And we are stronger than you,
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: And we are always gonna defeat you,
And we are stronger than you,
And we are always gonna defeat you.
Blossom: Some people once told us that we look very little,
They think that we are normal girls,
Bubbles: But it is not so long, and that we will prove them wrong,
By flying and doing a twirl,
Buttercup: Well the crimes start coming and they don't stop running,
So we fly in and we beat them stunning,
And when their bodies are very frail,
The cops then come and send them to jail,
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: And you do not want to defeat,
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
So drop that gun and run away,
You'll never come again that day,
Blossom: Hey now, we have powers, get your game on, go play,
Bubbles: Hey now, you're a bad guy, get the crime on, get paid,
Buttercup: And we are stronger than you,
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: And we are always gonna defeat you,
Blossom: I'm the leader, and they say I'm quite nerdy,
I read lots of books and I am very purty,
Bubbles: I'm the cutest one, and how I differ,
I have an octopus and I like the small critters,
Buttercup: And they call me the toughest fighter,
I tend to get mad, like Donald Duck on fire,
And I'm a tomboy, how about you?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Blossom: Hey now, we have powers, get your game on, go play,
Bubbles: Hey now, you're a bad guy, get the crime on, get paid,
Buttercup: And we are stronger than you,
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: And we are always gonna defeat you,
Instrumental break.
Blossom: Hey now, we have powers, get your game on, go play,
Bubbles: Hey now, you're a bad guy, get the crime on, get paid,
Buttercup: And we are stronger than you,
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: And we are always gonna,
Blossom: The people once called us for very little things,
We need to get ourselves away from requests,
Bubbles: We're supposed to save the world,
And not put a newer lightbulb,
Buttercup: So on a cloud, we sat there and slept,
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: Well the crimes start coming and they don't stop running,
So we fly in and we beat them stunning,
And when their bodies are very frail,
The cops then come and send them to jail,
And you do not want to defeat,
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
So drop that gun and run away [go!]
You'll never come again that day,
Blossom: Hey now, we have powers, get your game on, go play,
Bubbles: Hey now, you're a bad guy, get the crime on, get paid,
Buttercup: And we are stronger than you,
Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup: And we are always gonna defeat you,
And we are stronger than you,
And we are always gonna defeat you.
There they were. Two Rowdyruff boys thinking " where is he?" There he was. Brick. In the Professor's Lab.
Brick: Let me go!
Professor: Hold on! Just a second!
Brick: For what?!
Professor: Just a few tests.
Brick: No!
Brick's brothers were worried more than Him (character) was. They hadn't seen him for days.
This was one time to be worried. They don't know there is problems with their brother.
Professor: Oh no. This is bad.
Brick: Whatzzit? Uh Oh, my shift is over have to go bye!
To be continued...
Brick: Let me go!
Professor: Hold on! Just a second!
Brick: For what?!
Professor: Just a few tests.
Brick: No!
Brick's brothers were worried more than Him (character) was. They hadn't seen him for days.
This was one time to be worried. They don't know there is problems with their brother.
Professor: Oh no. This is bad.
Brick: Whatzzit? Uh Oh, my shift is over have to go bye!
To be continued...
Rainbow Dash hates the Powerpuff Girls
Rainbow Dash: WTF I'm in Townsville? WTF
Bubbles: Hi!
Dash: AH OMC A PPG GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAAAAAAAAAY!
Party, motherbuckers!
Pinkie: Hi, my name is Pinkie Pie and....
Buttercup: NO (Throws giant log on Pinkie)
Pinkie: (Muffled) Party! Mother... Buckers.... Bleh.
Friendship is Crappy
Bubbles: Oh, I love MLP! But friendship is crappy, not magic!
Applejack: What did ya'll say? (The Mane Six busted through the door)
Mane Six: (Destroys Bubbles)
Bubbles: But... Friendship is crappy.....
Rainbow Dash: NO (Does a Sonoc Rainboom and the world ends)
Pinkie: (Comes up out of space from nowhere) And that's how Equestria was destroyed! Maybe later I can tell you the story of how I became a Blank Flank again! (Shows both flanks and there's no Cutie Mark)
Cutie Mark Crusaders: (Pops out of space also)
Sweetie Belle: She's just being Pinkie Pie... Again.
(Trumpet flare)
Rainbow Dash: WTF I'm in Townsville? WTF
Bubbles: Hi!
Dash: AH OMC A PPG GET IT AWAY GET IT AWAAAAAAAAAY!
Party, motherbuckers!
Pinkie: Hi, my name is Pinkie Pie and....
Buttercup: NO (Throws giant log on Pinkie)
Pinkie: (Muffled) Party! Mother... Buckers.... Bleh.
Friendship is Crappy
Bubbles: Oh, I love MLP! But friendship is crappy, not magic!
Applejack: What did ya'll say? (The Mane Six busted through the door)
Mane Six: (Destroys Bubbles)
Bubbles: But... Friendship is crappy.....
Rainbow Dash: NO (Does a Sonoc Rainboom and the world ends)
Pinkie: (Comes up out of space from nowhere) And that's how Equestria was destroyed! Maybe later I can tell you the story of how I became a Blank Flank again! (Shows both flanks and there's no Cutie Mark)
Cutie Mark Crusaders: (Pops out of space also)
Sweetie Belle: She's just being Pinkie Pie... Again.
(Trumpet flare)