This fanfic is a combination of My Little Pony with a movie called Duel. If you have not seen Duel, then you should. It is very good.

Mr. Cake: Pinkie Pie did you get your new car?
Pinkie: Eeyup, I got a Hoofington Diligence.
Mrs. Cake: Allright. We need you to go into the badlands to get these ingredients.
Pinkie: Frosting, flour, eggs, and milk. Okey dokey lokey.
Mr. Cake: Keep the list with you in case you forget.
Pinkie: *takes list*

Pinkie drove off to go into the badlands to get the ingredients that she was told to get. 50 minutes later she got behind a big rig carrying gasoline. It was...

This is my first article that I'm writing for Fanpop, and it's 11pm at night, and I have school in the morning. So if I start rambling of the convenience of solar energy in Ponyville, due to Rainbow Dash's ability to clear the sky in 10 seconds flat, please, don't stop reading.

Let me start:

4.

She's Actually A Half-Mortal Goddess

In Ancient Greek times, the peeps believed that Zeus was the King of Le Gods. But he was also the sluttiest thing since credit cards. So, he got a lot of mortals preggo, and the usual outcome was a supernaturally enhanced baby, such as Hercules.

Who knows? Perhaps some...

"For all My life all I've wanted to do was to make my friends want to smile true but maybe I was wrong and Pinkie Pie shouldn't plan parties at all.

Ill try to get up on my hooves and try a different task. Ill find something new to do.There's got to be more to me than planning a party or two.

Talking:

Oh I remember that one my first party ever !! My whole family was there !! And that's Twilight' s welcome to Ponyville party. She didn't even expect that one !! Princess Cadence and Shining armors wedding sure was special especially once I gotta hold of the music !!!

Singing:
Oh look at those happy...

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It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost pony was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every year on the day of the accident, the ghost pony runs around ponyville, shreiking like a lost soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are you talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony. I'm not scared! *Flies away*
Snips: *Arrives with Snails*
Pinkie Pie:...

Scary stuff
Stuffing my face
Living a trace of life
Blood stained eyes
Horror right before my hands
Here on which I stand
Slender Man, Slender Man

He's coming for you with me
We are both crazy
Love and hate, hate and war
Pinky Pie's here to adore
Come now little children
Heed my call

If you don't, your city shall
FALL.

Rainbow Dash read the slip of paper worriedly. Oh sweet Celestian dammit, she thought, Pinky's finally given in to Slender! She ran quickly to the center of Apple Jack's farm, where everyone was gathered to discuss the town meeting. Project Save Pinkie Pie And Get Out Alive wasn't a big success....

By the year 1904 many ponies have traveled the seven seas to find hidden treasure. All of that pirate stuff stopped in the 30's, as a war between Equestria and England started. Before that war, many ponies have found what would now be worth over 60,000 bits today. 2031 however was the year that a pony found a lot of treasure worth 100,000 bits. Here is her story, which started in Ponyville.

Pinkie Pie: You're probably all wondering why I called you here.
Rainbow Dash: It better not be something random.
Pinkie Pie: It isn't. For There is an island 30 miles from Manehattan with a treasure...

Okay, I know it's not Easter yet, but I felt like posting this fanfic on here anyway, so.... Yeeeah.

It was a nice sunny day in Equestria. Everypony had just finished Winter Wrap up when Pinkie Pie had an idea.

Pinkie Pie: I've got an idea!
Fluttershy: What is it?
Pinkie Pie: We should celebrate easter!
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what's easter?
Pinkie Pie: On some random day in April which keeps getting changed because of Spring Break, the easter bunny goes everywhere to hide Easter eggs in everyone's houses.
Fluttershy: A bunny does that?
Rainbow Dash: This isn't going to end up like christmas is...

This is a short fanfic. Enjoy.

Song: link

Pinkie Pie was driving a delivery van full of cupcakes around Ponyville. She had to stop at a red traffic light.

Pinkie Pie: *Going cross-eyed with her tongue sticking out* What a beautiful day delivering cupcakes. *Watches the traffic light*

Instead of changing from red to green, the traffic light turned blue. Then the song stopped, and another one played: link

Pinkie Pie: *Thinking to herself, then smiles* Ooh, it's another one of those blue traffic lights Vinyl Scratch told me about! Now what was it that she said again?
Vinyl Scratch: *Appears in a...

Cotton Swirls: Hello,and this is an interview with Pinkie Pie! Pinkie Pie,so you know how to bake so well. What is the secret?
Pinkie Pie: Well,I just add a lot of sweets! A lot,a lot,A LOT!
Cotton Swirls: Okay. Pinkie,what do you think of Gilda?
Pinkie Pie: Oh,well she was REALLY mean to my friends. I mean,come on! Will I ever let that happen to them? AND-HEY! You have the same mane and tail as me! I really love your colors! They remind me of Cotton Candy!
Cotton Swirls: Uh Yeah! Do you think the CMC will get their cutie marks?
Pinkie Pie: I bet they will! Maybe I can teach them how to cook! I...

In Party of One, Pinkie Pie became depressed and straight maned, because she thought the mane 6 were kicking her out,

ok

but I've noticed some of you have been exaggerated the story.

Okay, I already know you're going to base your whole argument off of "I don't like Cupcakes, so stop doing it". This is going to be your worst one yet, isn't it?


You've been saying she killed RD and turned her into cupcakes.

Cupcakes was made BEFORE Party Of One, actually, it was made after Call Of The Cutie.

Well, RD is still in the EPISODES, right? IT'S NOT TRUE.

And it's not necessarily true that Toy Chica fell...