Picks RANDOM SCENARIO: You are anxiously awaiting a letter in the mail, but your mailman wants to kill you. What do you do?

Pick one:
Ask the Fedex delivery guy to fight your mailman in a duel to the death
Distract the mailman with milk and cookies while you get your letter
Dress up as a ghost and scare your mailman so badly that he passes out
Stick your dog on the mailman and grab your letter while he's down
Pour honey over myself. Seriously, I don't know why I keep doing this!
Use the smoke monster from Lost to destroy the mailman, but still get my letter
Added by PkmnTrainerJ
Kill him with a custard grenade
Added by knifewrench
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 chel1395 posted over a year ago
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