One time I was at a outside mall and a cop was looking at me weird and came up to me and asked if I have been doing drugs. Then I was thinking that below the influence is not doing drugs and i said that and he was like What! Then I was like I am not doing drugs OMG I was like what the heck? Well I am crazy when i don't take my ADD medicine

I have been under the influence of sugar. :>

Under the influence of prescription drugs. Ihihihi.

Well, to be honest, I have been under the influence of alcohol before, but I'm just pompous enough to lie and say I'm above all that. :D

What I have been under the influence of:

Alcohol (and yes, it does explain some of my picks)
Coffee (Wired to the moon, like a roadrunner on steroids)
Antibiotics (Not going to say too much)
Sugar (Frequently. I love my sugar rush)
Adrenalin (Especially when kayaking in rapids)
Tic-Tacs (Actually suffered from withdrawal symptoms when stopped eating them)

I act like I am on drugs but I am just really hyper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!